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So basically, my friend and I had gone to the local cinema to watch the newly released "Hunger Games". It was okay, though my friend and I were constantly comparing it to Battle Royale, being the critics that we are.After we had left the viewing room, we decided that the king-size cinema coke bottles had done a number on our bladders and we needed to relieve them quickly. So we went into the nearest in-building gentlemen's room and searched for our spots to do our business, we didn't really want to go next to each other so he darted for the last cubicle and left me with the only remaining option, the urinals.Now ya'see, I regret this. There was three urinals in total and two men had already occupied them, they both took the tactical movement of situating themselves as far away as they could from each other, so one took the one on the right and the other took the left, which left me with the middle. Now if you have been sandwiched between two guys with their dicks out, you'll kinda understand what I went through.So I thought "Fuck it, I really need drain the sea monster" so I took my place between these two men and began my journey, what I hadn't counted on was the fact that I would break out into spontaneous laughter due to the stress it put me through, and when I laugh, I tend to sway my head from side to side, which according to my friend who was gleefully watching me suffer said that "It kinda looked like you were laughing at their dicks". Suffice to say that it kinda explained why the two other men quickly left, leaving me to carry on giggling like a schoolgirl.
Haha! That actually made me laugh out loud! And I rarely laugh.
Quote from: Toffee on August 17, 2012, 03:31:48 AMHaha! That actually made me laugh out loud! And I rarely laugh.I have so many odd stories, I'm quite a reserved person, but that usually makes the scenarios more bizarre due to my reactions lol