Arpegi
Chat => Random Bar => Topic started by: senpai_FisT on August 14, 2012, 04:43:04 PM
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Post all the wierd things you do/did. Truth only.
I had bowel issues when I was kid and I used to shit in my pants. I would then pull down my trousers and smear the shit remaining on my butt crack onto a wall or something when nobody was looking.
This was when I was 8.
What's your weird story Arpegi?
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Ordering McDonalds stuff in other fastfood chains.
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Ordering McDonalds stuff in other fastfood chains.
HA. How do they react?
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Ordering McDonalds stuff in other fastfood chains.
HA. How do they react?
"We don't sell that here."
And ONCE... I got:
"With French Fries.?"
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Had sex in a movie theater.. Does that count?
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Had sex in a movie theater.. Does that count?
(http://i.imgur.com/lWPdJ.png)
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Had sex in a movie theater.. Does that count?
(http://i.imgur.com/lWPdJ.png)
(http://t.qkme.me/35ik3f.jpg)
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I had bowel issues when I was kid and I used to shit in my pants. I would then pull down my trousers and smear the shit remaining on my butt crack onto a wall or something when nobody was looking.
To be absolutely honest, I used to do that too. Though I was like 5-6 at the time, this wasn't due to bowel issues.....it was mainly just due to the fact I was a fuckin weird kid.
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When I was 7 or something, I had girls look down my pants.
Born a pervert ::)
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When I was 7 or something, I had girls look down my pants.
Born a pervert ::)
Does not compete with sex in a cubicle in a clothing shop ;)
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When I was 7 or something, I had girls look down my pants.
Born a pervert ::)
Does not compete with sex in a cubicle in a clothing shop ;)
Does not compete with fingering her under a blanket on the backseat of her mom's car while she's driving.
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When I was 7 or something, I had girls look down my pants.
Born a pervert ::)
Does not compete with sex in a cubicle in a clothing shop ;)
Does not compete with fingering her under a blanket on the backseat of her mom's car while she's driving.
Does not compete with having sex in a shower while BOTH parents are in the bathroom.
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Does not compete with having sex in a shower while BOTH parents are in the bathroom.
Ehh, why are you in the shower while other people are in the bathroom? That's just... eww..
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Does not compete with having sex in a shower while BOTH parents are in the bathroom.
Ehh, why are you in the shower while other people are in the bathroom? That's just... eww..
They came into the bathroom while we were already in the shower okay.
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Do you have a curtain fetish? Changing room, showers.. >.<
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Do you have a curtain fetish? Changing room, showers.. >.<
I'm adventurous.. We've done it in other places too :L
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Do you have a curtain fetish? Changing room, showers.. >.<
I'm adventurous.. We've done it in other places too :L
I like music.
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Do you have a curtain fetish? Changing room, showers.. >.<
I'm adventurous.. We've done it in other places too :L
I like music.
I like trains.
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Do you have a curtain fetish? Changing room, showers.. >.<
I'm adventurous.. We've done it in other places too :L
I like music.
I like trains.
Flamingo
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Do you have a curtain fetish? Changing room, showers.. >.<
I'm adventurous.. We've done it in other places too :L
I like music.
I like trains.
Flamingo
Turtles
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Do you have a curtain fetish? Changing room, showers.. >.<
I'm adventurous.. We've done it in other places too :L
I like music.
I like trains.
Flamingo
Turtles
I bet you monobethezamine
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ON TOPIC?
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ON TOPIC?
Being on topic is not weird.
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Zarri, weird stuff? The toilets in the building of our school. Been there, done that.
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Zarri, weird stuff? The toilets in the building of our school. Been there, done that.
I took a leak there too every now and then. :P
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Zarri, weird stuff? The toilets in the building of our school. Been there, done that.
I took a leak there too every now and then. :P
I didn't mean a leak.
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Zarri, weird stuff? The toilets in the building of our school. Been there, done that.
I took a leak there too every now and then. :P
I didn't mean a leak.
No.. not with Jonez >.<
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Had sex in a movie theater.. Does that count?
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Zarri, weird stuff? The toilets in the building of our school. Been there, done that.
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Had sex in a movie theater.. Does that count?
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Zarri, weird stuff? The toilets in the building of our school. Been there, done that.
Twice? Jonez? Voluntarily? Or did you install a movie theater in the toilets?
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Oh, my, god. DO YOU NEED A DRAWING WITH IT?
I HAD SEX IN THE PUBLIC TOILETS OF OUR SCHOOL BUILDING WITH MY EX omg.
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Oh, my, god. DO YOU NEED A DRAWING WITH IT?
I HAD SEX IN THE PUBLIC TOILETS OF OUR SCHOOL BUILDING WITH MY EX omg.
Oh you dumped him already? :o
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I never said anything about a him. Ex-GF that is.
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I never said anything about a him. Ex-GF that is.
I can't believe you didn't realize I've been trolling for the last 4 posts
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I KNOW YOU WERE TROLLING ME. Trollari
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I KNOW YOU WERE TROLLING ME. Trollari
Present. So you didn't before.
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Dude, nu-uh. Present to past reference ;)
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Dude, nu-uh. Present to past reference ;)
"You now know I was trolling you before." If you need an explanation ^-^
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Back in high school, after finishing the final exam of the year, I ran down the halls screaming "FREEEEEEDDOOOMMM!!!!!" and waving my arms. I'm a fast test taker so only two or three people were out in the halls, the rest were still in the classrooms laughing their heads off.
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I used to lick my guitar..
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I fap myself to sleep....
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I love the taste of iron and ashes.
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When I first tried out a condom (on my own I might add), once I had done my business inside and then took it off. I didn't really know where to put it, I couldn't flush it down the toilet and I couldn't go downstairs to put it in the bin. So I then proceeded to open the bedroom window and side-throw it into my neighbors greenhouse. I will admit that the inside wasn't my main target, but the greenhouse window was open and it was just bad luck lol
Luckily I never heard anything about it, but I suspect that some sperm-plants were born. My babies D:
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When I first tried out a condom (on my own I might add), once I had done my business inside and then took it off. I didn't really know where to put it, I couldn't flush it down the toilet and I couldn't go downstairs to put it in the bin. So I then proceeded to open the bedroom window and side-throw it into my neighbors greenhouse. I will admit that the inside wasn't my main target, but the greenhouse window was open and it was just bad luck lol
Luckily I never heard anything about it, but I suspect that some sperm-plants were born. My babies D:
Oh god, my sides are hurting! xD
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Hehe :P
Get a better toilet, it flushes here just fine every time.
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Hehe :P
Get a better toilet, it flushes here just fine every time.
Well it probably would have worked, but I had this insane fear that if I did, then it would overflow the toilet and my mother would see the cum/water with a condom just floating across the floor lol
Seeing as some of you liked that story, I have plenty more where that came from xD
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I have plenty more where that came from xD
Ah, man no.. Wrong context xD
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I have plenty more where that came from xD
Ah, man no.. Wrong context xD
Oh jeez, that gave me the giggles.
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5 minutes before a break.... Dancing on loud music in class... at EXAM time.
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5 minutes before a break.... Dancing on loud music in class... at EXAM time.
Like a boss!
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jeez, all this sex talk is reminding me that I've been in a dry spell for over three years now...
Anyways, once when I was eating in a family restaurant with my buddies, there was a family a few tables over celebrating a kid's birthday. when the waiters got there to do the whole happy birthday song, I stood up and joined them. When it was over the waiters just stared as i went back to my seat and resumed eating.
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I almost have set a forest on fire once... Whoops.
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So basically, my friend and I had gone to the local cinema to watch the newly released "Hunger Games". It was okay, though my friend and I were constantly comparing it to Battle Royale, being the critics that we are.
After we had left the viewing room, we decided that the king-size cinema coke bottles had done a number on our bladders and we needed to relieve them quickly. So we went into the nearest in-building gentlemen's room and searched for our spots to do our business, we didn't really want to go next to each other so he darted for the last cubicle and left me with the only remaining option, the urinals.
Now ya'see, I regret this. There was three urinals in total and two men had already occupied them, they both took the tactical movement of situating themselves as far away as they could from each other, so one took the one on the right and the other took the left, which left me with the middle. Now if you have been sandwiched between two guys with their dicks out, you'll kinda understand what I went through.
So I thought "Fuck it, I really need drain the sea monster" so I took my place between these two men and began my journey, what I hadn't counted on was the fact that I would break out into spontaneous laughter due to the stress it put me through, and when I laugh, I tend to sway my head from side to side, which according to my friend who was gleefully watching me suffer said that "It kinda looked like you were laughing at their dicks". Suffice to say that it kinda explained why the two other men quickly left, leaving me to carry on giggling like a schoolgirl.
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So basically, my friend and I had gone to the local cinema to watch the newly released "Hunger Games". It was okay, though my friend and I were constantly comparing it to Battle Royale, being the critics that we are.
After we had left the viewing room, we decided that the king-size cinema coke bottles had done a number on our bladders and we needed to relieve them quickly. So we went into the nearest in-building gentlemen's room and searched for our spots to do our business, we didn't really want to go next to each other so he darted for the last cubicle and left me with the only remaining option, the urinals.
Now ya'see, I regret this. There was three urinals in total and two men had already occupied them, they both took the tactical movement of situating themselves as far away as they could from each other, so one took the one on the right and the other took the left, which left me with the middle. Now if you have been sandwiched between two guys with their dicks out, you'll kinda understand what I went through.
So I thought "Fuck it, I really need drain the sea monster" so I took my place between these two men and began my journey, what I hadn't counted on was the fact that I would break out into spontaneous laughter due to the stress it put me through, and when I laugh, I tend to sway my head from side to side, which according to my friend who was gleefully watching me suffer said that "It kinda looked like you were laughing at their dicks". Suffice to say that it kinda explained why the two other men quickly left, leaving me to carry on giggling like a schoolgirl.
Haha! That actually made me laugh out loud! And I rarely laugh.
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Haha! That actually made me laugh out loud! And I rarely laugh.
I have so many odd stories, I'm quite a reserved person, but that usually makes the scenarios more bizarre due to my reactions lol
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more pls
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Moreeeeeë
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Haha! That actually made me laugh out loud! And I rarely laugh.
I have so many odd stories, I'm quite a reserved person, but that usually makes the scenarios more bizarre due to my reactions lol
I didn't laugh at the story, I laughed at the way you wrote it XD
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I don't know if I told you this story before, but a couple of years ago when I was more horny than I am now, I used to experiment a lot in the art of fapping. However dry rubbing only pleases you for so long, so one day I did some online searches and rummaged through my mothers room for some hand cream or something similar, anything that wasn't an irritant. However back then simply seeing a white container that spewed out white stuff was enough for me to assume it was hand cream. So I took the white container, did my business and was pretty happy about myself, it felt amazing.
However it was only until I looked more closely at the container to figure out what amazing stuff I had acquired, was when I realized that in small print it said "false tan cream, for that bronzed beach look". Now I don't know if any of you have gotten some false tan on your hands before, but you should know that it gets pretty dark, pretty fast even in small amounts. I had used quite a lot of it. Within an hour my palms were a very dark shade of brown and it stood out like a piece of crap in a snowfield.
I won't bore you with the details of me trying to remove it, but lets just say it was incredibly hard to figure out a believable story as to why my palms had miraculously turned brown to explain to my mother. Suffice to say "IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!" didn't diffuse the situation at all.
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I fapped to 'The Lusty Argonian Maid'.
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well i need to right something for english about a picture and there i wrote that the dude who was captured during world war II got released because he was eating too many german soldiers (bare in mind that i was tired and didn't take my medication) and from that point on it was actually just write what ya think and well... it's not that pretty cause 1/3 of the page is about the germans that got eaten... I am kinda wondering what the teacher will say. XD
Does that count?
oh and jonez can say that it's true i took a pillow to my class at my previous school and slept my way to ma 4th year on secundairy school.