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[PriomBlazer]

select forehead in paint and shrink it

Instruction unclear got d*ck stuck in refrigerator.

Head smaller, arms longer.

well I can make the arms longer. But how do I make the head smaller at this point?

That's your problem, not mine.

Also make the upper torso thinner.

Fear enough I suppose.

[Kiss x Miz]

select forehead in paint and shrink it

Instruction unclear got d*ck stuck in refrigerator.

My attempt on paint actually turned out quite nice

[senpai_FisT]

Someone speak French here? Could I persuade you take 15 mins of your time to write down what the lyrics in this song mean?

[PriomBlazer]

Pink blushes make everything better huehuehuehue

[Kiss x Miz]

Someone speak French here? Could I persuade you take 15 mins of your time to write down what the lyrics in this song mean?

Basically he loves someone and continues to sum up all the things he'd do for them. My French is a bit rusty and some of his slurred lines aren't helping.

I think I heard something along the lines of "I'll shoot the ones who think we're crazy" and "I offer you some pie and (you?) a song".

Also a lot of love love love love for his love

[senpai_FisT]

Ayy that's good enough Miz, thanks. Just wanted to check if it was something like Tool's "Die Eier Von Satan", which is a gritty industrial metal song with vocals that wouldn't be out of place if it was said at a Nazi Rally.

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The reality? It's a weed cookie/cake recipe. No eggs.

[Kiss x Miz]

AND NO EGGS!

*crowd cheers*

[PriomBlazer]

ah cake recipes and love. Gotta love how strictly the french follow their racial stereotypes.

[senpai_FisT]

The TOOL song is in German

[PriomBlazer]

The TOOL song is in German

Ok, makes more sense. Describe how Satan comes into all this though.

[Kiss x Miz]

Updated my shrine's specs:

Operating System
   Windows 10 Home 64-bit
CPU
   Intel Core i7 6700K @ 4.00GHz   
   Skylake 14nm Technology
RAM
   32,0GB Dual-Channel Kingston HyperX Savage DDR4 @ 2666MHz (15-15-15-36)
Motherboard
   ASUSTeK COMPUTER INC. MAXIMUS VIII HERO (LGA1151)   
Graphics
   PLE2407HDS (1920x1080@60Hz)
   3071MB NVIDIA GeForce GTX 780 TI (MSI)   
Storage
   238GB OCZ-VERTEX4 (SSD)
   2794GB Western Digital WDC WD30EZRX-00DC0B0 (SATA)   
     931GB Seagate ST31000340SV (SATA)   
Optical Drives
   Optiarc DVD RW AD-5240S
Audio
   SB Recon3D PCIe

[Light]

Not really digging the legendaries' designs this time around.

oh god the starters also look terrible

[senpai_FisT]

Can't blame them. Their creations get more and more contrived as they have an obligation to not create Pokemon that look too similar to ones that already exist.

Miz, do you have a plans to upgrade to a 1080 when it comes out? It's bit costlier than the 980 but it reportedly runs faster that two 980's in SLI. No real in game benchmarks yet though.

[PriomBlazer]

Not really digging the legendaries' designs this time around.

oh god the starters also look terrible

I actually sorta like the fire starter though...

Also the legendaries look like evolved forms of glyscor and that gen v pokemon I don't know the name of.

[Kiss x Miz]

Miz, do you have a plans to upgrade to a 1080 when it comes out? It's bit costlier than the 980 but it reportedly runs faster that two 980's in SLI. No real in game benchmarks yet though.

I don't really trust the current benchmarks as they claim Titan X is stronger than a 980 ti, which it's not.
I was planning to save up for another 780 ti for SLI as they're probably a lot cheaper now.
I reckon their combined power would be about 75% as that of a 1080, which will be more than enough for a long time.

[devon]

I still rock late-00's tech, although month by month my motherboard is starting to fail me.

First the onboard sound card dies, then the onboard Network Controller dies, both of my 4 gig ram sticks die and now my onboard USB3.0 ports are getting finicky.

It's a little bit to wait for AM4 to be released though, so maybe I'll save up for new tech.

[Cupcake Fury]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/283640/
Can't wait for its release, have been wanting to play it for so long but no PS Vita

[PriomBlazer]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/283640/
Can't wait for its release, have been wanting to play it for so long but no PS Vita

This looks pretty neat.

[Cupcake Fury]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/283640/
Can't wait for its release, have been wanting to play it for so long but no PS Vita

This looks pretty neat.

From what all I've heard its basically a 2D souls game but most weapons are viable

[PriomBlazer]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/283640/
Can't wait for its release, have been wanting to play it for so long but no PS Vita

This looks pretty neat.

From what all I've heard its basically a 2D souls game but most weapons are viable

ya, it's easy to tell that it's a souls-like just by looking at the trailer.

[Swagmaster]

Honestly at this point, Pokemon doesn't need to create 100-150 more Pokemon per game. There are already every kind of Pokemon you could need from the previous 700, they can get away with only 30-40 new ones, another 5 or so legendaries, and a bunch of old ones mixed in per game. I agree largely with the opinion that Pokemon just keep looking worse as the years go by

[Kiss x Miz]

If only they wouldn't need to worry about lawsuits, political correctness and being child friendly.

[devon]

I never got to play Gen 6, but I really liked Gen 4 and 5.

People have rose tinted glasses for Gen 1, but it's shit.

[Kiss x Miz]

True, Gen 1 lacks variety and wasn't worked out very well.

[PriomBlazer]

Gen 1 is just outdated. There's a lot of problems that the later games fix that just spoil the experience.

With that being said, Gen 2 is the definitive best Pokegen.