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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2012, 07:23:07 PM »
When I was 17, I had a 22 year old girlfriend who just so happened to have a son. My first MILF.
When I was 16, my band won a citywide "battle of the bands." We were awesome.
When I was 15, my band entered a nationwide song writing and performing contest. We didn't win, but we did get to perform during the awards ceremony as a special guest.
Also when I was 15, I had the highest SAT scores of the whole school. I was a junior in High School and was a B average student but I still scored higher than our valedictorian and all the seniors.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2012, 07:39:39 PM »
When I was 17, I had a 22 year old girlfriend who just so happened to have a son. My first MILF.
Sorry Mizari, I've just found a new hero. MILF > loli

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2012, 09:05:30 PM »
Now I feel bad... I never had something else to a GF ;_;

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2012, 09:55:24 PM »
Now I feel bad... I never had something else to a GF ;_;
Join the club :p

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2012, 12:16:17 AM »
When I was 14, I was an unbeatable monster in Call of Duty 2
o.o

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2012, 11:03:47 AM »
When I was in 2nd grade of elementary... I was already reading books for adults.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2012, 08:58:10 AM »
How long have you got?..... Oh no penis boasts, well that cuts out my 2 biggest boasts.

Like jonez I could read and write before I started school, before I could tie my shoelaces even.
I was moved up a year in primary school because people my age were holding me back
I never did homework in my entire life, I just never had to to top the tests.
In my mock english exam I got 100% and was called out in assembly as an example to others.
After my entrance exam to uni I was called into the room and the woman just sat there shaking her head saying "It's almost unheard of...", turns out I got 100% on that too.
I'm possibly the only person in the world to get expelled from 2 schools in 2 days, although I was later allowed back in the 2nd school.
I was thrown out the army twice too.
I'm fully qualified in 3 entirely different professions.
I've never been single more than a couple of days in my adult life.
In 2 years from 16 - 18 I slept with over 30 women.
I have never cheated on a GF - considering today's society and my friends, that's my proudest achievement.
I've been to every country in Europe, most more than once, some over 100 times.
I have 4-5 holidays a year.
Between me and my GF we have about a £million in assets.
I can tricep press my own bodyweight 10 times.
I can squat 2.5x my bodyweight 10 times.
Aged 18 I had 15" biceps - I'm just 5'4".
I once punched a guy so hard it knocked him clean out and ripped his cheek open from front to back.
I've never lost a 1v1 fight.
I've only being beat once at arm wrestling.
I broke the ribs of the guy who was supposed to be teaching me MMA on my first day.
I saved a kids life by doing the ABC first aid stuff when he was hit by 2 cars, I was surprised I even remembered it.
My memory is so good I can recall ex GF's phone numbers from 20 years ago that I only rang a few times.
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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2012, 09:36:39 AM »
Master msg mops the floor with our achievements.....

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2012, 10:25:37 AM »
Master msg mops the floor with our achievements.....
I've just lived longer than you all  ;)
I once got Squall (in FF8) to level 38 before leaving the Training area, then to lv100 before the end of the first disc. By the end of the second disc, all available characters were level 100 along with all the summons (that were available).
THIS is impressive, much better than anything I've done. I once got to about level 50 or something(I can't remember now im estimating) on the way to the fire cavern because my disc was scratched and it crashed during the FMV of Zell doing backflips. My mate deleted my data by accident before I replaced the disc.
 
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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2012, 01:23:21 PM »
Master msg mops the floor with our achievements.....
+1

msg wins all of the trophies and the trophies that are yet to be invented.

Though I'm level 61 in Skyrim. o.O

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #35 on: September 26, 2012, 10:05:49 PM »
I once got Squall (in FF8) to level 38 before leaving the Training area, then to lv100 before the end of the first disc. By the end of the second disc, all available characters were level 100 along with all the summons (that were available).
THIS is impressive, much better than anything I've done. I once got to about level 50 or something(I can't remember now im estimating) on the way to the fire cavern because my disc was scratched and it crashed during the FMV of Zell doing backflips. My mate deleted my data by accident before I replaced the disc.
Well you beat me on the fire cavern part, I was only lv48 when I reached there, I did most of my level grinding in that place where you meet the resistance, I think thats when I went from 48 to 100. Took a while though.

However I have to regretfully say that I didn't get Eden to lv100, by that time I was totally sick of the battle music and grinding in general lol

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2012, 10:15:08 AM »
I once got Squall (in FF8) to level 38 before leaving the Training area, then to lv100 before the end of the first disc. By the end of the second disc, all available characters were level 100 along with all the summons (that were available).
THIS is impressive, much better than anything I've done. I once got to about level 50 or something(I can't remember now im estimating) on the way to the fire cavern because my disc was scratched and it crashed during the FMV of Zell doing backflips. My mate deleted my data by accident before I replaced the disc.
Well you beat me on the fire cavern part, I was only lv48 when I reached there, I did most of my level grinding in that place where you meet the resistance, I think thats when I went from 48 to 100. Took a while though.

However I have to regretfully say that I didn't get Eden to lv100, by that time I was totally sick of the battle music and grinding in general lol
I only did it because I couldn't advance any further without it crashing :D
I'm trying to remember and can't be sure but I think I did around 40 hours just hanging around balamb beach beating up flying fish and looking for t rex.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2012, 11:13:27 PM »
When it comes to shooters, I have more kills without actually shooting.
I'm a master of dodge&melee.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2012, 02:20:40 AM »
When it comes to shooters, I have more kills without actually shooting.
I'm a master of dodge&melee.
You should take a look at S4 League.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2012, 03:55:32 AM »
When it comes to shooters, I have more kills without actually shooting.
I'm a master of dodge&melee.
You should take a look at S4 League.
I did, I'm awesome at it :P

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2012, 02:30:23 PM »
Minecraft at 1.3K fps..
Okay now you're just braggin sweet PC :3

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2012, 03:51:40 PM »
Minecraft at 1.3K fps..
Did I read that right? O.O

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2012, 05:35:24 PM »
>mfw my laptop can't even run minecraft
openGL broke

Terraria lagged so much I give up playing it

I have nothing to boast of I think?
except my proudest achievement is getting the gacha SR+ Haruka card in iCG
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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #43 on: October 14, 2012, 05:35:41 PM »
Minecraft at 1.3K fps..
Did I read that right? O.O
Yep. 1346. Frames. Per. Second.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #44 on: October 14, 2012, 05:38:56 PM »
oh yeah
I don't own a single legit game (unless you're going the count Never 7 which was put up the the game publisher in order to market the new XBOX360 Ever17 port)

and I only own a single album

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2012, 11:53:06 AM »
I literally slept for an entire day (24 hours, with 10 minutes break every 5 hours). Depression is fun.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #46 on: October 15, 2012, 06:26:12 PM »
My internet speed finally reached 2mbps! Bismillah!

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #47 on: October 15, 2012, 06:51:35 PM »
My internet speed finally reached 2mbps! Bismillah!
thats pretty slow

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #48 on: October 15, 2012, 06:53:49 PM »
My internet speed finally reached 2mbps! Bismillah!
thats pretty slow
Mine's less than half of that. o-o

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #49 on: October 15, 2012, 07:01:16 PM »
My internet speed finally reached 2mbps! Bismillah!
thats pretty slow
Mine's less than half of that. o-o
really?
I have a 2mbps land net(not really sure of this since I only moved here a week ago)
and 3.6mbps 3G

which translates to 250KB/s raw download speed and 450KB/s raw download speed respectively
though due to shitty infrastructure it never manages to reach the max speed
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