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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #575 on: May 02, 2014, 12:01:57 AM »
Something great happened to me today~

I should probably start by saying I'm a huge metal fan so the story makes a little more sense. Anyway, I'm in college, sitting in my calculus class, and a 9/10 girl sits next to me. I'm really turned on, but she doesn't seem to notice. I start trying really hard to impress her, seeing as she's really hot, but without being to obvious about it. The professor starts passing back the tests from last week, and the girl looks over at me. She starts smiling and playing with her hair. I'm spinning. I can't handle it. Then, to make matters worse, the teacher trips right over me! I kind of snap to a halt and stop spinning. I try to keep my cool but the girl just frowns and turns back to the front of the class. I can feel myself losing her attention, but I don't have any power and I don't know what to do! Then the teacher plugs me back in. I start spinning again. I am a huge metal fan.
Heheheh, metal fans always get more action.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #576 on: May 02, 2014, 12:30:25 AM »
Something great happened to me today~

I should probably start by saying I'm a huge metal fan so the story makes a little more sense. Anyway, I'm in college, sitting in my calculus class, and a 9/10 girl sits next to me. I'm really turned on, but she doesn't seem to notice. I start trying really hard to impress her, seeing as she's really hot, but without being to obvious about it. The professor starts passing back the tests from last week, and the girl looks over at me. She starts smiling and playing with her hair. I'm spinning. I can't handle it. Then, to make matters worse, the teacher trips right over me! I kind of snap to a halt and stop spinning. I try to keep my cool but the girl just frowns and turns back to the front of the class. I can feel myself losing her attention, but I don't have any power and I don't know what to do! Then the teacher plugs me back in. I start spinning again. I am a huge metal fan.
I had to read it three times before I got it. I feel stupid.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #577 on: May 02, 2014, 01:33:56 AM »
I didn't think it was funny >:/

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Something great happened to me today~

I should probably start by saying I'm a huge metal fan so the story makes a little more sense. Anyway, I'm in college, sitting in my calculus class, and a 9/10 guy sits next to me. I'm really turned on, but he doesn't seem to notice. I start trying really hard to impress him, seeing as he's really hot, but without being to obvious about it. The professor starts passing back the tests from last week, and the boy looks over at me. He smiles, arches his head back a bit while his eyes are glancing back down at me. He slightly tugs at his shirt where his chest is. I'm spinning. I can't handle it. Then, to make matters worse, the teacher trips right over me! I kind of snap to a halt and stop spinning. I try to keep my cool but the boy just frowns and turns back to the front of the class. I can feel myself losing his attention, but I don't have any power and I don't know what to do! Then the teacher plugs me back in. I start spinning again. I am a huge metal fan.
Is it funny now.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #578 on: May 02, 2014, 02:36:47 AM »
I got the joke about halfway through. Not laughing.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #580 on: May 02, 2014, 07:06:45 AM »
Something great happened to me today~

I should probably start by saying I'm a huge metal fan so the story makes a little more sense. Anyway, I'm in college, sitting in my calculus class, and a 9/10 girl sits next to me. I'm really turned on, but she doesn't seem to notice. I start trying really hard to impress her, seeing as she's really hot, but without being to obvious about it. The professor starts passing back the tests from last week, and the girl looks over at me. She starts smiling and playing with her hair. I'm spinning. I can't handle it. Then, to make matters worse, the teacher trips right over me! I kind of snap to a halt and stop spinning. I try to keep my cool but the girl just frowns and turns back to the front of the class. I can feel myself losing her attention, but I don't have any power and I don't know what to do! Then the teacher plugs me back in. I start spinning again. I am a huge metal fan.

Aww, and here I thought I could actually discuss metal music with someone here ;_;

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #581 on: May 02, 2014, 08:41:00 AM »
Ah, they're ditching the expanded universe for Episode VII?

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #582 on: May 02, 2014, 08:59:44 AM »
Aww, and here I thought I could actually discuss metal music with someone here ;_;
I listen to Rammstein but that's pretty much it.

Ah, they're ditching the expanded universe for Episode VII?
Mickey has to become Vader's apprentice

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #583 on: May 02, 2014, 10:18:26 AM »
I'm actually interested in the next Call of Duty lol but I guess I'll wait until gameplay is out.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #584 on: May 02, 2014, 11:08:19 AM »

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #585 on: May 02, 2014, 01:28:43 PM »

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #586 on: May 02, 2014, 01:31:29 PM »
:'( All those mails I sent you... You IGNORED me! :P

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #587 on: May 02, 2014, 03:55:59 PM »
:'( All those mails I sent you... You IGNORED me! :P
Let's have a moment of silence for all these ignored mails.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #588 on: May 02, 2014, 06:52:58 PM »
DC Animated movies sure are violent. I guess they're straight-to-DVD for a reason.

I listen to Rammstein but that's pretty much it.

I don't listen to them ;_;

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #589 on: May 02, 2014, 07:28:58 PM »
Son of Batman?

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #590 on: May 02, 2014, 08:53:50 PM »

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #591 on: May 02, 2014, 10:51:37 PM »
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #592 on: May 02, 2014, 11:11:03 PM »
Okay, you guys know that myth that chairs and such are out to get your big toe? Well, I was walking back from the bathroom and I took a way too sharp turn into my room. My pinky toe actually got stuck at the corner of the open door.

It's hard to image but the result is that I felt like I broke my pinky toe and almost all the skin above the nail is gone. And yes, feet and toes are quite sensitive. It doesn't hurt quite as much but it stings as I walk.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #593 on: May 02, 2014, 11:45:45 PM »
Okay, you guys know that myth that chairs and such are out to get your big toe? Well, I was walking back from the bathroom and I took a way too sharp turn into my room. My pinky toe actually got stuck at the corner of the open door.

It's hard to image but the result is that I felt like I broke my pinky toe and almost all the skin above the nail is gone. And yes, feet and toes are quite sensitive. It doesn't hurt quite as much but it stings as I walk.
At least your big toe is still safe, that's all that matters.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #594 on: May 03, 2014, 12:13:18 AM »
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Pls can I just get that kitti and pocket watch

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #595 on: May 03, 2014, 01:06:58 AM »
Son of Batman?

Haven't gotten to it yet. I was mostly talking about The Dark Knight Returns and The Flashpoint Paradox.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #596 on: May 03, 2014, 01:31:23 AM »
TALES OF XILLIA 2 COLLECTOR'S EDITION PREORDER GET

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Pls can I just get that kitti.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #597 on: May 03, 2014, 01:43:31 AM »
Nothing better than thinking of the wonderful memories with her, when that special song is playing. <3

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #598 on: May 03, 2014, 08:08:06 AM »
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #2
« Reply #599 on: May 03, 2014, 03:35:24 PM »

 

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