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Chat => Random Bar => Topic started by: senpai_FisT on May 15, 2012, 03:55:18 AM

Title: "Here's the situation."
Post by: senpai_FisT on May 15, 2012, 03:55:18 AM: We used to play this game IRL when I was at school, so I made a forum version.

You reply how you deal with the situation, then you present another situation to the next poster.
E.g: Poster 1 : Here's the situation. You are the last man on earth.
Poster 2 : Fap.
I hope that clears it up.
I'll start.
Here's the situation : You're all out of toilet paper.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: TyranBrûlée on May 15, 2012, 04:27:24 AM: Go to the neighbor's place without pants.

HtS, you have terminal cancer.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: Noob on May 15, 2012, 05:02:06 AM: Die

HtS, You are the only female left in a world dominated by males
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: TyranBrûlée on May 15, 2012, 05:09:22 AM: Choose now before the good ones go gay.

HtS, you're trapped in your closet and everyone just left for a 1-month vacation and you have no cellphone/internet service.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: senpai_FisT on May 15, 2012, 06:17:50 AM: Fap.

HtS, Both Admins are on vacation.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: Kiss x Miz on May 15, 2012, 08:36:17 AM: Enjoy my vacation.

HtS, Your 60- year old male teacher gets the sudden urge to kiss you and the door's locked.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: senpai_FisT on May 15, 2012, 06:24:04 PM: Rape him before he rapes me.

HtS Hostages hold your President hostage, in exchange for Nutella.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: dark 5FVD on May 15, 2012, 08:41:54 PM: keep the nutella and say you can have him

HtS it is your last day on earth and you see the girl who you trully love what will you do?
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: Mr.PowPow on May 15, 2012, 08:49:02 PM: Declare my love and just spend that day with her, what we do isn't important, its the simple presence thats important.

Hts, Pow magically appears in your bed
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: dark 5FVD on May 15, 2012, 08:54:46 PM: punch until he's uncoucious and bring him to the hospital

HtS you can choose between an lamborghini aventador or a mazda RX-8 what do you choose
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: Mr.PowPow on May 15, 2012, 08:57:08 PM: Neither, I just ride on my gigantic balls~

Hts, your ISP has cut you off, there is no internet for most likely a month
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: senpai_FisT on May 15, 2012, 09:11:12 PM: .......(get it? There's no internet! I can't post!..........I suck at jokes.)

HtS Someone is repeatedly punching your balls.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: Mr.PowPow on May 15, 2012, 09:13:06 PM: Tell them that their sister, mother and grandmother handled my balls better....all night long~

Hts, a monkey raped you
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: senpai_FisT on May 15, 2012, 09:46:03 PM: Tell him that I had AIDS.

HtS Mom just about to catch you fapping.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: Mr.PowPow on May 15, 2012, 10:30:23 PM: 5 more seconds to splooge? Challenge accepted!

Hts, you just saw your crush with another dood
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: senpai_FisT on May 17, 2012, 05:19:46 AM: Kill her and rape him.

HtS Arpegi offline.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: TyranBrûlée on May 17, 2012, 05:21:08 AM: Watch porn

HtS; Your computer has a virus that not even reformatting will fix.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: Cupcake Fury on May 17, 2012, 05:26:34 AM: Fap till your dead. HtS Pow is at your anus. May god help you.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: dark 5FVD on May 20, 2012, 08:29:10 PM: Say you've got aids and that there is a monster living in ur anus and it will bite everything that enters

HtS You are in a ship that is sinking
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: senpai_FisT on May 20, 2012, 10:22:00 PM: Sing "Captain Alexander"

HtS Jonez is visiting you. (Unless you are Jonez, and therefore you cannot visit yourself.)
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: Cupcake Fury on May 20, 2012, 11:14:57 PM: Im not answerin that one cause I want powpow to :3
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: Mr.PowPow on May 20, 2012, 11:17:10 PM: Kindly ask him to leave (If you're expecting something funny, I'm afraid I've been restricted as of yesterday)

Hts, all the milk in the fridge is gone
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: dark 5FVD on May 21, 2012, 07:41:37 PM: take beer and drink that

HtS: you ran out of oxygen in your space helmet what do you do?
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: senpai_FisT on May 21, 2012, 10:57:36 PM: Open my packet of potato chips.

HtS You just can't find your guitar pick.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: Cupcake Fury on May 21, 2012, 11:02:12 PM: Use dick.

HtS You are drinking with a sexy chick, dafuq do you do.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: CarolineJohnson on May 21, 2012, 11:28:47 PM: Cut off its head and make chicken wings before the alcohol taints the meat.

Here's the situation: You wake up and are physically inside the internet. Like in Tron, except with the internet, I guess.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: senpai_FisT on May 21, 2012, 11:40:41 PM: Visit a porn site.

HtS 30 tabs open, sexytime noises, don't know which tab its from.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: Cupcake Fury on May 21, 2012, 11:43:04 PM: Crash the computer by opening one more.

HtS: You visit a strip club, one the strippers is a herm.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: Kiss x Miz on May 29, 2012, 01:28:30 AM: Get really drunk and enjoy

HtS You have diarrhea, the door of the public toilet you're on is stuck, there's an old fat guy peeping at you.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: Mr.PowPow on May 29, 2012, 01:31:22 AM: Look up to him and smile, while moving your hand back and forth over your anus. Possibly even lick your lips. If he continues to stay after that, then there is a problem.

HtS, the teacher bites into her apple very seductively towards you. However you later find out that she was doing it to the student behind you.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: senpai_FisT on May 29, 2012, 06:01:50 AM: Steal his face and have le sexytime with the teacher.

HtS You wake up in the middle of the night and I'm right by your side, staring at you.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: dark 5FVD on May 29, 2012, 05:05:27 PM: Let's party.

HtS you are wasted and forgot your way home
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: NekoBot on May 29, 2012, 05:26:53 PM: Sleep on the playground slide

HtS Your tied to a bed and sinister music plays. What do you do?
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: senpai_FisT on May 29, 2012, 06:41:36 PM: Get raped anyway.

HtS A guy is using your name to sell drugs at a local school.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: dark 5FVD on May 29, 2012, 06:57:57 PM: Kill him take his drugs and his money and start selling them.

HtS your car gets stolen
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: TyranBrûlée on May 30, 2012, 09:30:25 AM: you got insurance on that shit, use it.

hts, you've got a project due tomorrow that was assigned last month, you haven't done shit. One more F and you don't graduate.
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: NekoBot on May 30, 2012, 12:50:05 PM: you do the assignment and drink lots of coffee

HtS: You got the mumps
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: Noob on July 25, 2012, 05:10:16 AM: Die a horrible death

HtS: You are being attacked by zombies
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: dark 5FVD on August 01, 2012, 08:25:43 PM: Go back to bad

HtS: you're gonna move to another country
Title: Re: "Here's the situation."
Post by: senpai_FisT on August 04, 2012, 10:36:54 PM: O.O Already did.

HtS You haven't heard from your best online friend for about 2 months.