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[Trigger Warning] Human Barbie Confirmed for Totally Insane
« on: March 19, 2015, 08:51:52 AM »
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Seems like the Human Barbie has finally grown to the pinnacle of insanity by starting to follow breatharianism.

What is breatharianism? It's referred to as a "diet", like vegetarianism and veganism. However, the sustenance is sunlight and oxygen. It seems to me that breatharianism is basically a cult that claims if you follow them, you will somehow magically develop the ability to photosynthesize and live with that.

I'm not going to get into the whole of it, but supposedly one guy who follows breatharianism has followed it for years. He survives on sunlight and water, and only occasionally eats food just to taste things. How often does he do this? Three times a day! How much does he taste? An entire meal! Also they're limited to eating from McDonald's. Also they're totally insane if they think they're surviving on literally nothing if they're having meals.

Oh, also, a footnote of that news article states that that girl believes she can time travel and has come from space to speak with aliens.


TL;DR fucking what
« Last Edit: March 22, 2015, 04:05:24 AM by CarolineJohnson » »

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Re: [Trigger Warning] Human Barbie converts to Breatharianism
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2015, 09:29:49 AM »


Oh but she has a Vice documentary on her alien sorta vibe.

For some reason I watched the whole thing.

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Re: [Trigger Warning] Human Barbie converts to Breatharianism
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2015, 10:12:23 AM »
I bet she travels back in time to go eat before her new diet started.

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Re: [Trigger Warning] Human Barbie converts to Breatharianism
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2015, 05:04:15 PM »
That woman is freaky...

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Re: [Trigger Warning] Human Barbie Confirmed for Totally Insane
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2015, 10:51:42 AM »
I have masturabated and climaxed to this girl haha

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Re: [Trigger Warning] Human Barbie Confirmed for Totally Insane
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2015, 11:10:16 AM »
I have masturabated and climaxed to this girl haha
Much like every male on this planet

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Re: [Trigger Warning] Human Barbie Confirmed for Totally Insane
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2015, 11:17:36 AM »
I have masturabated and climaxed to this girl haha
Much like every male on this planet
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Re: [Trigger Warning] Human Barbie Confirmed for Totally Insane
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2015, 11:39:06 AM »
Oh shit Miz now you fu*ked up

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Re: [Trigger Warning] Human Barbie Confirmed for Totally Insane
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2015, 11:44:31 AM »
Ye it got pretty hairy here