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Title: Urban Dictionary
Post by: TyranBrûlée on June 10, 2012, 05:19:17 AM
Post the oddest, funniest, etc. posts you find on urban dictionary! :D
And please try to keep it clean :T I know that's a bit impossible for UD, but still, try.
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Title: Re: Urban Dictionary
Post by: Light on June 11, 2012, 03:41:19 PM
Jarvis is a Norman French surname (last name) linked to Saint Gervasius. Its latin meaning is "He who is skilled with a spear." Basically, "Jarvis" means "Bad Ass" or "Not to be Fucked with."

Never call him Travis or Gervais (from Survivor).
Everybody I know named "Jarvis" is a freakin' bad ass.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary
Post by: shredc0re on June 12, 2012, 07:54:35 PM
Forever new insult.

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Title: Re: Urban Dictionary
Post by: Arikado on June 12, 2012, 08:24:19 PM
Garbage Day
   
A day of death (either your own or somebody else's, metaphorically or literally). It can be said as part of trash talk or more fittingly as a war cry or victory cry.
The phrase is usually said without pronoun and is followed by a maniacal (although not hysterical) laugh. It is a reference to a non-intentionally hilarious scene in the shitty 1987 film 'Silent Night, Deadly Night II.'

Dead guy: Dude, you shot me by surprise, although I did have enough time to stand around and shout "huh? no!"
Murderer: GARBAGE DAY! *shoots to kill, then looks at gun with new found admiration* Muha-ha ha-ha-ha.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary
Post by: Mr.PowPow on June 12, 2012, 09:24:30 PM

handshake rape
JUNE 7
when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip
Jonah: So man, how did that job interview go?

Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary
Post by: TyranBrûlée on April 22, 2013, 12:32:35 AM
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>Guilty of Tubeception.
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