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Chat => Random Bar => Topic started by: BloodcatNS on June 04, 2012, 04:03:59 PM
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So... post something that happened to you (or your friends) IRL or in the interwebs. I'll start
A friend of mine told a story of the day he fapped in the bathroom. Anyway, the last night, he screwed up in his sleep and woke up feeling a bit woozy for not sleeping much. He got out of his bed and decided to take a dump. He had a brilliant idea to fap while shitting and really did just that. Few seconds later, he fell asleep. He never woke up for an hour. When he did, there was something on the wall, he was still naked and the school bus was waiting outside.
I wonder what his excuse was.
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A friend of mine
^ Let's all start our stories with this ^-^
I'm bad at remembering stuff like this.
I once ate a pack of sugar in 5 minutes. Next thing I know I was running up and down the stairs of an apartment.
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A friend of mine
^ Let's all start our stories with this ^-^
Yes... let's save ourselves humiliation and blame our friends for it. :P
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I remember 3 years ago I found my first porn mag on the curb of a street path (yep, it was only that long ago when my dirtiness arose) and I placed it in my school bag and went home. Now I'm not -too- sure why I did what I did next, but I stripped down to nothing and fapped myself blind for hours, then in the morning my mother found me laying on the bed with the porn mag on my face, with half of my body out of the covers and half of it in. The half that was out was my left leg and arm.
Although she found it both distressing and comical, she was quite cool about it to be honest.
Thus I only fap after I lock the door~
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I ran against an window and when i forgot my medicine i was walking while turning around.
For humiliating friends i let one ran into an pole.
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I recently got drunk a couple days ago, I ran a bath, forgot about it (it overflowed) then as I exited the bathroom and banged my head against the door. I also didn't properly dry myself off and went to bed mostly wet.
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Opened my friend's porn mag to find it stuck together, hard to open. What's worse was there was a page where 'it' was still fresh.
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Opened my friend's porn mag to find it stuck together, hard to open. What's worse was there was a page where 'it' was still fresh.
That's actually not a bad idea.
1. Reminder you've been through these pages.
2. You're rid of the nasty stuff at the same time.