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So I was just Searching for a name...
« on: May 23, 2012, 12:53:40 PM »
I was searching for a pokemon name when I was asked to put in my name and fav color. This was the result I got
 
Your Pokéname is:
Drowtwo
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 You live in the veldts of Prince Edward Island, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, fruits and blood.
Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat fire. You can eat Dr. Pepper. You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections. You can throw kippers. You can spit nunchucks. You can spit poison. You can resist acid. You can puke iron filings. You have night vision.
 Natural Enemies Your natural enemy is Locow.
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I thought it was funny XD

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2012, 02:05:57 PM »
Your Pokéname is:
Moowhirl

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You live in the snowy mountains of Siberia, and your diet consists mostly of bats, cows and Dr. Pepper.
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You can throw poison. You can breathe acid. You can breathe lava. You can eat Dr. Pepper. You can drink Mr. PiBB. You can resist sledgehammers. You can walk on water. You can spit nunchucks.
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Your natural enemy is Polichu.

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2012, 02:09:41 PM »

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2012, 02:23:24 PM »
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Your Pokéname is:
Kotle
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You live in the blazing deserts of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, small rodents and coffee.
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You can breathe lava. You can throw Dr. Pepper. You can breathe iron filings. You can resist wind. You can eat acid. You have a cell phone. You can shoot bricks.
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Your natural enemy is Bertorb.

Oh. My. God. I have a cellphone.

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2012, 02:28:55 PM »
Where the fuck do you do this? ._.

Wait, Nevermind.

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2012, 02:31:09 PM »
Your Pokéname is: Polivee

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You live in the arctic wastes of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of TV dinners, cows and lattés.

Characteristics - (Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat rocks.
You can throw poison.
You can breathe jet fuel.
You can breathe maple syrup.
You can breathe bricks.
You can breathe lava.
You can spit tahini.
You can breathe Mr. PiBB.
You have night vision.
You can resist sand.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Moorino.


the fuck, I can breathe jet fuel xD

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2012, 02:32:06 PM »
the fuck, I can breathe jet fuel xD
Fuck that. I have a cellphone.

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2012, 02:32:57 PM »
the fuck, I can breathe jet fuel xD
Fuck that. I have a cellphone.
I can eat rocks.

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2012, 02:36:37 PM »

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2012, 04:45:04 PM »
Your Pokéname is:
Lorina

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You live in the blazing deserts of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of berries, macaroni and cheese and wine.
Characteristics

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You can puke fire. You can throw hot death. You can resist wind. You have a song in your heart. You have spikes running down your back. You can throw force bolts.
Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Drowmon.


awesome exept the whine i don't like that
« Last Edit: May 23, 2012, 09:04:36 PM by NekoBlindshoT » »

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2012, 04:53:40 PM »
Puking fire must hurt like a bitch.

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2012, 04:54:57 PM »
i'm used to it XD

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2012, 05:09:38 PM »
DUDE! You have a song in your heart!

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2012, 05:13:32 PM »
You can eat fire. You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections.

Psh! Fire? I eat that $h&*! I gots the mafia backing me up. But glass? Bleh, cuts me all the time

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2012, 05:14:25 PM »
You can eat fire. You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections.

Psh! Fire? I eat that $h&*! I gots the mafia backing me up. But glass? Bleh, cuts me all the time

I'll make you swallow a ton load of jet fuel and they have someone breathe fire on you. EXPLOSION!

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2012, 05:16:38 PM »
You can eat fire. You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections.

Psh! Fire? I eat that $h&*! I gots the mafia backing me up. But glass? Bleh, cuts me all the time

I'll make you swallow a ton load of jet fuel and they have someone breathe fire on you. EXPLOSION!

My mafia will clean up the mess.... then HUNT YOU DOWN!

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2012, 05:33:25 PM »
You can eat fire. You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections.

Psh! Fire? I eat that $h&*! I gots the mafia backing me up. But glass? Bleh, cuts me all the time

I'll make you swallow a ton load of jet fuel and they have someone breathe fire on you. EXPLOSION!

My mafia will clean up the mess.... then HUNT YOU DOWN!
I have a cellphone. IT'S FUCKING NOKIA, BIATCHES!

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2012, 06:49:19 PM »
Your Pokéname is:
Chareon

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You live in the steppes of Madagascar, and your diet consists mostly of twigs, macaroni and cheese and nectar.
Characteristics

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You can spit Dr. Pepper. You can drink water. You can shoot force bolts. You can puke hot death. You have big hair. You can spit evil glances. You can resist wind. You can shoot maple syrup. You can spit poison.
Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Shatnerd.
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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2012, 06:53:23 PM »
You can eat fire. You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections.

Psh! Fire? I eat that $h&*! I gots the mafia backing me up. But glass? Bleh, cuts me all the time

I'll make you swallow a ton load of jet fuel and they have someone breathe fire on you. EXPLOSION!

My mafia will clean up the mess.... then HUNT YOU DOWN!
I have a cellphone. IT'S FUCKING NOKIA, BIATCHES!

My mafia uses Nokia infused chuck norris weapons O_O

You can drink water.

Thats godly important right thar

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2012, 08:30:22 PM »

Your Pokéname is:
Starbar

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You live in the rivers of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, garbage and green tea.


Characteristics
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You can shoot force bolts. You can shoot wind. You can puke bricks. You can spit Dr. Pepper. You can breathe acid. You can breathe lava. You can puke jet fuel. You can spit Mr. PiBB. You have big hair. You have bionic implants. You have a fear of evil glances.
Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Lickifu.
Go back!

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2012, 08:54:00 PM »

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2012, 09:02:03 PM »

You have bionic implants.

Hrm...

Every tiime I read your posts I find something perverted. WHAT.

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2012, 09:11:36 PM »

You have bionic implants.

Hrm...

Every tiime I read your posts I find something perverted. WHAT.

I swear its not my intent, its just coincidense?

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Re: So I was just Searching for a name...
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2012, 09:25:58 PM »

You have bionic implants.

Hrm...

Every tiime I read your posts I find something perverted. WHAT.

I swear its not my intent, its just coincidense?

Pervert. I like it

 

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