My first time was with a MILF.I think already....nobody can top that.
I threw a used condom into a greenhouse, possibly spawning Sperm plants in the process.Next time throw it in the sea like a grown up. I've heard sperm whales are endangered.
I threw a used condom into a greenhouse, possibly spawning Sperm plants in the process.Next time throw it in the sea like a grown up. I've heard sperm whales are endangered.
I'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:Last time I held hands with a girl was... 9 hours ago. My cute evil niece who almost starts drooling when she sees me grabbed my hand. :/
My god, I want a cute evil niece to hold my hand D:I'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:Last time I held hands with a girl was... 9 hours ago. My cute evil niece who almost starts drooling when she sees me grabbed my hand. :/
It's no blessing. O.OMy god, I want a cute evil niece to hold my hand D:I'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:Last time I held hands with a girl was... 9 hours ago. My cute evil niece who almost starts drooling when she sees me grabbed my hand. :/
Man....how low have I gone? o.o
I have a legit version of Minecraft.SO HAVE I NOW
I have ovaries. What now. <^>I give up.
The first time I kissed was when I was 9.Damnit, you're my hero.
The first time my hand went down south was when I was 9.
It was a different girl ::)
(http://geckosbark.com/wp-content/uploads/Fuck_Yea.png)The first time I kissed was when I was 9.Damnit, you're my hero.
The first time my hand went down south was when I was 9.
It was a different girl ::)
I'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:
Touche~I'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:
i'm 18 an i have never held hands with a girl..
Carried over 3 people to the hospital from a accident and they're all alive. Thank god.That's probably the best thing in this thread lol
When I was 17, I had a 22 year old girlfriend who just so happened to have a son. My first MILF.Sorry Mizari, I've just found a new hero. MILF > loli
Now I feel bad... I never had something else to a GF ;_;Join the club :p
Master msg mops the floor with our achievements.....I've just lived longer than you all ;)
I once got Squall (in FF8) to level 38 before leaving the Training area, then to lv100 before the end of the first disc. By the end of the second disc, all available characters were level 100 along with all the summons (that were available).THIS is impressive, much better than anything I've done. I once got to about level 50 or something(I can't remember now im estimating) on the way to the fire cavern because my disc was scratched and it crashed during the FMV of Zell doing backflips. My mate deleted my data by accident before I replaced the disc.
Master msg mops the floor with our achievements.....+1
Well you beat me on the fire cavern part, I was only lv48 when I reached there, I did most of my level grinding in that place where you meet the resistance, I think thats when I went from 48 to 100. Took a while though.I once got Squall (in FF8) to level 38 before leaving the Training area, then to lv100 before the end of the first disc. By the end of the second disc, all available characters were level 100 along with all the summons (that were available).THIS is impressive, much better than anything I've done. I once got to about level 50 or something(I can't remember now im estimating) on the way to the fire cavern because my disc was scratched and it crashed during the FMV of Zell doing backflips. My mate deleted my data by accident before I replaced the disc.
I only did it because I couldn't advance any further without it crashing :DWell you beat me on the fire cavern part, I was only lv48 when I reached there, I did most of my level grinding in that place where you meet the resistance, I think thats when I went from 48 to 100. Took a while though.I once got Squall (in FF8) to level 38 before leaving the Training area, then to lv100 before the end of the first disc. By the end of the second disc, all available characters were level 100 along with all the summons (that were available).THIS is impressive, much better than anything I've done. I once got to about level 50 or something(I can't remember now im estimating) on the way to the fire cavern because my disc was scratched and it crashed during the FMV of Zell doing backflips. My mate deleted my data by accident before I replaced the disc.
However I have to regretfully say that I didn't get Eden to lv100, by that time I was totally sick of the battle music and grinding in general lol
When it comes to shooters, I have more kills without actually shooting.You should take a look at S4 League.
I'm a master of dodge&melee.
I did, I'm awesome at it :PWhen it comes to shooters, I have more kills without actually shooting.You should take a look at S4 League.
I'm a master of dodge&melee.
Minecraft at 1.3K fps..Did I read that right? O.O
Yep. 1346. Frames. Per. Second.Minecraft at 1.3K fps..Did I read that right? O.O
My internet speed finally reached 2mbps! Bismillah!thats pretty slow
Mine's less than half of that. o-oMy internet speed finally reached 2mbps! Bismillah!thats pretty slow
really?Mine's less than half of that. o-oMy internet speed finally reached 2mbps! Bismillah!thats pretty slow
They promise 60mbps and I get 57mbps D:really?Mine's less than half of that. o-oMy internet speed finally reached 2mbps! Bismillah!thats pretty slow
I have a 2mbps land net(not really sure of this since I only moved here a week ago)
and 3.6mbps 3G
which translates to 250KB/s raw download speed and 450KB/s raw download speed respectively
though due to shitty infrastructure it never manages to reach the max speed
I barely get 100KB/sreally?Mine's less than half of that. o-oMy internet speed finally reached 2mbps! Bismillah!thats pretty slow
I have a 2mbps land net(not really sure of this since I only moved here a week ago)
and 3.6mbps 3G
which translates to 250KB/s raw download speed and 450KB/s raw download speed respectively
though due to shitty infrastructure it never manages to reach the max speed
http://puu.sh/1fabLI barely get 100KB/sreally?Mine's less than half of that. o-oMy internet speed finally reached 2mbps! Bismillah!thats pretty slow
I have a 2mbps land net(not really sure of this since I only moved here a week ago)
and 3.6mbps 3G
which translates to 250KB/s raw download speed and 450KB/s raw download speed respectively
though due to shitty infrastructure it never manages to reach the max speed
I once touched a girls boobshiiiiieeeeet
I actually don't mind the new Youtube comment layout.Touche.
I just got myself a new laptop.I got someone else a new laptop.
I bet it's your gf :PI just got myself a new laptop.I got someone else a new laptop.
@include screen.h
@textarea
;setup display
ldr r1,=REG_DISPCNT
ldr r2,=(BG2_ENABLE|MODE_3)
str r2,[r1]
;setup variables
ldr r1,=((255)+(0<<5)+(0<<10)) ;red
ldr r2,=((0)+(255<<5)+(0<<10)) ;green
ldr r4, =vram+2400 ;y * 240 + x
mov r6, #0x0
mov r7, #0x0
firstPass
mov r5, r1
mov r1, r2
mov r2, r5
mov r5, #0x0
add r4, r4, #0x08
str r1,[r4]
str r2, [r5]
add r6, r6, #0x01
cmp r6, #0x3B
bne firstPass
mov r6, #0x0
add r4, r4, #0x02
add r7, r7, #0x01
cmp r7, #0xFF
beq endLoop
bne firstPass
endLoop
b endLoop
@pool
@endarea
(click to show/hide)
I just got laid.Unconsciously linked that with your profile pic >.<
Yep, she's the result of me getting laid about 11 years ago. Maybe in 9 months I'll have another child!!I just got laid.Unconsciously linked that with your profile pic >.<
Just the one that I'm aware of.Lawl, maybe you have tons more.
I am a pirate
I please what I doI am a pirateI DO WHAT I WANT AND I DO WHAT I PLEASE
I please what I doFact check.
I got kicked out of class for the first time ever. c:
I got kicked out of class for the first time ever. c:Wow, I have been kicked out several times .
> Have a casual quiet chat with the person sitting next to me during classI got kicked out of class for the first time ever. c:Wow, I have been kicked out several times .