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Offline CarolineJohnson

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Tom Cruise Divorcing Katie Holmes for an Alien
« on: July 03, 2012, 12:48:11 AM »
Yes. Tom Cruise is divorcing Katie Holmes. And why?

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Mr. Cruise said that he “hadn’t planned to cheat on Katie”, but that he’d accidentally bumped into Chakula inside his own mind while meditating, and in his words the experience was “pure magic, total love at first sight.”

Personally, I find it hilarious.

Source: The Global Edition

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Re: Tom Cruise Divorcing Katie Holmes for an Alien
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2012, 01:21:59 AM »
That...... is so....  ridiculous
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Re: Tom Cruise Divorcing Katie Holmes for an Alien
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2012, 01:24:57 AM »
Quote from: NekoBot on July 03, 2012, 01:21:59 AM
That...... is so....  ridiculous
This ...... quote... is... so... true.
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Re: Tom Cruise Divorcing Katie Holmes for an Alien
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2012, 05:13:19 AM »
This...... is actually.... fictional
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Re: Tom Cruise Divorcing Katie Holmes for an Alien
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2012, 08:02:37 AM »
LOL funny non the less XD
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Re: Tom Cruise Divorcing Katie Holmes for an Alien
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2012, 12:51:44 PM »
Quote from: CarolineJohnson on July 03, 2012, 05:13:19 AM
This...... is actually.... fictional
His "religion" was made up by a 1950's science fiction writer, why ruin a perfectly good run of fiction?
« Last Edit: July 03, 2012, 01:49:46 PM by msg » »
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Re: Tom Cruise Divorcing Katie Holmes for an Alien
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2012, 06:11:38 AM »
Quote from: NekoJonez on July 03, 2012, 01:24:57 AM
Quote from: NekoBot on July 03, 2012, 01:21:59 AM
That...... is so....  ridiculous
This ...... quote... is... so... true.
That..,is...true
Too bad it's fake D:
« Last Edit: July 04, 2012, 06:17:37 AM by AvicHi » »
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Re: Tom Cruise Divorcing Katie Holmes for an Alien
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2012, 06:40:06 AM »
What is this article's purpose? o.o
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Re: Tom Cruise Divorcing Katie Holmes for an Alien
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2012, 07:06:13 AM »
Quote from: LaTyrannia on July 04, 2012, 06:40:06 AM
What is this article's purpose? o.o
Humour.
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