Author Topic: A non-serious roleplay (Read 182888 times)

Apokura · « **Reply #750 on:** October 26, 2012, 10:02:31 PM »

Quote from: Muddymaster on October 26, 2012, 09:51:06 PM

MUDDY is hurt by dig!
MUDDY releases his stored energy from bide!
B.MUDDY took 160 damage!

Muddy 70/150
B.Muddy 10/170

Heehee, bide doubles the attack you just did~

But it was supposed to hit only two turns later! But who cares?
B.MUDDY used BRAVE BIRD!
*B. Muddy jumped as high as the ceiling with the sheer force of his legs, before soaring down on Muddy, dealing damage!
MUDDY HP:0/150
B.MUDDY was hit by recoil!
B.MUDDY HP:0/170

Muffin · « **Reply #751 on:** October 26, 2012, 10:10:14 PM »

Huh...
So...Who won?

Apokura · « **Reply #752 on:** October 26, 2012, 10:16:42 PM »

B.Muddy:We'll just call in a tie. *Points towards his own muscular stomach.* Now get in here so I can take your powers and go beat Yddum.B

Muffin · « **Reply #753 on:** October 26, 2012, 10:23:50 PM »

No way! We tied!
And besides, the last time I saw someone getting into another person's stomach, this ugly thing appeared:

(click to show/hide)

*Shivers*

Well, y'know, we could team up or something. o.o

Apokura · « **Reply #754 on:** October 26, 2012, 10:29:32 PM »

B.Muddy:...Don't make me open my mouth and suck REAL hard!...Wait, that came out wrong...Well, you get what I mean. Teaming up ain't enough! For some weird reason, just teaming up awards like, half of the full power of absorbing! So get in me stomach or get ready for some ridiculous dance!

Muffin · « **Reply #755 on:** October 26, 2012, 10:33:20 PM »

DANCE.
NOW.

Apokura · « **Reply #756 on:** October 26, 2012, 10:42:55 PM »

Only if you dance with me! *Dances ridiculously and randomly.*

Muffin · « **Reply #757 on:** October 27, 2012, 03:03:12 AM »

*While B.Muddy was distracted by the dancing, Muddy was fleeing the scene*
Pant pant...What a psycho!...Good thing I got away...Pant...

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #758 on:** October 27, 2012, 03:08:46 AM »

*Pow eerily stands behind Muddy with a rapie look in his eye*

Hey there stranger, watcha doin in these waters?

Muffin · « **Reply #759 on:** October 27, 2012, 03:15:48 AM »

Just running away from a deranged psycho alternate dimension me that wants to absorb me.
How about you?

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #760 on:** October 27, 2012, 03:22:10 AM »

Oh you know, just lurking in alleyways, shanking people and then raping the corpses. Just a typical boring day.

Say, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

*holds out rag*

Muffin · « **Reply #761 on:** October 27, 2012, 03:24:28 AM »

*Sniff sniff*
Wait...I've never smelled chloroform before. o-o
So how would I...Know...?
*Falls asleep*

Apokura · « **Reply #762 on:** October 27, 2012, 03:38:18 AM »

*B.Muddy runs as fast as a fast thing, grabs Muddy's passed out body and runs away. Then he absorb Muddy, but seeing as Muddy's personality was stronger, Muddy overcame him and became exactly the same he was before the whole thing...Except 10x stronger.*

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #763 on:** October 27, 2012, 03:46:40 AM »

*Pow watches that and stares blankly*

....well shit.

BloodcatNS · « **Reply #764 on:** October 27, 2012, 03:48:47 AM »

*Boobies erupted everywhere, squirting painfully hot milk, enough to burn a whole village to the ground with a single drop.

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #765 on:** October 27, 2012, 04:12:08 AM »

*burning milk spills all over Pow's penis*

OHHH NOOO! ....not wait, this gives me an excuse to rub it off quickly

*rubs off the milk in a fappish kind of way*

Its okay, I'm just rubbing off the milk.....very thoroughly, don't want a single drop to remain, could be dangerous ya'hear!

NekoJonez · « **Reply #766 on:** October 30, 2012, 12:35:44 PM »

What in the name of unholy Minecraft Cows?

Muffin · « **Reply #767 on:** November 02, 2012, 09:10:22 PM »

NekoJonez · « **Reply #768 on:** November 02, 2012, 09:29:29 PM »

Muffin · « **Reply #769 on:** November 02, 2012, 09:37:02 PM »

...
*Licks a popsicle*

NekoJonez · « **Reply #770 on:** November 02, 2012, 09:38:27 PM »

* Steals that thingy and throws it *

Muffin · « **Reply #771 on:** November 02, 2012, 09:42:58 PM »

*MAkes another one using his icey powers and licks it*

NekoJonez · « **Reply #772 on:** November 02, 2012, 09:48:09 PM »

Cheater!

Muffin · « **Reply #773 on:** November 02, 2012, 09:50:41 PM »

*Makes one for ezzy too*

NekoJonez · « **Reply #774 on:** November 02, 2012, 09:54:55 PM »

Yay! Now I can live happily.

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Author Topic: A non-serious roleplay (Read 182888 times)