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Offline Mr.PowPow

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11125 on: August 22, 2012, 08:01:27 PM »
Sugar daddy lol

how ghetto of you.
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11126 on: August 22, 2012, 08:02:43 PM »
And now we shall start the FOREVERALONE club!
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11127 on: August 22, 2012, 08:02:52 PM »
I'm worried about someone...


I seriously hope they're ok...
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11128 on: August 22, 2012, 08:03:25 PM »
Well, I don't know what you call an old man who gives a girl lots of money and presents. I mean, fuck, she showed me a picture of a house he bought for her! A frikkin' house!
Not to mention that the aforementioned sugar daddy happened to be a government bigwig whose name she can't reveal.

Oh and did I mention that she was also hiding the fact that she had a kid?
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11129 on: August 22, 2012, 08:04:08 PM »
Quote from: Toffee on August 22, 2012, 08:03:25 PM
Well, I don't know what you call an old man who gives a girl lots of money and presents. I mean, fuck, she showed me a picture of a house he bought for her! A frikkin' house!
Not to mention that the aforementioned sugar daddy happened to be a government bigwig whose name she can't reveal.

Oh and did I mention that she was also hiding the fact that she had a kid?
Oh wow... * Pet *
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Offline Mr.PowPow

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11130 on: August 22, 2012, 08:05:13 PM »
Quote from: NekoJonez on August 22, 2012, 08:02:43 PM
And now we shall start the FOREVERALONE club!
Fuck that, I want someone to hold during a thunderstorm and someone to give me oral when I'm kinda down. My last breakup fucking destroyed me from the inside out (still recovering), but yet the foolish side of me still wants something again.

Quote from: Toffee on August 22, 2012, 08:03:25 PM
Well, I don't know what you call an old man who gives a girl lots of money and presents. I mean, fuck, she showed me a picture of a house he bought for her! A frikkin' house!
Not to mention that the aforementioned sugar daddy happened to be a government bigwig whose name she can't reveal.

Oh and did I mention that she was also hiding the fact that she had a kid?
Well I guess thats pretty bad yo o.o
some women are just.....bleh.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2012, 08:06:24 PM by EvaKerplunk » »
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11131 on: August 22, 2012, 08:09:38 PM »
And it was only after we broke up that I found out that she was just using me to get a free trip to USA. And THEN I found out her track record of previous BFs; music producers, rockstars, high ranking officers, actors, etc... Seriously, this chick had been everywhere.

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Offline Mr.PowPow

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11132 on: August 22, 2012, 08:11:39 PM »
Some women just want to watch the world drenched in cum I guess.

But on the upside, you should be happy that she is just someone else's problem now. Not yours.
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11133 on: August 22, 2012, 08:12:41 PM »
Yeah. And besides, she gave me my first blowjob, so I guess I can thank her for that.
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11134 on: August 22, 2012, 08:13:31 PM »
Honest to lord... I never kissed a girl in love before T^T  * SHAME *
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11135 on: August 22, 2012, 08:14:04 PM »
remember, all the other guys that kissed her lips are technically also blowing you too. So you got plenty out of that : D

Quote from: NekoJonez on August 22, 2012, 08:13:31 PM
Honest to lord... I never kissed a girl in love before T^T  * SHAME *
I know that feel bro.
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11136 on: August 22, 2012, 08:16:21 PM »
I once had a girl that was in love with me and I didn't notice... And when I realized that I felt dumdum
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11137 on: August 22, 2012, 08:17:43 PM »
Quote from: EvaKerplunk on August 22, 2012, 08:14:04 PM
remember, all the other guys that kissed her lips are technically also blowing you too. So you got plenty out of that : D

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11138 on: August 22, 2012, 08:18:18 PM »
Well, I guess its better than thinking that every girl is in love with you. Thats a bro that you don't want to be.

@Toffee: By now you've probably noticed that comedy is my only means of consoling someone lol. Not exactly effective xD
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11139 on: August 22, 2012, 08:19:34 PM »
My worst date was when the girl admitted she was lesbian... T^T
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11140 on: August 22, 2012, 08:22:10 PM »
Yeah......thats a pretty bad date o.o
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11141 on: August 22, 2012, 08:23:20 PM »
And I dunno if I am even cut out to date.... After 5 failed attempts to get no further then even a first date.
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11142 on: August 22, 2012, 08:24:55 PM »
You're still young and young women tend not to know fully what they want out of a relationship. So its better to wait and just enjoy being single I guess, play all the games you can before you have children crying and moaning for attention :p
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11143 on: August 22, 2012, 08:26:13 PM »
To be honest... I wouldn't mind... I learn the kids how to watch and have fun while dad plays the kids games... And so they learn to speak and I have bound time... And I like entertaining kids so, no sweat for that.
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11144 on: August 22, 2012, 08:27:22 PM »
still, what I was trying to say is that there is plenty of time, no real rush :p
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11145 on: August 22, 2012, 08:29:45 PM »
Yeah. But I admit having a wish to have a son or a daughter...
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11146 on: August 22, 2012, 08:31:36 PM »
Me too to be honest, I could say how bad children are all day, but in actuality my only goal in life is to have a family xD
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11147 on: August 22, 2012, 08:32:52 PM »
Wouldn't it be nice to sit with your son or daughter in the couch on day.... Both with a controller in your hand and he or she listing to the stories you tell about the games of when we were young... Or having the same hobby...?
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11148 on: August 22, 2012, 08:34:21 PM »
I'm good with having no kids. Not because I don't like kids. It's because I fap all day and I don't get shit done.

Worst parent ever.
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #11149 on: August 22, 2012, 08:34:35 PM »
Quote from: EvaKerplunk on August 22, 2012, 08:18:18 PM
@Toffee: By now you've probably noticed that comedy is my only means of consoling someone lol. Not exactly effective xD

Depends on the situation really. Sometimes a person needs to laugh in order to forget the pain. And anyways, that part of my life was over three years ago so i don't really care anymore.

Quote from: NekoJonez on August 22, 2012, 08:26:13 PM
To be honest... I wouldn't mind... I learn the kids how to watch and have fun while dad plays the kids games... And so they learn to speak and I have bound time... And I like entertaining kids so, no sweat for that.

You say that NOW, when you only watch kids for a day or two at most. But have you ever REALLY considered what it takes to have kids? The budget planning, the compromises, the decisions, the sacrifices, all that needs an iron resolve that I honestly don't think 17-23 year olds have yet.

Quote from: EvaKerplunk on August 22, 2012, 08:27:22 PM
still, what I was trying to say is that there is plenty of time, no real rush :p

True dat. You're 19 dude. Plenty of time left to party.
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