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Chat => Random Bar => Topic started by: Sir Shota on March 07, 2012, 09:49:09 PM
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I wanna start something fun~ >: D
What this topic simply is is that I start off with a post. That post will then start an event in the next post, then so on. This will go on as long as possible. Now here is the first event.
*I throw a small pebble at a tree*
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*A squirrel in the tree gets startled and drops a nut*
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*the nut drops on a small branch and the branch flips away*
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*The branch gets in the wheel of a passing cyclist who gets launched shortly after*
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*the cyclist lands inside the window of a bakery and ruins someone's milkshake*
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*The 7' tall testosterone overloaded shemale who's milkshake was ruined gets angry at the cyclist and flips the table* (╯°□°）╯ ┻━┻
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Aka...ne?
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*the table kills the cyclist, then the owner, who is much larger than the shemale tosses him/her out like a shot put*
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*The shemale hits a wall and dies.*
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*the shemale blood drips down, then mutates some rats*
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*The rats become teenage mutant shemale rats.*
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*The teenage mutant shemale rats are given their own spot in television but it doesn't really go well*
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*the teenage mutant shemale rats then go into a depression and start breaking down in drugs and conspiracies*
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*they are then confronted by an elder shemale rat that teaches them that drugs and depression are not on the path to enlightenment*
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*Then the show is soon a smash hit again when the shemale rats get better and better, causing many toys, video games, and hentai to be sold worldwide*
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* The shemale rats become rich and all get girlfriends who are actually secret agents of Rat Vader *
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*Rat vader then proceeds to betray the teenage shemale rats and uses the force to transform them into metrosexual raccoon's*
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*The raccoon's are then chased out of town where they stumble upon a radioactive lake*
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*they drink from the lake and are endowed with superpowers*
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*They use their powers to play Poker better than anyone.*
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*The national Poker league champion beats them up*
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*the raccoon's are now dead and robbed.*
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*The robber is caught by Space Marines.*
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* And they all danced *
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*Voltron joins in on the dancing*
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*a fatass falls while dancing*
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*The instant the fat dude touches the floor a shockwave is created*
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*the dancers were sent flying*
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*They fly through the roof, which collapses on the rest of the building.*
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* the people and and flying parts hit the cars on the nearby freeways
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Which were the reason for a massive traffic jam
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* A big car crash happens some minutes later on.
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with alot of victims who needed to be transported to the hospital
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*The ambulance's engine had a malfunction, and all the patience needed quick access to the hospital
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Another service helps out.
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but it was too late because they needed to go to france.
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*France got pissed at this, and began another World War.*
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Zombie Hitler came out of his grave
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and he tried to steal a tank from the American Army
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luckily the amarican's saw this and stopped him by using a teddybear
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*After eating Zombie Hitler, the Teddy Bear becomes Fhürer(?) bear.*
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and because he was the new fuhrer they sow no other option to burn the teddy.
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*The Teddy now becomes Teddy, The Burning Führer, and killed most Americans, then died.*
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the Americans where so mad that they burned every teddy in the world
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*And so, The Burning Furher gathered all the burning teddies from the world and alien teddies to fight the humans.*
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the aliens saw justin bieber and went as fast as they could to their home planet XD
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But the home planet moved so they could find it.
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so they needed to land on mars. where they found a nasty surprise
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It was a Rebecca Black concert.
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and justin beaber was there too
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"Baby Baby Baby, Its Friday!" the loudspeakers blared.
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and then headhunterz came to blast the loudspeakers with his music
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The music blows up downtown
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And then there was something awesome.
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a hardstyle festival began there for a full 4 days
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And everyone was partying, partying, Ya!
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But then a meteor fell on the festival!
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And everyone ran
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and tryed to hide from the other meteors whome were comming
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But they didn't make it in time, and lotsa people were crushed.
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But the music kept playing.
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And that attracted more people to the place still infected with meteor radioactivity.
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Then the radioactivity killed the people
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Who became radioactive zombies.
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And ate cars
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While muttering braiiinnnsssss
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Then a nuke fell
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but one of the zombie's ate the nuke. and destroyed all the car eating zombies
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The zombie that ate the nuke farted which caused a thunderstorm in Brazil.
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some brazilians hadn't much luck and got struck buy thunder
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But a lucky guy going by the name of Apoc managed to absorb the thunder, becoming a thunderbolt-using superhero!
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sadly enough he tryed to kiss a girl and she got electrocuted?
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little did he know se was a zombie, so she stood up right after
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So, he shocked her to death...or rather, re-death.
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then he felt guilthy because he killed his mom by accident and ended his one life.
But he forgot that he couldn't die because the lightning was magical( just to keep things going)
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Then the world started anew
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and elio di rupo came and asked taxes
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But then somebody threw him in the river.
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and he drowned to death
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And we are all happy.
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and everybody got rich
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Very very rich
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very very very rich
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But then Di Rupo got zombified aswell.
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D: Everybody ran around in panic.
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not even the army could stop him :o
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Unless he was burned alive.
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but they first tried a giving him a lesson of dutch and that worked too
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Then everyone looked to the sky. IT WAS A GIANT ANGRY BIRD!!
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But it glitched out and we fill in a bug report to Rovio
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sadely rovio got attacked by another huge angry bird
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They all went...
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BOOM
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So the smoke cleared up from the explosion and they saw...
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a verry big unicorn who was spiting rainbows and ...
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.... no ponies.
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And the lack of ponies made little girls cry
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but then a guy came and smacked the little girl and she started crying even louder
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Then the ear of a random 2 yr old baby starts to bless from all that crying, making the baby cry even louder
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then boobies erupted to absorb the sound
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and everybody started humping the boobies
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So... Then something happened after that... Since... BUMP.
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After the bump, the world restarted!
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Like the world would be just created ... like in Minecraft.
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And in this world, everyone can do whatever the fuck they want!...like in Minecraft.
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And so Jonez headed over to Kardashian's house.
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Then, he realized Kardashian was too slutty even for him, and decided to head elsewhere.
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...Then he went to Megan Fox's house.
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It turned out to be Megan, the Fox
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Jonez was happy and asked... Shall we make a fox army and take over the world?
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But Megan, the Fox jumped on him and whispered on his ear in a sexy way...
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And bit it right off.
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Then, she kissed him with her bloody mouth which carried his own ear.
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He grew another ear and after quite some time... The AMAZING fox army was born.
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And it began its plot to take over the world
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AND THE UNIVERSE!
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And fluffy little puppies
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planned to stop the army
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*So the Army crushed the puppies
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And now wants to DESTROY US ALL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvWknbuZxn0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvWknbuZxn0)
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But the fox army was still the strongest!
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Except the previous statement was a lie!
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It was a cat army.
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And it was warring with the dog army.
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And then the reaction got a bump and the cats started to play solitaire.
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On the other side of the earth, Pow finally became a brony.
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Everybody gasped at that event.
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Except for Brony, he saw that coming.
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But is Pow... still Pow?
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So Pow is still pow, and what happened next?
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Everybody started shaking their butts
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Butt then somebody's butt fell off
(Cwutididthar)
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Then Pow made a leap to prevent the butt from hitting the floor.
(Icwutudidthar)
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And hy did that by simply...
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Shooting themselves on the
knee foot
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with an arrow.
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which was infected with
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something very very dangerous... And the name is...
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an overly obese woman.
something very very dangerous... And the name is...
Off T: I thought you were original :P
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an overly obese woman.
something very very dangerous... And the name is...
Off T: I thought you were original :P
Off T: >:D I don't need to do EVERYTHING don't I?
And she ate a lot at McDo. [Off T: Where they have the most SHITTY WiFi evar]
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And never wiped her butt because she couldn't reach around.
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And her butt started the zombie apocalypse.
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But the zombies couldn't survive the stench, ending the apocalypse prematurely.
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But is there still life on earth?
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yesh because there are deer running around?
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But the deer where drunk
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And crashed into beer
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but the beer survived
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So the beer went to the rear with the deer
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And the deer got more drunk.
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But the buck stalked the drunk deer
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The Drunk deer ran away to the nearest bar.
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And the buck started humping the streetlights
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'Till one of them fell on his head...and not the one on his neck.
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And then they all sat at that der deer
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And the deer died and there was a funeral needed.
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Luckly one of the other derry was a prehistory.