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Title: Defend & Attack
Post by: NekoJonez on March 20, 2013, 11:04:43 AM
So, this is a new forum game I just made up during a boring class.

The goal here is to defend the user above (or yourself if you want it like that, ya dirty trolls) your post and then attack the user that will post next.

So for example:

User A:

"I defend X from Y with a boozaka."

"I attack the next user with a swarm of bees."

User B:

"I defend A from the swarm of bees by throwing honey to the other side of the place."

"I attack the next user with a sword."

So....

I attack the next user with a big book.
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on March 21, 2013, 10:15:42 AM
=.=

I defend myself with a helmet

I attack the next poster's ear with a wet finger
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: NekoJonez on March 21, 2013, 11:44:46 AM
I just block you with a shirt.

I attack the next poster with spam mail.
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: TyranBrûlée on March 23, 2013, 10:26:03 PM
I defend with Microsoft Outlook's multi-delete function.

I attack the next poster with the confusion of a spork invasion.
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on March 23, 2013, 10:28:03 PM
I defend myself with a knife invasion

I attack the next poster with a pirate ship
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: TyranBrûlée on March 23, 2013, 10:31:25 PM
I defend with [insert random devil fruit here]

I attack the next poster with a really high-pitched meow.
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on March 23, 2013, 10:39:56 PM
I defend myself with a fast car which drives away at a really high speed which streches the soundwaves making the meow less high pitched.

I attack the next poster with a streetsign
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: TyranBrûlée on March 23, 2013, 10:42:45 PM
I defend with responses using my own signs via
(click to show/hide)

I attack the next poster with interpretive dance movements.
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on March 23, 2013, 10:45:54 PM
I defend myself with "So you think you can dance" judges

I attack the next poster with a teddybear
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: TyranBrûlée on March 23, 2013, 10:47:53 PM
I defend myself with a grizzly bear.

I attack the next poster with a steampunk Hello Kitty android.
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on March 23, 2013, 10:49:06 PM
I defend myself with Steve Jobs' corpse

I attack the next poster with a really hairy dog
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: TyranBrûlée on March 23, 2013, 10:53:17 PM
I defend myself with a razor.

I attack with JUSTIN BEIBER (it was bound to happen).
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Muffin on March 24, 2013, 01:21:22 AM
I defend myself with THIS:



I attack with maths!

Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on March 24, 2013, 02:25:03 AM
I defend with my first year college maths degree

I attack with a hotdog
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Noob on March 24, 2013, 06:34:36 AM
I defend with my mouth (ate it)

I attack with a nuclear bomb
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Caster no Mae on March 24, 2013, 10:25:46 AM
I Defend with UNLOSING TYPHOON (credits if anyone gets this~~)

I attack with Fetish Fuel
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Muffin on March 24, 2013, 06:20:48 PM
I defend with Nightmare Fuel!

I attack with a submarine!
Quote from: Caster no Mae on March 24, 2013, 10:25:46 AM
I Defend with UNLOSING TYPHOON (credits if anyone gets this~~)
Zettai Hero Project...? I'm not sure it's actually from there but it does sound like something from it. o-o
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: PriomBlazer on March 24, 2013, 06:37:02 PM
I defend with my Whale!

I attack with my Waddly Penguin!
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on March 24, 2013, 10:35:49 PM
I defend with global warming

I attack with heavy literature
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: senpai_FisT on March 25, 2013, 12:05:02 AM
I defend with lack of sophisticated culture.


I attack with my prinnies, dood.
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Muffin on March 25, 2013, 12:08:02 AM
I defend with a catapult! >:D

I attack with Pedobear!
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: senpai_FisT on March 25, 2013, 12:20:17 AM
I defend with pedoclub membership.


I attack with Internet Explorer.
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Muffin on March 25, 2013, 01:03:05 AM
I defend wi- Woops, Internet Explorer crashed...I guess I don't have to defend now...

I attack with Chuck Norris.

Boom, I won.
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: PriomBlazer on April 05, 2013, 09:47:07 AM
pfft...I defend with Bruce Lee

I attack with Jackie Chan
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on April 05, 2013, 01:34:25 PM
I defend with Jet Li

I attack with filthstep
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Muffin on April 05, 2013, 07:39:02 PM
I defend with classical music!

I attack with gender-bending powder!
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: PriomBlazer on April 05, 2013, 08:22:45 PM
(click to show/hide)

And I attack with
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Muffin on April 07, 2013, 07:43:05 AM
N-no! Not Hideyoshi! The only thing invincible against gender bending! D:

I defend with a wedding ring and nervous confession!

I attack with a rubber hammer!
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: PriomBlazer on April 07, 2013, 08:10:28 AM
Quote from: Muffin on April 07, 2013, 07:43:05 AM
I defend with a wedding ring and nervous confession!
Why T.T

I defend your rubber hammer with my rubber duck!

I attack with bubble wrap! (you know you can't resist...)
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on April 07, 2013, 12:03:18 PM
I defend by cutting my hands off

I attack with my stumps
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: PriomBlazer on April 07, 2013, 12:08:26 PM
I defend with curiosity (which kind of stump exactly?)

I attack with McDonalds
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on April 07, 2013, 12:12:56 PM
Quote from: PriomBlazer on April 07, 2013, 12:08:26 PM
I defend with curiosity (which kind of stump exactly?)
The stumps I got from cutting my hands off :P

I defend with an empty wallet

I attack with Call of Duty
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: PriomBlazer on April 07, 2013, 12:25:15 PM
I defend with lousy shot!(as in I'm actually very bad at shooting especially one the 1st COD I never even completed it 'cause I s*ck.
I'm a tad bit good with assault rifles though)

I attack with SKYRIM!
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on April 07, 2013, 12:28:06 PM
I defend with my level 63 Nord

I attack a tax collector
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: PriomBlazer on April 07, 2013, 12:43:23 PM
Quote from: Mizari on April 07, 2013, 12:28:06 PM
I defend with my level 63 Nord

I attack a tax collector
I defend by not being a tax collector

I attack with a "with"
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on April 07, 2013, 12:46:35 PM
I defend my error by "this was intentional"

I attack WITH saggy boobies
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: PriomBlazer on April 07, 2013, 12:51:09 PM
I defend with censorship

I attack with OMNISLASH!
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on April 07, 2013, 12:53:51 PM
I defend with thick enough armor

I attack with body slam
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: PriomBlazer on April 07, 2013, 12:58:23 PM
Snorlax uses bodyslam

snorlax missed

Priom throws snorlax some leftovers

Snorlax happily uses rest

And now I attack with masterball.
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: NekoJonez on April 09, 2013, 11:48:11 PM
I defend with an earlier catch :D Mwhahahaha You can't catch Trainer's Pokémon :P

I attack with a tiger
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Joel16 on April 10, 2013, 12:06:30 AM
I defended with an army of hunters

I attacked with an M4A1
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Arikado on April 10, 2013, 12:12:08 AM
I defend with covering fire.

I attack with Shining Finger.
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Muffin on April 10, 2013, 01:40:26 AM
I defend with Shining Finger, A.K.A. Moeka Kiryuu!
(click to show/hide)


I attack by going back in time and killing your infant self.
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on April 10, 2013, 12:06:36 PM
I defend by going back in time to do your great grandmother

I attack with an infuriated kitty
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: NekoJonez on April 10, 2013, 11:29:48 PM
I defend with catnip.

I attack with a forced viewing of CatWoman.
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Joel16 on April 11, 2013, 04:21:32 AM
I defended using Batman

I attacked with a colony of bats
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Arikado on April 11, 2013, 09:27:20 AM
I defended with Vampire Killer.

I attack with a giant laser beam.
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: PriomBlazer on April 11, 2013, 09:38:21 AM
I defend with Gundam 00!

I attack with a banana!!!
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: NekoJonez on April 12, 2013, 12:18:07 AM
I defend with (a copy of the game) Monkey (Island)

I attack with a wither (Minecraft)
Title: Re: Defend & Attack
Post by: Kiss x Miz on April 12, 2013, 02:55:23 AM
I defend with... myself and a sword

I attack with BSOD
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