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Offline NekoJonez

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The shit browser.
« on: April 18, 2014, 07:34:22 PM »
*This is based on a joke that started in Miz- Member Spotlight*

Quote from: NekoJonez on April 16, 2014, 10:52:18 PM
Quote from: Miz- on April 15, 2014, 12:15:51 PM
Quote from: TyranBrûlée on April 15, 2014, 09:41:55 AM
How you Arpoogi at work?
With something called Internet Explorer >.<
IE v2013 LIVE SOCIAL FAIL version ?

Quote from: Miz- on April 16, 2014, 11:29:28 PM
Quote from: NekoJonez on April 16, 2014, 10:52:18 PM
IE v2013 LIVE SOCIAL FAIL version ?
I got the premium pack. SOCIAL EPIC FAIL version 7.1337

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Quote from: Miz- on April 16, 2014, 11:29:28 PM
Quote from: NekoJonez on April 16, 2014, 10:52:18 PM
IE v2013 LIVE SOCIAL FAIL version ?
I got the premium pack. SOCIAL EPIC FAIL version 7.1337
Dayum, what's new in that premium pack? Additional lag?

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Quote from: NekoJonez on April 18, 2014, 05:32:03 PM
Dayum, what's new in that premium pack? Additional lag?
Yeah, I should've gotten the 404 DLC too but I couldn't find it anywhere.

So play along. Which DLC's or features does this shit browser have?
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Offline Kiss x Miz

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Re: The shit browser.
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2014, 10:21:40 PM »
Special Adblock-Blocker will allow all pop-ups to continue with maximum priority.
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Re: The shit browser.
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2014, 10:52:46 PM »
A toolbar that automatically installs two toolbars when you try to uninstall it.
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Re: The shit browser.
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2014, 11:40:09 PM »
One that automatically zooms in or out on random moments
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Re: The shit browser.
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2014, 01:02:39 AM »
Asks permission for every image seperately
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Offline NekoJonez

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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2014, 12:05:29 PM »
Quote from: Miz- on April 19, 2014, 01:02:39 AM
Asks permission for every image seperately
What about each pixel?
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Offline Kiss x Miz

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Re: The shit browser.
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2014, 04:24:34 PM »
Every download comes with a .exe file
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2014, 04:42:07 PM »
Quote from: Miz- on April 19, 2014, 04:24:34 PM
Every download comes with a .exe file
Every download requires a new driver or service to be installed.
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Offline Arikado

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Re: The shit browser.
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2014, 08:23:08 AM »
Random crashes.
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Offline Kiss x Miz

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Re: The shit browser.
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2014, 08:30:30 AM »
Blocks everything associated with Google because they don't want to be tracked
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Re: The shit browser.
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2014, 01:33:43 PM »
It re-installs itself after every 10 minutes.
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Offline NekoJonez

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Re: The shit browser.
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2014, 10:36:45 PM »
The browser thinks your the Brazilian goalkeeper... too soon?
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Offline Kiss x Miz

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Re: The shit browser.
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2014, 08:43:23 AM »
Quote from: Jonez on July 09, 2014, 10:36:45 PM
The browser thinks your the Brazilian goalkeeper... too soon?
Browsers attack us with balls?
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Re: The shit browser.
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2014, 09:23:14 AM »
Quote from: Mixz- on July 10, 2014, 08:43:23 AM
Browsers attack us with balls?

Hot damn, sign me up for that one!
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...Oh, you meant... sports balls... never mind...
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Offline Kiss x Miz

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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2014, 10:00:13 AM »
Quote from: Rora on July 10, 2014, 09:23:14 AM
Quote from: Mixz- on July 10, 2014, 08:43:23 AM
Browsers attack us with balls?
Hot damn, sign me up for that one!
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...Oh, you meant... sports balls... never mind...
Hah u funni. I obviously meant stinky and hairy old men's balls
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Offline NekoJonez

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Re: The shit browser.
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2014, 11:24:41 AM »
The shit browser just got updated:
  • It now installs a random ancient OS on your computer and replaces ALL your files and back ups.
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