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Chat => Random Bar => Topic started by: senpai_FisT on March 11, 2013, 11:07:23 AM
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So, I saw this game on /b/ and I thought it would fit here on arpegi. What we do is take a name of a game and remove a letter from the title and post a one line synopsis about the newly titled game.
So, I'll start.
Pokemon: Ruby Edition -> Okemon: Ruby Edition
You play as a Jamaican ruby miner who's okay with everyting.
(Bonus example: Scribblenauts -> Scribblenuts; you draw different kinds of nuts and it comes to life.)
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Need for Seed: Hot Pursuit
Become a serial rapist and run from the police.
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Ark Souls
Prepare to sail
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The Walking Dad
Prevent your dad from taking people with him on his hikes
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Atelier Iris: Eternal Man
Play as a dude named Iris who can't die and spends her days making pretty art
idk
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Atelier Iris: Eternal Man
Play as a dude named Iris who can't die and spends her days making pretty art
idk
?
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Metal Gear Sold 2: Sons Of Libert
Sequel to critically acclaimed game Metal Gear Sold where Libert accidentally sells his ancestral metal cog. This time it's his twin sons who've made the same mistake.
Alf Life
Telltale's latest game featuring Alf's life.
World of War Raft
Gather your friends to build a raft and fight against other players who also built a raft.
Twisted Meal
In Warioware-like game, you use your 3DS stylus to twist various dishes in the world to score points.
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Shove Knight
Play as a knight who shoves other knights who get in his way.
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Hatful Boyfriend
Court the men in your life by attending to their headwear needs. Save yourself from the evil Professor Fedora!
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Watch DOS
An open world game where you can hack into every DOS computer in the world.
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BioSock
Footwear now grows from the ground, and they're taking over.
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Pokemon Omega Rub
Pokemon pet simulator with uncomfortably intimate touch mechanics
Angry Bids
a.k.a. Storage Wars The Game
Killer is Dad
Play as an assassin who is also a single dad raising his child (action/stealth/parenting simulator)
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Moral Kombat
The extreme game about people having a serious debate about their moral choices
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Phoenix Right
An RPG where you take the role of Phoenix, and every decision matters
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The Itcher
An RPG in which you slay magical beasts while constantly fighting the urge to scratch yourself.
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Ero Truck Simulator
Travel across the lands collecting people for massive orgies inside your ero truck.
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Ero Truck Simulator
Travel across the lands collecting people for massive orgies inside your ero truck.
I'd play that
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Doo: Hell on Earth
You're Earth's last line of defence against the infinite hordes of poop coming from the deepest pits of hell and your local sewers.
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Bile Black
A mysterious high school cult that worships demonic black bile.
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Light Simulator X
Live the life of Light and try to moderate the most dangerous forum on the internet.
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Bile Black
A mysterious high school cult that worships demonic black bile.
Which game were you actually referring to?
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Left 4 Dad
Four adventurers set out on a quest to find their dad.
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Which game were you actually referring to?
http://bibleblack.wikia.com/wiki/Bible_Black_%28series%29
Ass Effect
You play as a glamourous big booty model as he/she makes her way to the top of the galactic showbiz.
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Half Lie
You play as a stoner trying to convince people that you saved the world from aliens that invaded the planet.
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Mine Raft
The game for selfish gamers.
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Star Wars Battlefont II
This isn't actually a game. But you can now use the sequel to the nice flashy lasery font and code your own game!
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Dadbreed
Gotta become a dad somehow
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Lord of the Rigs Online
Heavy competition to Ero Truck Simulator but you also get to hit stray orcs for extra money.
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Heavy competition to Ero Truck Simulator but you also get to hit stray orcs for extra money.
I'm very curious for the DLC for that.
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Spy Ox
Same game, but everything goes a lot slower and you're not as cunning.
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All of Duty
Well, it's more then just the shooting bits.
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Fallout: New Vegs
In the aftermath of a global nuclear war, food is hard to come by. Keep your people fed by farming your new mutated vegetables!
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Age O' Empires
Just the pirated edition.
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Pa Day 2
Take your child to robberies day.
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Tran Simulator
Work your way up in Vietnam so you can eventually go to the USA and live like a king.
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iFamous
Apple's ridulously overpriced adventure about a guy
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Evil May Cry
Just the bad guys in therapy
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Virtua Fighter... OH WAIT.
Hal Reach.
HAL 9000 takes over the Covenant battle fleet and does what they were already gonna do. Except he kills EVERYONE.