Author Topic: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1 (Read 3655968 times)

Pretty much, man. Pretty much.

I've got a whole folder of mostly unused reaction images, waiting for their perfect chance to strike. Although I think I used that one here before

NekoJonez · « **Reply #10156 on:** August 09, 2012, 07:13:17 PM »

Quote from: PriomBlazer on August 09, 2012, 06:54:58 PM

Quote from: NekoJonez on August 09, 2012, 05:10:30 PM
I AM FINALLY HOME.
Where were you before?

Work

PriomBlazer · « **Reply #10157 on:** August 09, 2012, 07:18:26 PM »

That word scares me

Noob · « **Reply #10158 on:** August 09, 2012, 07:24:21 PM »

senpai_FisT · « **Reply #10159 on:** August 09, 2012, 07:58:15 PM »

Quote from: NekoJonez on August 09, 2012, 05:10:30 PM

I AM FINALLY HOME.

It was silent. The TV was switched off. The eerie silenced only meant one thing; he was home alone.
He climbed up the stairs and into his room. He threw his bag to the usual spot and lyed on his bed, letting out a short sigh.
Jonez then thought about his past, about his future and about Megan Fox. That was probably why all his blood rush from his brain into his penis. He could'nt think, he couldn't see past his nose. Everything was blurred, everything was dark.
When he regained control over his body, he realized that his hands where on his penis. He was masturbating.
"Aw well, might as well finish." he said.
*Thud*
"What was that!?" he said, looking around, shocked.
*Thud*
He slowly removed his hands from his penis, which was still hanging out like a half boiled sausage.
*Fart*
His fears had been confirmed. There was somebody else in the room.
*Faaaart*
He realized the sound had come from below, under his bed.
"Come out! Whoev-...whatever you are!"
It was suddenly dark. Jonez could make out something that looked a hand emerging from under the bed. He fumbled back, his back against wall. The hand came closer. Jonez shut his eyes, he knew this was the end for him. The more it neared, the warmer it became.
"Do you have tree fiddy?" said an unknown voice.
Jonez hesitantly opened his eyes.
He realized it was not a hand, it was the fucking LOCHNESS MONSTER!!

(...and then they fucked.)

A N. Shyamalan Movie

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #10160 on:** August 09, 2012, 08:03:37 PM »

My anus sneezed

NekoJonez · « **Reply #10161 on:** August 09, 2012, 08:57:29 PM »

Quote from: EvaKerplunk on August 09, 2012, 08:03:37 PM

My anus sneezed

Kiss x Miz · « **Reply #10162 on:** August 09, 2012, 08:59:20 PM »

Not sure if both shy or polite.

NekoJonez · « **Reply #10163 on:** August 09, 2012, 09:03:37 PM »

Quote from: Zarri on August 09, 2012, 08:59:20 PM

Not sure if both shy or polite.

Shyly polite~

Kiss x Miz · « **Reply #10164 on:** August 09, 2012, 09:05:21 PM »

Quote from: NekoJonez on August 09, 2012, 09:03:37 PM

Quote from: Zarri on August 09, 2012, 08:59:20 PM
Not sure if both shy or polite.
Shyly polite~

I can be shyly polite.
I'll keep my pants up when I fart in your face.

shredc0re · « **Reply #10165 on:** August 09, 2012, 09:06:35 PM »

Quote from: EvaKerplunk on August 09, 2012, 08:03:37 PM

My anus sneezed

My vagina sneezed to your anus though.

TyranBrûlée · « **Reply #10166 on:** August 09, 2012, 10:40:23 PM »

If y'all say so.

Muffin · « **Reply #10167 on:** August 10, 2012, 12:33:36 AM »

TyranBrûlée · « **Reply #10168 on:** August 10, 2012, 02:29:31 AM »

I wonder what he shits.

Apokura · « **Reply #10169 on:** August 10, 2012, 03:27:07 AM »

In the end, whether or not you'll enjoy Ace Attorney comes down to how well you can cope with over two hours of cretinous, deadpan, bewigged jackholes facing off against our hero, whilst even the most villagey of village idiots could spot the gaping holes in their arguments, or spot the cruel, knowing glances they throw their clearly guilty clients. It's explosive, high-camp melodrama, but it manages to work both as a legal thriller and a pitch-perfect adaptation of the game. Miike usually makes faster, harder, more visceral films, so this legal drama - over two hours long - doesn't hit the mark consistently, but when it does, it's utterly squee-worthy.

Just probably the best bottom line of a review I've ever seen...since we're already talking about bottoms here.

Swagmaster · « **Reply #10170 on:** August 10, 2012, 06:36:42 AM »

Finally done with my class! I got an A!!!

+ My insurance gave me a Dodge Charger as a rental car! My day can't get any better

TyranBrûlée · « **Reply #10171 on:** August 10, 2012, 06:51:19 AM »

Quote from: gooby'z mastr on August 10, 2012, 06:36:42 AM

Finally done with my class! I got an A!!!

+ My insurance gave me a Dodge Charger as a rental car! My day can't get any better

OH BUT IT CAN!
SEE, YOU GET A BRAND NEW dgaf. <^>

I'm only kidding though, I can't be mean .___.

NekoJonez · « **Reply #10172 on:** August 10, 2012, 07:16:42 AM »

Time to go to work.

Who ever gets that reference you get a cookie.

TyranBrûlée · « **Reply #10173 on:** August 10, 2012, 07:27:22 AM »

Every sitcom, television show, movie(with working class) ever aired!

NekoJonez · « **Reply #10174 on:** August 10, 2012, 07:38:17 AM »

It's a line of a game that I love that I am refering to.

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