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Offline NekoJonez

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Defend & Attack
« on: March 20, 2013, 11:04:43 AM »
So, this is a new forum game I just made up during a boring class.

The goal here is to defend the user above (or yourself if you want it like that, ya dirty trolls) your post and then attack the user that will post next.

So for example:

User A:

"I defend X from Y with a boozaka."

"I attack the next user with a swarm of bees."

User B:

"I defend A from the swarm of bees by throwing honey to the other side of the place."

"I attack the next user with a sword."

So....

I attack the next user with a big book.
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Offline Kiss x Miz

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2013, 10:15:42 AM »
=.=

I defend myself with a helmet

I attack the next poster's ear with a wet finger
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Offline NekoJonez

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2013, 11:44:46 AM »
I just block you with a shirt.

I attack the next poster with spam mail.
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Offline TyranBrûlée

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2013, 10:26:03 PM »
I defend with Microsoft Outlook's multi-delete function.

I attack the next poster with the confusion of a spork invasion.
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Offline Kiss x Miz

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2013, 10:28:03 PM »
I defend myself with a knife invasion

I attack the next poster with a pirate ship
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Offline TyranBrûlée

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2013, 10:31:25 PM »
I defend with [insert random devil fruit here]

I attack the next poster with a really high-pitched meow.
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Offline Kiss x Miz

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2013, 10:39:56 PM »
I defend myself with a fast car which drives away at a really high speed which streches the soundwaves making the meow less high pitched.

I attack the next poster with a streetsign
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Offline TyranBrûlée

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2013, 10:42:45 PM »
I defend with responses using my own signs via
(click to show/hide)

I attack the next poster with interpretive dance movements.
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Offline Kiss x Miz

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2013, 10:45:54 PM »
I defend myself with "So you think you can dance" judges

I attack the next poster with a teddybear
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Offline TyranBrûlée

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2013, 10:47:53 PM »
I defend myself with a grizzly bear.

I attack the next poster with a steampunk Hello Kitty android.
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Offline Kiss x Miz

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2013, 10:49:06 PM »
I defend myself with Steve Jobs' corpse

I attack the next poster with a really hairy dog
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Offline TyranBrûlée

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2013, 10:53:17 PM »
I defend myself with a razor.

I attack with JUSTIN BEIBER (it was bound to happen).
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Offline Muffin

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2013, 01:21:22 AM »
I defend myself with THIS:



I attack with maths!

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Offline Kiss x Miz

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2013, 02:25:03 AM »
I defend with my first year college maths degree

I attack with a hotdog
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Offline Noob

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2013, 06:34:36 AM »
I defend with my mouth (ate it)

I attack with a nuclear bomb
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Offline Caster no Mae

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2013, 10:25:46 AM »
I Defend with UNLOSING TYPHOON (credits if anyone gets this~~)

I attack with Fetish Fuel
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Offline Muffin

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2013, 06:20:48 PM »
I defend with Nightmare Fuel!

I attack with a submarine!
Quote from: Caster no Mae on March 24, 2013, 10:25:46 AM
I Defend with UNLOSING TYPHOON (credits if anyone gets this~~)
Zettai Hero Project...? I'm not sure it's actually from there but it does sound like something from it. o-o
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Offline PriomBlazer

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2013, 06:37:02 PM »
I defend with my Whale!

I attack with my Waddly Penguin!
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Offline Kiss x Miz

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2013, 10:35:49 PM »
I defend with global warming

I attack with heavy literature
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Offline senpai_FisT

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2013, 12:05:02 AM »
I defend with lack of sophisticated culture.


I attack with my prinnies, dood.
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Offline Muffin

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2013, 12:08:02 AM »
I defend with a catapult! >:D

I attack with Pedobear!
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Offline senpai_FisT

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2013, 12:20:17 AM »
I defend with pedoclub membership.


I attack with Internet Explorer.
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Offline Muffin

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2013, 01:03:05 AM »
I defend wi- Woops, Internet Explorer crashed...I guess I don't have to defend now...

I attack with Chuck Norris.

Boom, I won.
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Offline PriomBlazer

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2013, 09:47:07 AM »
pfft...I defend with Bruce Lee

I attack with Jackie Chan
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Offline Kiss x Miz

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Re: Defend & Attack
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2013, 01:34:25 PM »
I defend with Jet Li

I attack with filthstep
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