Arpegi
Chat => Random Bar => Topic started by: senpai_FisT on May 15, 2012, 03:55:18 AM
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We used to play this game IRL when I was at school, so I made a forum version.
You reply how you deal with the situation, then you present another situation to the next poster.
E.g: Poster 1 : Here's the situation. You are the last man on earth.
Poster 2 : Fap.
I hope that clears it up.
I'll start.
Here's the situation : You're all out of toilet paper.
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Go to the neighbor's place without pants.
HtS, you have terminal cancer.
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Die
HtS, You are the only female left in a world dominated by males
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Choose now before the good ones go gay.
HtS, you're trapped in your closet and everyone just left for a 1-month vacation and you have no cellphone/internet service.
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Fap.
HtS, Both Admins are on vacation.
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Enjoy my vacation.
HtS, Your 60- year old male teacher gets the sudden urge to kiss you and the door's locked.
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Rape him before he rapes me.
HtS Hostages hold your President hostage, in exchange for Nutella.
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keep the nutella and say you can have him
HtS it is your last day on earth and you see the girl who you trully love what will you do?
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Declare my love and just spend that day with her, what we do isn't important, its the simple presence thats important.
Hts, Pow magically appears in your bed
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punch until he's uncoucious and bring him to the hospital
HtS you can choose between an lamborghini aventador or a mazda RX-8 what do you choose
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Neither, I just ride on my gigantic balls~
Hts, your ISP has cut you off, there is no internet for most likely a month
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.......(get it? There's no internet! I can't post!..........I suck at jokes.)
HtS Someone is repeatedly punching your balls.
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Tell them that their sister, mother and grandmother handled my balls better....all night long~
Hts, a monkey raped you
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Tell him that I had AIDS.
HtS Mom just about to catch you fapping.
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5 more seconds to splooge? Challenge accepted!
Hts, you just saw your crush with another dood
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Kill her and rape him.
HtS Arpegi offline.
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Watch porn
HtS; Your computer has a virus that not even reformatting will fix.
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Fap till your dead. HtS Pow is at your anus. May god help you.
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Say you've got aids and that there is a monster living in ur anus and it will bite everything that enters
HtS You are in a ship that is sinking
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Sing "Captain Alexander"
HtS Jonez is visiting you. (Unless you are Jonez, and therefore you cannot visit yourself.)
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Im not answerin that one cause I want powpow to :3
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Kindly ask him to leave (If you're expecting something funny, I'm afraid I've been restricted as of yesterday)
Hts, all the milk in the fridge is gone
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take beer and drink that
HtS: you ran out of oxygen in your space helmet what do you do?
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Open my packet of potato chips.
HtS You just can't find your guitar pick.
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Use dick.
HtS You are drinking with a sexy chick, dafuq do you do.
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Cut off its head and make chicken wings before the alcohol taints the meat.
Here's the situation: You wake up and are physically inside the internet. Like in Tron, except with the internet, I guess.
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Visit a porn site.
HtS 30 tabs open, sexytime noises, don't know which tab its from.
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Crash the computer by opening one more.
HtS: You visit a strip club, one the strippers is a herm.
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Get really drunk and enjoy
HtS You have diarrhea, the door of the public toilet you're on is stuck, there's an old fat guy peeping at you.
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Look up to him and smile, while moving your hand back and forth over your anus. Possibly even lick your lips. If he continues to stay after that, then there is a problem.
HtS, the teacher bites into her apple very seductively towards you. However you later find out that she was doing it to the student behind you.
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Steal his face and have le sexytime with the teacher.
HtS You wake up in the middle of the night and I'm right by your side, staring at you.
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Let's party.
HtS you are wasted and forgot your way home
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Sleep on the playground slide
HtS Your tied to a bed and sinister music plays. What do you do?
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Get raped anyway.
HtS A guy is using your name to sell drugs at a local school.
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Kill him take his drugs and his money and start selling them.
HtS your car gets stolen
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you got insurance on that shit, use it.
hts, you've got a project due tomorrow that was assigned last month, you haven't done shit. One more F and you don't graduate.
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you do the assignment and drink lots of coffee
HtS: You got the mumps
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Die a horrible death
HtS: You are being attacked by zombies
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Go back to bad
HtS: you're gonna move to another country
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O.O Already did.
HtS You haven't heard from your best online friend for about 2 months.