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Offline Apokura

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So this guy walks into a bar...
« on: July 10, 2012, 05:41:19 PM »
And left to drive his motorcycle. Result: He got hit by two cars at full speed in a row. IN A ROW.
He didn't obey the traffic rules and got hit by a first car, which hit the motorcycle, so the dude was kinda thrown off his motorcycle. The second car tried to stop/evade but didn't manage to in time, and it hit the guy mid-air.


The amazing part: The dude is ALIVE.
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Offline PriomBlazer

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Re: So this guy walks into a bar...
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2012, 07:16:15 PM »
Super drunk dood?
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Re: So this guy walks into a bar...
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2012, 07:18:09 PM »
I new superman existed i just new it but nobody wanted to believe
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Offline NekoJonez

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Re: So this guy walks into a bar...
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2012, 08:00:58 PM »
Oh wow... That's all I can say.
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Offline Mr.PowPow

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Re: So this guy walks into a bar...
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2012, 09:14:09 PM »
All this does is highlight alcohol, sadly not in a bad way since the dood survived. As much as I hate people coming to harm, people will just read this and be all like....."Oh well, drinking isn't -that- bad....the guy lived to tell the tale after TWO cars hit him". This just makes people take less risks.
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Offline Apokura

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Re: So this guy walks into a bar...
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2012, 10:40:26 PM »
Apparently, after the accident, he was taken to emergency, and I bet he ended up pretty screwed up. I can't tell for sure, though, since the reporter didn't say anything else about it.
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Re: So this guy walks into a bar...
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2012, 08:47:25 AM »
The people will think he had alot of luck and you now that prinny. ok there are going to be a few stupids who will indeed think that
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Offline NekoBot

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Re: So this guy walks into a bar...
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2012, 10:08:26 AM »
Aparently, according to science, a drunken mans relaxed muscles and body can take more hits then a livey well person. This is also why many drunk drivers dont die but rather the people they hit do......

It can be argued this guy lived only because he was drunk
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Re: So this guy walks into a bar...
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2012, 11:53:42 AM »
Oh so that means in war time we all need to get drunk...? >:D Let your fantasy do the rest.
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Offline Mr.PowPow

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Re: So this guy walks into a bar...
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2012, 06:24:27 PM »
Quote from: NekoJonez on July 11, 2012, 11:53:42 AM
Oh so that means in war time we all need to get drunk...? >:D Let your fantasy do the rest.
Yes, because being drunk will allow us to survive nukes~
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Offline Apokura

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Re: So this guy walks into a bar...
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2012, 10:46:25 PM »
Quote from: Prinny on July 11, 2012, 06:24:27 PM
Quote from: NekoJonez on July 11, 2012, 11:53:42 AM
Oh so that means in war time we all need to get drunk...? >:D Let your fantasy do the rest.
Yes, because being drunk will allow us to survive nukes~

Bish, we just gotta get drunk and into cars, then go drive in war. Or tanks, if that's any better. >:D
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Re: So this guy walks into a bar...
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2012, 04:20:34 AM »
im concerned that this is not the message we were trying to give...
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Offline Apokura

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Re: So this guy walks into a bar...
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2012, 04:46:20 AM »
Yeah. That part was only a joke.
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Re: So this guy walks into a bar...
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2012, 10:04:49 AM »
Thought the whole news was a joke at first
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