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*There are no brakes on the rape train.*
“There was once a man who went to see a psychiatrist, crippled by a fear of flying. His phobia was based on the belief that there would be a bomb on any plane he boarded. The psychiatrist tried to shift the phobia but couldn’t, so he sent his patient to a statistician. The statistician prodded a calculator and informed the man that the odds against there being a bomb on board the next flight he took were half a million to one. The man still wasn’t happy, he sat there convinced that he’d be on that one plane out of a half a million. So the statistician prodded the calculator again and said ‘all right, would you feel safer if the odds were ten million to one against?’ The man said, yes, of course he would. So the statistician said ‘the odds against there being two, separate, unrelated bombs on board your next flight are exactly ten million to one against.’ The man looked puzzled, and said ‘that’s all well and good, but how does it help me?’ The statistician replied: ‘It’s very simple. You take a bomb on board with you.’ I told this to a grey-suited businessman from Leicester, sitting in the seat next to me, but he didn’t laugh at all. Instead, he called a stewardess and said he thought I had a bomb in my luggage. I had to tell the story again to the stewardess, and a third time to the co-pilot who came back and squatted at my feet with a scowl on his face. I’m never going to make polite conversation ever again.”
>.> School again tomorrow ;-;
Quote from: NekoJonez on May 13, 2012, 10:44:06 PM>.> School again tomorrow ;-;And I haven't even done any homework ;A;
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I have college tomorrow, therefore I need not conform to your "school". Booya
Quote from: Mr.PowPow on May 13, 2012, 11:48:39 PMI have college tomorrow, therefore I need not conform to your "school". Booya
Why do I keep posting random stuff here?
Quote from: NekoJonez on May 14, 2012, 12:39:07 AMWhy do I keep posting random stuff here?Not too sure if your stuff is random compared to everything else that is posted here lol
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