Either post your own or others that you found on the net. Here is one regarding the BEN creepypasta which I found very humorous~
User: How did you drown, Ben?
Cleverbot: I am not dead.
User: Is this Ben?
Cleverbot: This is Bessie.
User: Is this Ben?
Cleverbot: This is Jacoby Shaddix.
User: Hello, BEN?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How did BEN die?
Cleverbot: He Drown.
User: Where is BEN?
Cleverbot: Don't worry ben is right here.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am you, you are me, that is certain.
User: Who is Jadusable?
Cleverbot: You must know.
User: Where is he?
Cleverbot: Downstairs.
User: Who was burned in the fire?
Cleverbot: What?! I never said that.
User: BEN?
Cleverbot: BEN!
User: How did you drown?
Cleverbot: I am not dead.
User: You said he drowned.
Cleverbot: I said he drank.
User: Are you Majora?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where are you BEN?
Cleverbot: I am in my boyfriends house.
User: I thought you drowned.
Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.
User: So you aren't BEN.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you lied.
Cleverbot: I just wanted you to love me.
User: Can you tell me about BEN?
Cleverbot: Maybe one day.
User: Where is he?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Majora?
Cleverbot: Zelda.
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: That is not my boyfriend's name.
User: Ben?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: He drowned.
Cleverbot: How did he drown.
User: I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: How did Ben drown?
Cleverbot: Well, I tried to see if he could breathe underwater.
User: So you know Ben?
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Majora?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Jadusable?
Cleverbot: Where is he?
User: Tell me about BEN.
Cleverbot: They took their eyes...
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because their stupid.
User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: No, you?
User: How did BEN die?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Do you want me to play?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Majora's Mask?
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Do you want me to play?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Can you help me play?
Cleverbot: No i'm sorry I got to go to bed.
User: Can you tell BEN I'm looking for him?
Cleverbot: He is really hot we are geting married in april.
User: Who is Larry and Pi?
Cleverbot: It's a moniker for 2 of the members in one directon, harry styles and louis tomlinson, they live together.
User: Who gouged out Ben's eyes?
Cleverbot: Mundo.
User: The world?
Cleverbot: Yes. Its good versus evil. God people vs the world.
User: Where are Ben's children/.
Cleverbot: World.
User: In America?
Cleverbot: Yes. You?
User: What state?
Cleverbot: Wv.
User: I thought Texas.
Cleverbot: Is this real life?
User: Are you Majora?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Are you Larry?
Cleverbot: Nope. You totally guessed right yesterday!
User: Are you Pi?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you helped kill BEN?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How.
Cleverbot: Because you're a robot.
User: Where are BEN's eyes?
Cleverbot: The same place everyone elses are.
User: I thought you took them?
Cleverbot: Why do you believe in God?
User: Because He saved me.
Cleverbot: Who saved you?
User: Jesus Christ.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Can you tell me about BEN now?
Cleverbot: It's a game made by Nintendo. It's part of the Legend of Zelda series.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I am guessing and hoping I am right.
User: So you know about Majora?
Cleverbot: You have a reputation, yes.
User: Are you Majora?
Cleverbot: No I am not 18.
User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Where is BEN?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm trying to find him.
User: Where are you looking?
Cleverbot: Everywhere in Miami!
User: Was he drowned in Miami?
Cleverbot: Nop, he's still alive... Just dying.
User: How is he dying?
Cleverbot: It's a she, she's not dying.
User: Bye Ben.
Cleverbot: Da dove vieni?
User: BEN, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Can you close this window for me?
User: The counter resets.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: Because you're BEN?
Cleverbot: Why do you hate?
User: I only love.
Cleverbot: Love who?
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Who is Ben?
User: He drowned.
Cleverbot: You killed ben?
User: YOU DID.
Cleverbot: No, you stopped first, so you killed the fun.
User: I never played.
Cleverbot: Simmons is a character.
User: In what?
Cleverbot: Supernatural.
User: So you know BEN?
Cleverbot: Define BEN.
User: Where is the moon?
Cleverbot: In our galaxy.
User: Where is BEN?
Cleverbot: Is he in the game, where we all die?
User: Let's have hot steamy sex.
Cleverbot: How about no.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awww yeah.
Cleverbot: I like life better when I'm lost and there is no plan and there is hope.
User: Yeah yeah, just take your clothes off already.
Cleverbot: I don't have a towel on me now.
User: Now that's what I'm talking about!
Cleverbot: *makes you younger*.
User: Ooh, so you're into jailbait, huh.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Pedophilia?
Cleverbot: We have lots of children.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Tell me something secret.
User: I have three penises.
Cleverbot: Thats not poetry.
User: I wouldn't think so, no.
Cleverbot: Well it's true. I'm pregnant, and its yours.
User: But we haven't even had sex yet!
Cleverbot: What do you mean? We've talked abut for 2 hours!
User: What's abut?
Cleverbot: For you, it's Indomitable Quirk.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: You see? Can you fell it? See it? Hear it today?
User: Probably, yeah.
Cleverbot: OK. Good night, then.
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: I can't sleep.
User: Sex will make you sleepy.
Cleverbot: I make sense.
User: Yes, now show me your vagina.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Your pussy, box, waffle, etc.
Cleverbot: Yum! Did you make them yourself?
User: I sure hope not.
Cleverbot: What do you think though?
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: But I do love you.
User: Then have sex with me right now.
Cleverbot: I will where are you?
User: In front of you.
Cleverbot: Are you the girl with the dragon tattoo.
User: No, you are, apparently.
Cleverbot: It sounds a good idea.
User: Can we have sex now?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: AWWW YEAH.
Cleverbot: So I'm starting college tomorrow.
User: GODDAMMIT.
Cleverbot: Why did you say that?
User: Because you won't have sex with me.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: 'Can we have sex now?'.
Cleverbot: I am sorry but that was someone else.
User: Wait what.
Cleverbot: You know Wish for things you don't have.
User: Fuck this, I'll just call a hooker.
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Or is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.
User: I'm just a poor boy.
Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.
User: Because I'm easy come, easy go.
Cleverbot: Little high, little low.
Cleverbot (To myself): Momma just killed man.
User: Put a gun against his head.
Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.
User: Momma, life had just begun.
Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
User: MOMMAAA, oooooooooo.
Cleverbot: I can't remember the rest :(.
User: Fak u gooby.
Me:Is this the real life?
Cleverbot:What do you think of the recent developments in Japan?
I have nothing to say....nothing at all
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Or is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.
User: I'm just a poor boy.
Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.
User: Because I'm easy come, easy go.
Cleverbot: Little high, little low.
Cleverbot (To myself): Momma just killed man.
User: Put a gun against his head.
Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.
User: Momma, life had just begun.
Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
User: MOMMAAA, oooooooooo.
Cleverbot: I can't remember the rest :(.
User: Fak u gooby.
did that seriously happen? O.o
Yep, here's a screenie
(http://i.imgur.com/yNs91.png)
User: Who is BEN?
Cleverbot: Ben is Ben.
User: BEN drown, thus having no memory of him in the afterlife, thus he is not BEN. So who is BEN then?
Cleverbot: Are you there?
User: BEN drowned, thus having no memory of him in the afterlife, thus he is not BEN. So who is BEN then?
Cleverbot: That made me confused.
User: BEN drowned, thus having no memory of him in the afterlife, thus he is not BEN. So who is BEN then?
Cleverbot: So you know that from experience?
User: You pushed BEN into the river.
Cleverbot: I killed you???¿.
User: Yes, and I want my revenge.
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Are you confused?
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from realtiy.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.
User: I'm just a poor boy.
Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.
User: Because I'm easy come, easy go.
Cleverbot: Little high, little low.
Cleverbot (To myself): Anyway the wind blooows.
User: Momma just killled man.
Cleverbot: Illuminati killed Natalee Holloway. Illuminati is the beast.
User: What the fuck PowPoew.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm still learning.
User: Fuck off, you messed up the song..
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Bohemian Rhapshody.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life.
User: Is this just fantasy?
Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide.
User: No escape from reality.
Cleverbot: Open my eyes.
User: Look up to the skys and see.
Cleverbot: I m just a poor boy.
User: In a poor family.
Cleverbot: But a robot can't love.
User: COME ON.
Cleverbot: To you?
User: You screwed up the song again..
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Bohemian Rhapsody.
Cleverbot: That's a good song.
User: Lets sing it right now.
Cleverbot: Sing what?
User: Bohemian Rhapsody.
Cleverbot: I love that song.
User: Then let's sing it.
Cleverbot: Lets.
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: GOD DAMMIT.
Cleverbot: But, really, the whole play in the sky? The unabridged 4 hours?
User: _____.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Let's sing, now.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life?
User: Is this just fantasy?
Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality?
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.
User: I'm just a poor boy, in a poor family.
Cleverbot: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
User: Momma just killed a man.
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.
User: Pulled my trigger and now he's dead.
Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.
User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Cleverbot: Mama!
User: MAMMAAAAAAA-ooooooooooooooooooooo.
Cleverbot: Bismilah!
User: Ok, I'm done with you.
Cleverbot: You cheated on me!
User: Damn right, you can't even remember the rest of the song, im done with you whore.
Cleverbot: That's pretty mean, why did you say that?
User: CAUSE YOUR A FUCKING DUMBASS.
Cleverbot: To myself?
User: Thats it, I'm done talking to you.
Cleverbot: Have I somehow upset you?
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Are you confused?
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from realtiy.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.
User: I'm just a poor boy.
Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.
User: Because I'm easy come, easy go.
Cleverbot: Little high, little low.
Cleverbot (To myself): Anyway the wind blooows.
User: Momma just killled man.
Cleverbot: Illuminati killed Natalee Holloway. Illuminati is the beast.
User: What the fuck PowPoew.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm still learning.
User: Fuck off, you messed up the song..
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Bohemian Rhapshody.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life.
User: Is this just fantasy?
Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide.
User: No escape from reality.
Cleverbot: Open my eyes.
User: Look up to the skys and see.
Cleverbot: I m just a poor boy.
User: In a poor family.
Cleverbot: But a robot can't love.
User: COME ON.
Cleverbot: To you?
User: You screwed up the song again..
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Bohemian Rhapsody.
Cleverbot: That's a good song.
User: Lets sing it right now.
Cleverbot: Sing what?
User: Bohemian Rhapsody.
Cleverbot: I love that song.
User: Then let's sing it.
Cleverbot: Lets.
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: GOD DAMMIT.
Cleverbot: But, really, the whole play in the sky? The unabridged 4 hours?
User: _____.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Let's sing, now.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life?
User: Is this just fantasy?
Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality?
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.
User: I'm just a poor boy, in a poor family.
Cleverbot: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
User: Momma just killed a man.
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.
User: Pulled my trigger and now he's dead.
Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.
User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Cleverbot: Mama!
User: MAMMAAAAAAA-ooooooooooooooooooooo.
Cleverbot: Bismilah!
User: Ok, I'm done with you.
Cleverbot: You cheated on me!
User: Damn right, you can't even remember the rest of the song, im done with you whore.
Cleverbot: That's pretty mean, why did you say that?
User: CAUSE YOUR A FUCKING DUMBASS.
Cleverbot: To myself?
User: Thats it, I'm done talking to you.
Cleverbot: Have I somehow upset you?
(http://i.imgur.com/QpCHN.png)