*Shoots Mud**Blocks the bullet with his half-eaten powdered donut*
* BURP. *That's bad manners, young man!
*Shoots Jonez for burping**Throws his half-eaten powdered donut in front of jonez, saving him from the bullet*
*farts quietly in the corner, while crying wearing a sombrero*BAD MANNEEEEEEEERS.
* Helps Muddy to lessen the pain by raping him. *fix'd
*Shoots Powpow in face*GAR!
BOOBIES! I PUT BOOBIES EVERYWHERE!!!!!q11111jaWhat?! No! Get these boobies off of me! D:
NEVAH!!! THEY SHALL FOREVER REPLACE YOUR MANBOSOMS!!D:
*Runs away*Don't leave me here alone with this madman!
THOU SHALT NOT GO OUT OF MY SIGHT!*Stares quietly*
*A mountain of breasts block Hi's way. (Lolhighway)
Stand aside, I shall handle this!*Muddy looks at his chest*
*raises hands to the mountain of boobies in a very epic kind of way*
POONTAH!!!!
*as the voice echos throughout the area the boobies turn into anuses*
......yay~
I had no idea you were a woman o_oStand aside, I shall handle this!*Muddy looks at his chest*
*raises hands to the mountain of boobies in a very epic kind of way*
POONTAH!!!!
*as the voice echos throughout the area the boobies turn into anuses*
......yay~
Whew...At least they weren't affected...It would kinda disturbing if they were...o-o
Wait, doesn't that mean your moobs are anuses now?
Stand aside, I shall handle this!*Muddy looks at his chest*
*raises hands to the mountain of boobies in a very epic kind of way*
POONTAH!!!!
*as the voice echos throughout the area the boobies turn into anuses*
......yay~
Whew...At least they weren't affected...It would kinda disturbing if they were...o-o
*Everything goes back to normal*Yes!
"Oh, forgot to mention. Muddy still has ass boobs."Goddammit. >.>
*Muddy respawns, 100% normal*
*Is 100% bored, also.*
o-o
D:*Muddy respawns, 100% normal*
*Is 100% bored, also.*
o-o
* Gives Muddy 100% more boredom. *
That makes it 200%Pick door 7!
OMG YOU CAN GET THE BEST ENDING!
AND CURTAIN NUMBER 2That makes it 200%Pick door 7!
OMG YOU CAN GET THE BEST ENDING!
AND CURTAIN NUMBER 2That makes it 200%Pick door 7!
OMG YOU CAN GET THE BEST ENDING!
AND GIFTBOX 10AND CURTAIN NUMBER 2That makes it 200%Pick door 7!
OMG YOU CAN GET THE BEST ENDING!
And chest 4
Not forgetting about envelope 1AND GIFTBOX 10AND CURTAIN NUMBER 2That makes it 200%Pick door 7!
OMG YOU CAN GET THE BEST ENDING!
And chest 4
Oh no, of course not. But let's not put our minds off book 21.Not forgetting about envelope 1AND GIFTBOX 10AND CURTAIN NUMBER 2That makes it 200%Pick door 7!
OMG YOU CAN GET THE BEST ENDING!
And chest 4
*Stares at Ezzy and Bluddy, highly confused*T^T You combo breaker.
* Suddenly... sand, everywhere. **Muddy crawls around desperately*
WHY Y SO RANDOM?WYNAUT?!
RP in and RP.*Scratches head*
* Picks up Creamsicle with his tail. *Wow, that is such a strong tail you have. o.o
WHAT?
Uh-huh. Tail.Yes, tail.
penis
EEDWAAAAAAAAAAARD
WHY U PUKE!? EDWARD IS CUTE!EEDWAAAAAAAAAAARD
* Pukes *
LEMONS AND CREAM!~FU-SION.
Jonez: ... What are you doing to my brother...?
*shoves lemons down Jonez's throat*Protecting him from that. o-o'
*turns Loth into a homosexual lemon**Hides behind a bush*
*Turns lemons into boobies*Touche~
*pukes them back up
*Shoves them back down
Ew...
*looks away*
*Revives him for real this timeo-o
BOOBY SHOVED:
Leaves for a vacation .*Dramatic farewell*
*dies encoreo.o
*gets upD:
*dies again
>:D this topic is protected from deleting.*Is confuzzled*
NEVER!DITTO
* Dances around in victory. *NEVER!DITTO
*Skrlx strst mkng dbstp*Jonez: Tsk tsk tsk. Wrong move. * Stabs Skrlx till he is dead. *
Jonez: * Grins. * Well well well... Mister Lemon.
*licks Jonez once more*
D:*Pokes your eye out*
* Pokes out your eyes out TWICE. *D:*Pokes your eye out*
*Licks Austin's toungue
Y U COPY MEH??
*Licks Jonez in superiority*
*Licks Creamsicle(http://www.10buckdinners.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Creamsicle.jpg)
*licks MuddyMuyuko*
D:D:<
*Licks you again
Zana: --" Licking females is... EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWYou said it! *Hi-5*
Zana: D: Ello Muddy! How are you~~~Heya there Zanny! I'm fine, how about you?
Zana: I wanted to shop with the sisters~~~ Karen & Nanthy are waiting for me.Ooh, that sounds like it'll be fun!
Jonez: What does an evil science organisation that specializes in DNA messing stuff say?I bet the organisation would love my powders. o.o
??: Moi.._.'
BOOBINESS EXPLODING EVERYWHERWA BOEIPAEGUIAEBDFUIPB(GWUO{EDBGIPUSFIDG BIASFB PIUB FDBAPSFIGJADFG
SDJGBO
Okay *Takes Jonez tongue and make him lick Austin*
your tongue!
*Raeps mudi in hiz sfe plce*([OoC] Keep Dolan in the Dolan RP plz)
Austin: How bout we turn this RP into an actual non-serious story^^This! Please!
*Jimmy walks to a bar and orders a drink**Stares oddly at the raticate*
*Ezzy becomes Drezzy, an evil version of Ezzy with a D.**And an "R"*
Boobiness erupts everywhere.*Feels chest*
On an unrelated note, CHLORA SHALL RETURN!
* Everything goes to normal. *Nanthy!
Nanthy: Mud mud :3
Jonez: Yesh, me... Vantiem... Who I see as my dad... and Suma... Gamblore... my real dad... He is... I dunno... Somewhere... But the fatherly figure is Vantiem now...Ah...I, uh, see...But don't worry, I' sure he's around, somewhere...
James: I like pie, I don't know if that counts for anything*Hands you a slice of blueberry pie*
Zana: Brother... You ruined the moment =PAh, come on, he's just hungry. ]=
Sofiel: How is life uncle Muddy..?Just fine and kinda boring and stuff...
[OoC] When did this turn into a story?Yo face.
*rocks back and forth in a corner while holding several peaches in both hands*C-can I have one?
A...a..anyone want a peach? a peach? a nice juicy peach that you could eat on the beach?!
Jonez: * SIGHS. * ... * Follows the trail. **Follows closely behind Nezzy*
*The still heavily bleeding man is shooting at the aliens, as he runs out of ammo and throws his handgun at the head of one of them.* Well...shit.Oh look, we caught up!
Jonez: I have been looking for another dragon... for years now.Ah, I see...But...Don't keep your expectations too high, okay?
*Giant Reflector Dragon roars in amusement.**Stares at it*
*Giant Reflector Dragon waits, while reflecting light back at the sun.**And thus, the ice age began*
Suddenly, a voice in the air. "I have captured Princess Fistina. If you want her back alive, prepare two thousand gold coins and bring it to the old observatory on top of Phantom Cliff.....No funny stuff, bring the gold, take the lass."*Yells: You can keep the princess! Her face bothers me!
*Yells: You can keep the princess! Her face bothers me!(I need some burn heal.)
falling asleep due to economyI am doing the very same O_O
falling asleep due to economyWait, economy class or the economy itself?
throwwww the CHEEEEEEEESE!!!!!BUT FIRST!! A bucket on the shopkeeper's head.
But :othrowwww the CHEEEEEEEESE!!!!!BUT FIRST!! A bucket on the shopkeeper's head.
*Throws a Shuriken at muddy's tiara.*Nooooooo!
And suddenly, the world transforms in your local Minecraft World.*Sets fire to a forest*
Too bad but this isn't a Beta world so the fire doesn't spread for ever.Ah, goddammit!
Jonez: Hehehehe~~~ Hold on. O.O How did Muddy respawn out of the boxed in area..... Uh-oh...Woo, I'm out!
FiST watches the mansion burn down to the ground..*Stares at fist staring at the mansion*
FisT : Mwahahahaha!
Jonez: T^T. Why you all destroy my houses.(http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/072/e/3/wynaut_pixel_art_by_dragonofeternity-d4snh28.png)
*Yddum appears, in a crazy-ass blow-everything-up mood.**Gabriel walks down the path of letting Apoc take control of Yddum*
The Crossroad of Fourth-Wall Breaking Destiny appears before Gabriel! Two signs, each pointing to a path, appear. The first one says, "take control of Yddum", while the other says "let Apoc take control of Yddum". Which one do you choose?
FiST : MWAHAHAAHAH! At last! I have invented a machine that will increase Arpegi's thread activity!That is one slow machine ya got there. o.o
*Turns toward a mysterious looking device, about the same size as him*
FiST : I press!
*Presses a large red button*
FiST : Now, I wait for results.....
FiST : MWAHAHAAHAH! At last! I have invented a machine that will increase Arpegi's thread activity!Note: No need for that machine. Just ask Jonez to make the fabled 18 + thread.
*Turns toward a mysterious looking device, about the same size as him*
FiST : I press!
*Presses a large red button*
FiST : Now, I wait for results.....
Yddum: I am here to DESTROY YOU ALL! 'Cept for Muddy, I'm gonna rape 'im! Teehee!Noooo! I'll do anything, just please don't rape me. DX
Note:This is otherworld Yddum...so if it's got nothing to do with Yddum at all, don't mind it.
Pow: Let it grow, let it grow. You can't reap what you don't sowwwwww....POWY, STOP SINGING AND HELP ME
its just one tiny seed, but its all we really need, so I say let it groooowwwwwwwww
Pow: Let it grow, let it grow. You can't reap what you don't sowwwwww....Yddum: That's happiness. BURN! *Takes out flamethrower, aims it at Pow and the seeds.*
its just one tiny seed, but its all we really need, so I say let it groooowwwwwwwww
POWY, STOP SINGING AND HELP METHERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR SINGING!
Yddum: That's happiness. BURN! *Takes out flamethrower, aims it at Pow and the seeds.*NOOOOO! NOW THEY WON'T TURN INTO SPERM PLANTS! T_T
Yddum: Hahaha, you're funny! *Takes out magic leather BDSM suit, which moves towards Muddy on it's own.*FREEZE!
Yddum: Aww, don't cry! I'll let you rape Muddy with me! :DPOWY, STOP SINGING AND HELP METHERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR SINGING!Yddum: That's happiness. BURN! *Takes out flamethrower, aims it at Pow and the seeds.*NOOOOO! NOW THEY WON'T TURN INTO SPERM PLANTS! T_T
*The suit is slightly slowed down by each ray*Yddum: Hahaha, you're funny! *Takes out magic leather BDSM suit, which moves towards Muddy on it's own.*FREEZE!
*Starts shooting ice rays tryng to freeze the suit*
What is happening here o.OYddum is obviously trying to rape.
GODDAMMIT WOMANYddum: Aww, don't cry! I'll let you rape Muddy with me! :DPOWY, STOP SINGING AND HELP METHERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR SINGING!Yddum: That's happiness. BURN! *Takes out flamethrower, aims it at Pow and the seeds.*NOOOOO! NOW THEY WON'T TURN INTO SPERM PLANTS! T_T*The suit is slightly slowed down by each ray*Yddum: Hahaha, you're funny! *Takes out magic leather BDSM suit, which moves towards Muddy on it's own.*FREEZE!
*Starts shooting ice rays tryng to freeze the suit*
Yddum:*Strikes at Muddy with a leather whip.* Stop that, bad doggy! >:D
I'm you. We're both you. Or rather, I'm a highly serious and intelligent version of you, as well as beautiful and, most of all, modest.Seeing as you're so smart, you must know the ABCs.
MUDDY is hurt by dig!But it was supposed to hit only two turns later! But who cares?
MUDDY releases his stored energy from bide!
B.MUDDY took 160 damage!
Muddy 70/150
B.Muddy 10/170
Heehee, bide doubles the attack you just did~
*ragequits**Muddy turns back to normal*
* Moustached gentleman moves at the speed of flying fists, hands Muddy a Nyan Cat cookie, and flies away.**Catgirl Muddy is slightly confused and tilts her head*
o.o What? Where is that pet?In the darkness which it merely adopted.
*bumps into muddy with a car**Muddy is sent flying into a wall*
* Sad Jonez only sighs and doesn't react. *=/
Jonez: * Sighs. * Too much negative stuff happened.Then have a video! Try to forget! Even if for a moment!
o.oSame thing here muddy....
*Muddy just stares, slightly confused*
*Suddenly a giant robot hand destroys the place we're in*no u
Muddy: ...Uhm, you're tho only one here that is way too big, Mr. Dragon...*Pow looks down at crotch*
Fist attacks the dragon at its weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!(pls get the reference)Silly Fist, that's not a Giant Enemy Crab! Dragons don't have a weak point!
(http://www.arpegi.be/Themes/freshlooks/images/dice_warn.gif) This dice roll has been tampered with!
Rolled 1d36 : 24, total 24
I was turned into a jelly by Miz.Awesome. Jelly is awesome. I'm jelly of you being jelly.
Penis
*dies deathBut then you're alive now!
I totally agree, but I think everyone knows that ²Let revive another RP. PM me for more details.
Naw, draw it.A masterpiece, if I dare say so myself.
I have a feeling you didn't draw it yourself. Since broken link.I did, I knew the link was broken but I didn't bother.