Fun Friday Five: VIII

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FFF: VIII

1. If the story of your life so far were to made into a video game, what would it be like? Try being as descriptive as possible (at the very least, mention the title, genre, and company(s) you would like it to be made by).

2. How would you describe your ideal man/woman?

3. You are now dead. How did you die? Also mention your last words.

4. How much sleep do you usually get in a day?

5. NekoJonez, Zarri, Darth SHRED; Marry, fuck, adopt as son?

[Mr.PowPow]

1)

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I think it would be quite a dark and twisted game where the protagonist and the antagonist are the same person. It wouldn't feature any action scenes or any flashy images, it would be a story that details day to day life, starting from early childhood and leading up to adolescence. Though each day would become increasingly darker (from a psychological perspective) where anxiety and paranoia slowly gain in strength though the protagonist can't quite remember or understand why it is happening, though it is never touched upon by him as he simply accepts it as a norm. So the world that you play in slowly starts to deform in various ways, people begin to become crueler, the outside becomes bleak and twisted, buildings become misshapen and inanimate objects forms become strangely frightening.

Though the protagonist doesn't mention or refer to this in any way, moving along as if its a normal day (or maybe its simply that he is hiding that fact). The main goal is to find "unconditional love" from one of the inhabitance of the twisted world, while trying to avoid the strange deformed version of yourself called "The Terror" who constantly tries to thwart your attempts by intensifying the darkness around you, distorting your vision.

At the end of each stage, you seem to find what you are looking for.....only to find that it is simply an illusion cast by The Terror to further knock down your self-esteem and thus discourage you from continuing.

The final level would ultimately be a confrontation between yourself and The Terror, as it becomes apparent that you can never reach your goal while he is still there. Thus his demise is needed before the protagonist can finally move on.

Thats all I can think about for the plot, as for the title of the game, I would think it would be something like "Distortion" and its genre would be a blend of surreal horror/ puzzle/ platformer. The company it is made by doesn't bother me much to be honest, so long as it was made good :p

2) I have no real ideal preference for my soul mate, just so long as they have the ability to love me unconditionally, rather than there being some sort of catch to it. Appearance doesn't phase me much.

3) Suicide is ruled out due to my fear of death, I rarely go out so a form of traffic accident is unlikely. The most likely cause of death for me would be unintentional suicide (such as some form of major untreated food poisoning or accident in the kitchen) or me being mugged since I live in quite a poor, crime filled area. I very much doubt I would have a memorable last few words other than "I'm scared" or "I don't want to die".

4) These days? Around 11 to 12 hours, I sleep alot due to lack of motivation. Though those sleeping hours are all in the wrong places (its 7:00 am now and I still haven't slept).

5) Fuck Shred, he looks like a good lay. Marry Mizzy-poo because his troll-ness and humor would sustain me. Adopt Jonez because.....well I dunno, I just feel like that placement is the best lol

[FuyuhotaruP]

1. If the story of your life so far were to made into a video game, what would it be like? Try being as descriptive as possible (at the very least, mention the title, genre, and company(s) you would like it to be made by).
wow this is hard

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I think it would be a romantic comedy + tragedy visual novel, it is going to be a kinetic novel as there is no choice given and you are forced down one route, there would be no good ending only a horrible one, I would prefer to have it made by key if it were to have a brief summary it would be like this : boy meets girl , they hang out together , fate forces them apart. sounds familiar? , sounds boring? why yes thats because my life is boring the girl is of course represented by Haruka which I can't meet and thus thats how you get the ending , well forgive me as I have bad naming skills so it will be nameless

2. How would you describe your ideal man/woman?
well... Amami Haruka

3. You are now dead. How did you die? Also mention your last words.
I died of old age(natural causes) last words: I'm sorry Haruka, I'm going to have to leave you alone for a few moments , be sure to enjoy life before you join me in the after life

4. How much sleep do you usually get in a day?
it differs too much , it can go from 6 to 17 hours

5. NekoJonez, Zarri, Darth SHRED; Marry, fuck, adopt as son?
I'm going to adobt NekoJonez as son but can I not choose the others?

[Kiss x Miz]

1. If the story of your life so far were to made into a video game, what would it be like? Try being as descriptive as possible (at the very least, mention the title, genre, and company(s) you would like it to be made by).
Legendary Gamer Simulator - By Bethesda

2. How would you describe your ideal man/woman?
Cute, black hair, gothic and crazy.

3. You are now dead. How did you die? Also mention your last words.
Cause: Heart Attack
Last words: Arghblahflhplhblehhehpfft

4. How much sleep do you usually get in a day?
Average of 6,5 hours

5. NekoJonez, Zarri, Darth SHRED; Marry, fuck, adopt as son?
Eh.. Marry Jonez, fuck myself, adopt Shred.

[NekoJonez]

1. If the story of your life so far were to made into a video game, what would it be like? Try being as descriptive as possible (at the very least, mention the title, genre, and company(s) you would like it to be made by).
This is hard. It would be an adventure - action type game... With Jonez in the title made by either Konami, Nintendo or others who made awesome games on the DS. :3. And I don't really want to go in depth because my past life is kinda... not so much fun here and there and I don't want to dig up past events I have forgotten.

2. How would you describe your ideal man/woman?
I think I have answered this question in my spotlight. But no big boobs... but no small either. I like blonde - brown hair. That are the things I remember atm. But in terms of personality. Well, someone like me... Loves to be creative and having fun. And she must have a wish to have kid(s)

3. You are now dead. How did you die? Also mention your last words.
Cause of death: Pressed the "A" button to late.
Last words: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO INSERT ANOTHER CREDIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

4. How much sleep do you usually get in a day?
Depends, if I do a late night or not.

5. NekoJonez, Zarri, Darth SHRED; Marry, fuck, adopt as son?
Somehow everybody fucks the Shred. Marry Mizari and errr... adopt myself. YAY, I am my own father... and son :3.

[shredc0re]

1. If the story of your life so far were to made into a video game, what would it be like? Try being as descriptive as possible (at the very least, mention the title, genre, and company(s) you would like it to be made by).
First person, sci-fi shooter called "Shred the core", developed by steam.

2. How would you describe your ideal man/woman?
Someone who makes me happy, that's all I have to say.

3. You are now dead. How did you die? Also mention your last words.
I got my nose bone punched through my brains in a moshpit. My last words were:"I GO HARD IN THE MUTHA FUCKING PAINT NIGGA!".

4. How much sleep do you usually get in a day?
3 hours minimum, 8 hours tops. Usually 4-5.

5. NekoJonez, Zarri, Darth SHRED; Marry, fuck, adopt as son?
Marry myself, adept Jonez, fuck Zarri. Nuff said.

[OT: WHY DOES EVERYONE FUCK ME?]

[Kiss x Miz]

[OT: WHY DOES EVERYONE FUCK ME?]

[OT: WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF... LIKE ME?]

[Swagmaster]

1) TBL (Talented but Lazy); Developed by EA; Adventure/Puzzle/Sports; It's about a brilliant, dashingly handsome, extremely talented athlete who can't accomplish anything in life because he's a lazy fuck

2) Someone caring, friendly-not only to me-but to others, and someone who loves me for me

3) I got stabbed by somebody I pissed off because I was too lazy to do something; "Ehhh... It's too faaaarrrrrrr."

4) 5 hours minimum, I don't have a maximum time, I just sleep till I feel like waking up... I once slept for 54 straight hours after a soccer tournament. It wasn't really "straight hours" cuz I woke up every 10 or so hours... but once I was finished, I got up thirsty and hungry as hell...

5) Fuck Shred~~~ SWAG; Marry Zarri, he seems like the kind of guy that can piss you off a lot, yet you will both love each other unconditionally; Adopt Jonez, Fun to be around, caring, and isn't afraid to stand for his right, seems like the perfect son~

[shredc0re]

WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE AND FUCKING ME?

[Swagmaster]

WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE AND FUCKING ME?

You should be proud

[Mr.PowPow]

WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE AND FUCKING ME?

You have a sweet ass~

[TyranBrûlée]

1. If the story of your life so far were to made into a video game, what would it be like? Try being as descriptive as possible (at the very least, mention the title, genre, and company(s) you would like it to be made by).
Name: Condense
Genre: Uh.. Dramatic Psychothriller : D
I want Square Enix to make it :U


2. How would you describe your ideal man/woman?
-ahem- Ideal you say? IDEAL? Alrighty then.

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Looks:
He should be taller than me(but everyone's taller than me) and his face should go well with glasses :3
Also, a slim-lookin' face would be nice With a cute smile~

Personality:
A guy that's funny and charming, intelligent but silly, and an overall chill person would be awesome. He should also be a very understanding person as I can get outrageous most of the time :U I also need someone who's mentally strong, or somewhere along those lines because I can deal with my own stuff, but someone else's is a bit of a strain. I also like the bashful type.

His flaws:
I don't mind jealousy, because I can deal with that. Also, if I reeeeeeeeeeeeallly like the guy, I would look past his clinginess. If there is any. Lolnooneclingstotyran. And if he isn't the most social type, that's fine too.

His specialities:
He needs to be able to cook stuff :U And like cleaning. And uh... Be good in some artsy field :3 that includes but isn't limited to: Drawing, Painting, Composing, Graphic design, dancing(lolnotasgayasitsounds), or singing.

Likes:
Photography, Music, Games, the Internet, Me.

Dislikes:
Smoking and Drinking

3. You are now dead. How did you die? Also mention your last words.
Last words: Hey guys, watch me!
I fell into the ocean and dolphins raped me to death.

4. How much sleep do you usually get in a day?
About 3 to 5 hours

5. NekoJonez, Zarri, Darth SHRED; Marry, fuck, adopt as son?
Uh... Let's just adopt all of them now~

[Kiss x Miz]

2. How would you describe your ideal man/woman?
-ahem- Ideal you say? IDEAL? Alrighty then.

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Looks:
He should be taller than me(but everyone's taller than me) and his face should go well with glasses :3
Also, a slim-lookin' face would be nice With a cute smile~

Personality:
A guy that's funny and charming, intelligent but silly, and an overall chill person would be awesome. He should also be a very understanding person as I can get outrageous most of the time :U I also need someone who's mentally strong, or somewhere along those lines because I can deal with my own stuff, but someone else's is a bit of a strain. I also like the bashful type.

His flaws:
I don't mind jealousy, because I can deal with that. Also, if I reeeeeeeeeeeeallly like the guy, I would look past his clinginess. If there is any. Lolnooneclingstotyran. And if he isn't the most social type, that's fine too.

His specialities:
He needs to be able to cook stuff :U And like cleaning. And uh... Be good in some artsy field :3 that includes but isn't limited to: Drawing, Painting, Composing, Graphic design, dancing(lolnotasgayasitsounds), or singing.

Likes:
Photography, Music, Games, the Internet, Me.

Dislikes:
Smoking and Drinking

Oh don't you describe me!
Thank god I can't sing.

[Muffin]

1. It'd be a puzzle game like Professor Layton but with a lot more math questions and it would have a nice story with interesting side-characters and an odd main character that somehow befriends these people but after a while abandons them. If you ever got stuck in the game you can surf the (In-game) internet and find a walkthrough for it. Yup, the game doesn't have a fourth wall which symbolizes the main character's high self-awareness. (Or at least he thinks he's self-aware) It would be a collaboration by Nippon Ichi with Level 5 and it would be called: "Something witty: The false title".
2. Hmm, she'd have be someone interested in some (Not all) of the stuff I'm into and have interests in things that I'm not really in to. That way we could have fun (Getting frustrated?) in trying to get eachother into the others' hobby. (Man, I worded that sentence terribly >.>) Oh and she'd have to know English. English is a must.
3. I choked on some cheesecake and my last words were: "Damn, this is a mighty fine cheesecake. GACK ACK."
4. Usually, I've been getting around 6-7 hours of sleep.
5.Um, marry Shred, screw Mizzo and adopt Ezzy. o-o