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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #725 on: October 20, 2012, 11:23:18 PM »
POWY, STOP SINGING AND HELP ME
THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR SINGING!

Yddum: That's happiness. BURN! *Takes out flamethrower, aims it at Pow and the seeds.*
NOOOOO! NOW THEY WON'T TURN INTO SPERM PLANTS! T_T
Yddum: Aww, don't cry! I'll let you rape Muddy with me! :D
Yddum: Hahaha, you're funny! *Takes out magic leather BDSM suit, which moves towards Muddy on it's own.*
FREEZE!
*Starts shooting ice rays tryng to freeze the suit*
*The suit is slightly slowed down by each ray*
Yddum:*Strikes at Muddy with a leather whip.* Stop that, bad doggy! >:D

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #726 on: October 22, 2012, 03:50:13 PM »
What is happening here o.O

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #727 on: October 22, 2012, 08:56:18 PM »
What is happening here o.O
Yddum is obviously trying to rape.
Please help me! D:
POWY, STOP SINGING AND HELP ME
THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR SINGING!

Yddum: That's happiness. BURN! *Takes out flamethrower, aims it at Pow and the seeds.*
NOOOOO! NOW THEY WON'T TURN INTO SPERM PLANTS! T_T
Yddum: Aww, don't cry! I'll let you rape Muddy with me! :D
Yddum: Hahaha, you're funny! *Takes out magic leather BDSM suit, which moves towards Muddy on it's own.*
FREEZE!
*Starts shooting ice rays tryng to freeze the suit*
*The suit is slightly slowed down by each ray*
Yddum:*Strikes at Muddy with a leather whip.* Stop that, bad doggy! >:D
GODDAMMIT WOMAN
*Tosses ice at her*

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #728 on: October 22, 2012, 10:13:09 PM »
My machine...is a failure...I have dishonored my famiry.

"Sepukku!"

*Kills self by stabbing self*

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #729 on: October 23, 2012, 02:32:10 AM »
*Yddum grabs the ice in the air, turns it into an ice cream and begins sucking on it sexyly.* Your anus can wait until I'm done with this, I guess. But after this, it shall not be spared! HAHAHAHAHA! >:D

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #730 on: October 23, 2012, 02:37:00 AM »
*Uses rock powder on himself and turns into a rock*
"HAHAHAHA, I WIN."
*But nobody hear him...Cuz he was a rock*

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #731 on: October 23, 2012, 02:47:55 AM »
*Yddum strips naked and goes do sexy poses on the rock.* RAPED!

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #732 on: October 23, 2012, 02:59:52 AM »
"Goddammit", the rock thought. "I never knew she would stoop so low!"
The rock slowly crumbles into dirt and soon after it start raining exactly on top of the small mound of dirt, making a relatively small mud pie.
A few moments later, a figure rises through mud as if it was the mud...But it turns out that it was a muddy Muddy.
"Goddamn you woman!", Muddy said with the rage of a thousand suns. "I'll get you for this someday, you'll see", he said with a clenched fi-
"GABRIEL, STOP WITH A FANCY RP-ING. IT'S BOTHERING ME"
"Good."
"Now get rid of the quotes."
Pizza.
Perfect, no more fancy shmancy rp-ing~

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #733 on: October 23, 2012, 03:03:27 AM »
*Yddum rapes herself out of the scene.*
*A man who looks awfully similar to the turtle god and is wearing a fake mustache and a mix of tuxedo with cowboy outfit with spaceman suit gets by and goes to grab Muddy's hand.* Well hello sir! You seem to have won a billion dollars, now if you would only follow me...*He attempts to pull Muddy, and begins to walk.*

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #734 on: October 23, 2012, 03:06:45 AM »
*Has seen Yddum "Teleport" away* What the...
Ah, of course I'll totally follow you totally not suspicious guy that looks like the turtle god in an awesomely bad disguise! I really do like money~

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #735 on: October 23, 2012, 04:14:28 AM »
*The man leads Muddy to a giant, totally not suspicious room which is dark and full of blood, and locked the door.* You fell for my trap!*The man takes off the disguise, revealing himself to be...MUDDY!*

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #736 on: October 25, 2012, 01:23:59 AM »
Oh mah gah!
I did not see that coming. Seriously.
But wait...If you're me...THEN WHO AM I? D:
I THOUGHT I WAS YOU. BUT I APPARENTLY I'M NOT ME. SO WHO AM I?! D:

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #737 on: October 25, 2012, 06:47:06 PM »
I'm you. We're both you. Or rather, I'm a highly serious and intelligent version of you, as well as beautiful and, most of all, modest.

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #738 on: October 25, 2012, 09:36:06 PM »
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #739 on: October 25, 2012, 10:23:10 PM »
I'm you. We're both you. Or rather, I'm a highly serious and intelligent version of you, as well as beautiful and, most of all, modest.
Seeing as you're so smart, you must know the ABCs.
*Pulls out a gun*
A. This is a gun.
B. This is self defense
C...You make a better corpse than a Muddy! *BLAM*

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #740 on: October 25, 2012, 10:43:21 PM »
*The B. Muddy, shot in the heart, grips the place where the bullet hit, a grim expression upon his face...when that grim expression becomes a grin. He begins laughing, taking off his shirt and revealing a kevlar vest on top of his Alex Louis Armstrong-like body. He then proceeds to dash at Muddy with amazing speed, in an attempt to jump on top of him and weight him down to the floor.* See those muscles? They are the result of much hard training that I, the Best Muddy, submitted my body to! This is the result of my wish to defeat Yddum, and if I can defeat you, I'm sure I can defeat Yddum!

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #741 on: October 26, 2012, 07:55:52 PM »
Do you...Really need to defeat me? You could jst get up and try to defeat her, y'know. o-o

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #742 on: October 26, 2012, 08:16:28 PM »
B.Muddy: NO! I must defeat you! And when I do, I'll absorb you and then I'll kick Yddum...and her ice-creamed ass!
« Last Edit: October 26, 2012, 08:19:35 PM by FireKuraWolf » »

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #743 on: October 26, 2012, 08:28:36 PM »
Hehe, ice-creamed ass~
Oh well, guess I'l have to fight you then...
HYEARGH
*Muddy somehow gains a rather large amount of strength and pushes B.Muddy away from on top of him and gets up afterwards*

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #744 on: October 26, 2012, 08:53:11 PM »
*B. Muddy is pushed away, and poses to show off his muscles.* I guess now I'll have to fight seriously! *B. Muddy charges some red energy into his fist, and dashes towards Muddy, using all his muscular prowess to push back his arm.* FALCON...*B. Muddy yelled, before shoving his arm forward, the figure of a fire falcon appearing.* PUNCH! *Due to the nature of the attack, should it hit, it would prove to be fatal.*

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #745 on: October 26, 2012, 09:04:07 PM »
*Due to the relatively slow nature of the attack Muddy easily jumped over B.Muddy, dodging the fatal punch*
Woah, a falcon punch? Awesome!
You really do have to work on your timing, though.
*Muddy oddly doesn't retaliate*

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #746 on: October 26, 2012, 09:21:26 PM »
B. Muddy: You...dodged? HOW!? WHY!?*Muddy starts to punch the floor furiously, causing a hole big enough for him to enter to appear. Then, a familiar music begins playing, and the aspect of the battle suddenly changes.*



B.MUDDY used DIG!

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #747 on: October 26, 2012, 09:30:08 PM »
What the...
*Sees some options*
Muddy used bide!

Muddy starts storing energy!
« Last Edit: October 26, 2012, 09:49:39 PM by Muddymaster » »

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #748 on: October 26, 2012, 09:44:46 PM »
B.MUDDY surfaced!
MUDDY took 80 damage!

B.MUDDY HP:170/170
MUDDY HP:??/???

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Re: A non-serious roleplay
« Reply #749 on: October 26, 2012, 09:51:06 PM »
MUDDY is hurt by dig!
MUDDY releases his stored energy from bide!
B.MUDDY took 160 damage!

Muddy 70/150
B.Muddy 10/170

Heehee, bide doubles the attack you just did~

 

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