Author Topic: "Here's the situation."  (Read 1971 times)

Offline CarolineJohnson

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2012, 11:28:47 PM »
Cut off its head and make chicken wings before the alcohol taints the meat.

Here's the situation: You wake up and are physically inside the internet. Like in Tron, except with the internet, I guess.

Offline senpai_FisT

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2012, 11:40:41 PM »
Visit a porn site.


HtS 30 tabs open, sexytime noises, don't know which tab its from.

Offline Cupcake Fury

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2012, 11:43:04 PM »
Crash the computer by opening one more.

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Offline Kiss x Miz

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2012, 01:28:30 AM »
Get really drunk and enjoy

HtS You have diarrhea, the door of the public toilet you're on is stuck, there's an old fat guy peeping at you.

Offline Mr.PowPow

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2012, 01:31:22 AM »
Look up to him and smile, while moving your hand back and forth over your anus. Possibly even lick your lips. If he continues to stay after that, then there is a problem.

HtS, the teacher bites into her apple very seductively towards you. However you later find out that she was doing it to the student behind you.


Offline senpai_FisT

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2012, 06:01:50 AM »
Steal his face and have le sexytime with the teacher.



HtS You wake up in the middle of the night and I'm right by your side, staring at you.

Offline dark 5FVD

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2012, 05:05:27 PM »
Let's party.

HtS you are wasted and forgot your way home

Offline NekoBot

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2012, 05:26:53 PM »
Sleep on the playground slide
 
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Offline senpai_FisT

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2012, 06:41:36 PM »
Get raped anyway.



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Offline dark 5FVD

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #34 on: May 29, 2012, 06:57:57 PM »
Kill him take his drugs and his money and start selling them.

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Offline TyranBrûlée

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2012, 09:30:25 AM »
you got insurance on that shit, use it.

hts, you've got a project due tomorrow that was assigned last month, you haven't done shit. One more F and you don't graduate.

Offline NekoBot

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2012, 12:50:05 PM »
you do the assignment and drink lots of coffee
 
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Offline Noob

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2012, 05:10:16 AM »
Die a horrible death

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Offline dark 5FVD

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #38 on: August 01, 2012, 08:25:43 PM »
Go back to bad

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Offline senpai_FisT

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #39 on: August 04, 2012, 10:36:54 PM »
O.O Already did.


HtS You haven't heard from your best online friend for about 2 months.

 

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