Fun Friday Five: Thirteen is the less than magic number.......

[Mr.PowPow]

Looks like I was chosen again, I'm just so popular it seems.
Regardless I'll make sure that I won't have one for a while after this :p

Rules:
1.Before the week ends the selected host must select a host for the next FFF. In the event the proposal is refused and a new host cannot be found then guess what? You go again :3
2.The participants may only answer the five questions presented to thee by th host. Participants may not answer questions not asked by the host. Still pretty easy right?
3. I, NekoBot, creator of the event request that all participants have fun. So please refrain from putting others down, using discriminatory language to offend others, and intentional racism is prohibited.

So here are my five questions (yet again) for this week!

FIVE MOTHER FOOKIN FLIPIN' QUESTIONS YALL!

1. What are you most proud of?

2. Worst illness/injury you have ever had?

3. If your penis turned green, how would you feel about that? (If you are a girl, then the same question but with the added fact you have grown a penis. Fun, fun, fun~)

4. How popular do you consider yourself? This applies to either online or in real life (or both if you wish)

5. Have you ever read something online that literally made you want to facepalm or puke in disgust, if so then write it down here. (If its too graphic, then put it in a spoiler)

[NekoJonez]

1) My ability to entertain.
2) Broken lip.
3) ET PHONE HOME!
4) Online: More popular then I might think.
    RL: Depends. Really depends.
5) You DON'T want to know. T^T

[Cupcake Fury]

1. I feel nothing.

2. I dun know but for some reason I remember falling down and my knee got stuck in a hole and it was realllllly bad, from my memory it looked all fucked up and I don't think it was a dream as I remembered that years ago..

3. I would ask a gal if she would like a apple Popsicle :3

4. Not very.

5. Not really, nothing is that bad for me.
EDIT: God dammit jonez you beat me D:

[senpai_FisT]

1. What are you most proud of? Strength and resistance. I am an unrelenting force in a fistfight.

2. Worst illness/injury you have ever had? Penis infection. Glad to have got ridden of it.

3. If your penis turned green, how would you feel about that? (If you are a girl, then the same question but with the added fact you have grown a penis. Fun, fun, fun~) I'd probably fap till it changes to blue.

4. How popular do you consider yourself? This applies to either online or in real life (or both if you wish) Not 'popular' at all but I think I'm better off without 'friends'. (Been a long time since an honest one.)

5. Have you ever read something online that literally made you want to facepalm or puke in disgust, if so then write it down here. (If its too graphic, then put it in a spoiler) Most of le rage comics on 9gag and reddit. SWAG posts.

[dark 5FVD]

1. What are you most proud of?

My class/ having an xbox 360 and the first xbox

2. Worst illness/injury you have ever had?

My hole back was open due to roses.

3. If your penis turned green, how would you feel about that? (If you are a girl, then the same question but with the added fact you have grown a penis. Fun, fun, fun~)

I would freak out. FREAK OUT I TELL YOU

4. How popular do you consider yourself? This applies to either online or in real life (or both if you wish)

I'm pretty popular on school. on the internet IDK

5. Have you ever read something online that literally made you want to facepalm or puke in disgust, if so then write it down here. (If its too graphic, then put it in a spoiler)

Yes an update of a girl telling she isn't a girl but she has boobies and ... the rest is way too bad to say

[Kiss x Miz]

1. What are you most proud of?
The size o... My ability to help people
2. Worst illness/injury you have ever had?
My right leg once got damaged so badly, it was broken in 3 places and most of my skin was either black or gone
3. If your penis turned green, how would you feel about that? (If you are a girl, then the same question but with the added fact you have grown a penis. Fun, fun, fun~)
I'd feel slightly worried along with a minor urge of going to the doctor right away.
4. How popular do you consider yourself? This applies to either online or in real life (or both if you wish)
More popular than I expected while I'm actually trying not to be popular at all.
5. Have you ever read something online that literally made you want to facepalm or puke in disgust, if so then write it down here. (If its too graphic, then put it in a spoiler)

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I saw a video about 2 guys cutting off the ear of a little girl's corpse that had been rotting in a dumpster for 2 weeks. New things get posted on that site weekly. www.bestgore.com. If you can handle the worst horror/massacre movie, this is still a lot worse.

[Light]

1. I have no idea
2. My legs were scratched and bitten by dogs. Not really anything serious though; didn't even need any stitches.
3. Surprised and alarmed
4. So so
5. Dorei Shijou no Ou no Nichijou (NSFW)

[Swagmaster]

1) My athleticism and my work ethic.

2) The spleen injury

3) Uhmm... Uhh.. Yeah... Uhhhmmm.. 911? We have an emergency here...

4) RL: Quite popular without even trying to be... I'm a naturally lovable guy
    Online: Not so much... I guess I have to actually try to be popular online, mostly because I am better with face-to-face interactions

5) No... I try to stay away from that kind of stuff...

[Caster no Mae]

1. What are you most proud of?

-My Dog, and My Collection of not Virtual Doujins

2. Worst illness/injury you have ever had?

-a Cut all the way to the bone to my left leg

3. If your penis turned green, how would you feel about that? (If you are a girl, then the same question but with the added fact you have grown a penis. Fun, fun, fun~)

-oh my my my~

4. How popular do you consider yourself? This applies to either online or in real life (or both if you wish)

-RL not too much got whooping 3 friends Online to some extend

5. Have you ever read something online that literally made you want to facepalm or puke in disgust, if so then write it down here. (If its too graphic, then put it in a spoiler)

talking with Jonez every once on a while
stuff in 4chan
a blog about a person reading twighlight, the very concept
some of the Porn Ive red makes me want to puke
my Social life has such points
my online life in general has such points
/d/
/b/
Trolls
life
animal abuse
idiots
Faggots
my mom trying to use Computahs
USA and news I hear of it

[NekoBot]

1. Surviving
2. A snowboarding accident that shredded away all the skin on the top of my right hand. Has rendered my hand numb and flexible (meaning, say of we played 'crush Fha fools hand and see who cries mercy' you can not only squize my hand until your worn out but you can also move around everything in my hand and I wont feel a dammed thing. Of course, I can still use my hand)
3. I dont know
4. I was once popular in life and now am not because of people leaving and not caring, online, in someplaces I can be either extreamely popular or insignificant, on arpegi I feel on a popularity scale, of 1-10, I'm maybe a 5.
5. So many times

[Toffee]

1. What are you most proud of?

- My hair. And the fact that I'm smart but I choose to live a dumb lifestyle.

2. Worst illness/injury you have ever had?

- Probably when I was 12 and I tripped and fell and gouged out a 1 inch wide and 1/2 inch deep chunk of meat from my knee. The blood was SO RED but I didn't feel any pain because I think the nerves were cut along with the meat.

3. If your penis turned green, how would you feel about that? (If you are a girl, then the same question but with the added fact you have grown a penis. Fun, fun, fun~)

- Wait... Isn't YOUR penis green? I though a green penis was normal...

4. How popular do you consider yourself? This applies to either online or in real life (or both if you wish)

- Popular enough so that my best bros group could hang out with other friends within a close circle.

5. Have you ever read something online that literally made you want to facepalm or puke in disgust, if so then write it down here. (If its too graphic, then put it in a spoiler)

- I feel nothing when I read or see anything online. My sense of disgust has long since scarred away to an unfeeling sense of indifference.

[TyranBrûlée]

1. What are you most proud of?
Pride is for loonybins! And not the good kind!
2. Worst illness/injury you have ever had?
Da wun dat wentuh strate truu mah hart </3
3. If your penis turned green, how would you feel about that? (If you are a girl, then the same question but with the added fact you have grown a penis. Fun, fun, fun~)
a) YAY I GOT A PENIS. b) This is boring and green. Might as well castrate it
4. How popular do you consider yourself? This applies to either online or in real life (or both if you wish)
irl: Objective and intuitive. Internet: One big messball of hsidsjdasdas with a dash of sdiflsjdfpdsfhosdfsof
5. Have you ever read something online that literally made you want to facepalm or puke in disgust, if so then write it down here. (If its too graphic, then put it in a spoiler)
I'm the definition of facepalm and puke-causers!

[Muffin]

1. I got 43/45 questions right on the maths part of my entry exam!
2. Twisted my ankle when I was 8. I rarely get hurt. o-o
3. "Awesome, I'm becoming the Hulk!"
4. Not so popular.
5. Some very bad creepypastas.