Arpegi
Chat => Random Bar => Topic started by: NekoJonez on May 16, 2013, 11:37:57 AM
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Tell the user above why they shouldn't touch the item they said.
Eg:
NekoJonez: There is a cat on the floor
Mizari: Don't touch it, it will eat your balls off. But there is a disc on the table.
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Don't touch it! It's a ripper blade from UT99. It'll cut your balls off.
There's a chainsaw on the lawn.
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Don't touch it, it activates by itself.
But there is a tree in the bathroom.
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Don't touch it, it's the scary tree from Harry Potter and it'll swing you around like crazy.
There's a doll in your couch.
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Don't touch it, it's possessed by a dick gnawing demon!
Oh hey, is that a guitar on the couch?
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Don't touch, it's actually an evil transformer.
A super cute kitty in the street.
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Don't touch it, its kawaii levels are over 9000!
There's a banana on the roof.
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Don't touch it, it was in my ass.
There's a dragon dildo on the cupboard.
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Don't touch it! Your mothers been using it. She likes her some dragon.
There's a cake on the floor.
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Do not touch it, it is but a lie!
There is a Kirby on the dancefloor.
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Don't touch it, it's hungry not horny!
There's a sloth under your bed.
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Don't touch it, call the police and have it arrested instead.
There's a little girl on a swing in the park.
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Don't touch, well you will be unable too since it's a ghost.
There is a barrel on the roof.
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Don't touch it! Just drink whatever is in it and just leave it up there.
There's a silhouette behind the curtains
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Don't touch - It's wet paint.
There is a paint can next to it.
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Donut touch that paint can.
There are unspeakable dangers residing within the murky paint waters.
There's a button that says "push here".
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Don't touch, it'll launch nuclear rockets everywhere.
There's a button next to that button that says "free candy".
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Do not touch, it's a Pedo Bear... Spawner.
But look, there is a laptop with porn over there. (>:D)
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DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING TOUCH THAT, IT'S A TARP.
But hey, real-life hot women waiting for you on your bed.
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Don't touch, it's a humanoid form of an alien that likes eating human flesh!
But hey look an emergency escape door.
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Don't touch that shit man, it leads into outer space where the hot, flesh-eating, alien women are.
But you know, there's a fire escape.
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Don't touch that it will let the fire escape!
Oh hey look there's a jar of dirt next to you
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Don't touch it. It's too dirty. (ah, puns)
Look, there is an Arpegi next to you.
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Don't touch it.you will get addicted to touching it over and over and over again
And on the side of your left you shall see a huge potato
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Don't touch it, you might demolish the town downhill with it.
There is a hobbit standing in front of you
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Don't touch it! It's a hobbit for crying out loud
There is a horny naked girl waiting for you in the next room
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Don't touch it's actually a detonator bomb
Thy doors in front of though opens to reveal a goat
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Don't touch it! It might have a black hole in its ass which might suck your hand in if you get too close.
There's a keyboard in front of you
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Don't touch it will magically transport into hell
Hey look a hammer
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STOP, IT'S HAMMERTIME (Okay, cheese)
Look there is a car.
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Don't touch it. It's driving over 200km/h and you'd get flung like a ragdoll.
Look, a grazing Zebra in the savanna
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Don't touch it, It's about to be eaten by a Lion that hasn't eaten in days
You see a hungry lion
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Don't touch it, it's f*cking lion for f*cks sake.
There's a Princess by the tree.
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Do NOT and I mean DO NOT!!!! touch.
She'll get kiddynapped and you'll have to risk your life trying to save her and will probably even die a few times
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Don't touch it! Nothing will suck you up into more nothingness.
There's a little girl eating ice cream.
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Don't touch, since it's the Corpse Party girl ;-)
Look there is a bomb.
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Don't touch it, it's a bomb! (well obviously but lol)
There's a rubber band here.
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Don't touch! I want it to flick at people
A girl is reading Twilight
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Don't touch, she is boring.
Look, there is a phone.
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Don't touch, It's mine
Look! It's a bird!
No! It's a plane!
No! It's SUPERMMAAAAANN
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Since you were unsure at first, you better don't touch it.
Look, it's a game.
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Don't touch it, it's Nintendo
There's an old lady trying to cross the street.
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Don't touch it! The woman is now a corpse
You are left stranded on an island with nothing but electricity and a single video game and system. A controller sits there all alone...
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Do not touch, it might be alive.
Look over there, it's a keyboard.
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Don't touch it! Its a friggin transformer (I mean the evil ones lol)
Oh look a shiny coin.
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Don't touch it, it'll blind you.
Look, a werewolf.
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Don't touch, it's from Twilight.
Look out, it's a car.
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Don't touch it it's actually one of megatron's minions
Hey look a banana
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Don't touch it. It's a secret weapon.
Check out that mushroom
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Don't touch it's a goomba
Eyyy look a rat
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Do not even try to touch. It's Splinter.
Look, your crush's logged in facebook account
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Oh god don't touch, it's infected with facebookherpes
Hey look! Piles of magnets!
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don't touch your hand is metal
Hey look a door
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Don't touch!
It's a gateway to hell.
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Don't touch a gateway to hell, it's a ... gateway to hell..
Yum, a bunch of apples
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Don't touch a gateway to hell, it's a ... gateway to hell..
Yum, a bunch of apples
Don't touch!
It's an apple possessed by a demon, once it's been eaten it will take over your body and be free.
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It's a demon possessed apple that will take over your body when eaten.Y u attempt to touch?
Hey look it's a butterfly
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Don't touch it, It'll evolve into a human hating dragon in a few seconds!
Hey look a sword.
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Don't touch it's a cursed sword that needs you to slay people who trust you to become stronger and properly usable.
Whoa looky there a pokeball
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Don't touch! It's a missingno and your game will freeze.
Ohey, an amazing horse.