Author Topic: A non-serious roleplay (Read 174717 times)

Apokura · « **Reply #575 on:** September 10, 2012, 03:27:34 AM »

N-Not that, stupid! Those al-*Is shot with laser, having his hand blasted off and blood gushing quantities way over possible for an average human.* AAAAAAAGH! SHIT SHIT! *The fit man ran off, a super fast creature running after him.* HELP! PLEASE!

NekoJonez · « **Reply #576 on:** September 10, 2012, 03:42:18 PM »

Jonez: May I....? * Transforms into a dragon. *

Apokura · « **Reply #577 on:** September 10, 2012, 05:47:17 PM »

Damn, a monster!...At least you look better than the alien! Kill it! Please! *The man continues yelling, holding the place where his hand used to be.*

NekoJonez · « **Reply #578 on:** September 10, 2012, 06:39:08 PM »

Jonez: * Kills that monster. * Alright... Oh man... Come here so I can stop ya from bleeding to death.

Apokura · « **Reply #579 on:** September 10, 2012, 06:48:06 PM »

*The man has already ran off, leaving behind a trail of blood, and visible alien footprints along said trail. Gunshots are heard.*

NekoJonez · « **Reply #580 on:** September 11, 2012, 02:45:03 AM »

Jonez: * SIGHS. * ... * Follows the trail. *

Apokura · « **Reply #581 on:** September 11, 2012, 02:51:18 AM »

*The still heavily bleeding man is shooting at the aliens, as he runs out of ammo and throws his handgun at the head of one of them.* Well...shit.

Muffin · « **Reply #582 on:** September 11, 2012, 02:54:14 AM »

Quote from: NekoJonez on September 11, 2012, 02:45:03 AM

Jonez: * SIGHS. * ... * Follows the trail. *

*Follows closely behind Nezzy*
Aw, c'mon Nezzy. Why are you sighing? This could be fun!

Quote from: T. D Walrus on September 11, 2012, 02:51:18 AM

*The still heavily bleeding man is shooting at the aliens, as he runs out of ammo and throws his handgun at the head of one of them.* Well...shit.

Oh look, we caught up!
*Jumps in front of the man and shoots an ice beam from his hand at an alien, freezing it*

Apokura · « **Reply #583 on:** September 11, 2012, 02:56:46 AM »

*The man hugs the ice shooter with his single arm.* Teach me master!

Muffin · « **Reply #584 on:** September 11, 2012, 03:01:09 AM »

Maybe later. I don't feel like it right now. And besides, we've got tend your arm. Or lack of it in this case...o-o

Apokura · « **Reply #585 on:** September 11, 2012, 03:05:59 AM »

No need, that shit happens to me all the time! Now please teach me? PLEEEEEASE? *Puppy eyes.*

Muffin · « **Reply #586 on:** September 11, 2012, 03:11:43 AM »

Okay then...Close your eyes and lift up your shirt.

Apokura · « **Reply #587 on:** September 11, 2012, 03:14:54 AM »

*The man closes his eyes and lifts his shirt.*

Muffin · « **Reply #588 on:** September 11, 2012, 03:19:37 AM »

*Draws a turtle on his stomach and flees the scene*

Apokura · « **Reply #589 on:** September 11, 2012, 03:20:40 AM »

*Looks at the turtle.* DAMN YOU! *Extends his hand, shooting ice beams towards Muddy.* Oh wow!

Muffin · « **Reply #590 on:** September 11, 2012, 03:23:12 AM »

*From a distance*
YOU'RE WELCOME!

Apokura · « **Reply #591 on:** September 11, 2012, 03:35:34 AM »

THANK YOU MASTER!*The man, now magically behind Muddy, yells.*

Muffin · « **Reply #592 on:** September 11, 2012, 03:44:58 AM »

*Turns around quickly*
What the?! How'd you? Ah, nevermind.

NekoJonez · « **Reply #593 on:** September 11, 2012, 03:59:17 PM »

Jonez: -_- If you call me Nezzy one more time...

Muffin · « **Reply #594 on:** September 11, 2012, 08:13:44 PM »

Nezzy. :3

NekoJonez · « **Reply #595 on:** September 11, 2012, 08:24:08 PM »

Jonez: Now I wait kill you. * GLARE. *

Muffin · « **Reply #596 on:** September 11, 2012, 08:34:52 PM »

D:
*Hides behinnd the nearest sofa*

NekoJonez · « **Reply #597 on:** September 11, 2012, 09:29:06 PM »

Jonez: Are you going to say Ezzy again?

Muffin · « **Reply #598 on:** September 11, 2012, 09:36:09 PM »

May-be~

NekoJonez · « **Reply #599 on:** September 11, 2012, 09:38:21 PM »

Jonez: * Shows his Dragon Fangs. * HRRMM?

News:

Author Topic: A non-serious roleplay (Read 174717 times)