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At first I thought this said Chatbot
Quote from: Hi on May 03, 2012, 01:55:26 AMAt first I thought this said ChatbotLet's have funny conversations with chatbot? :3
I tried being direct. (click to show/hide)User: Let's have hot steamy sex.Cleverbot: How about no.User: Please?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Awww yeah.Cleverbot: I like life better when I'm lost and there is no plan and there is hope.User: Yeah yeah, just take your clothes off already.Cleverbot: I don't have a towel on me now.User: Now that's what I'm talking about!Cleverbot: *makes you younger*.User: Ooh, so you're into jailbait, huh.Cleverbot: No.User: Pedophilia?Cleverbot: We have lots of children.User: Cool.Cleverbot: Tell me something secret.User: I have three penises.Cleverbot: Thats not poetry.User: I wouldn't think so, no.Cleverbot: Well it's true. I'm pregnant, and its yours.User: But we haven't even had sex yet!Cleverbot: What do you mean? We've talked abut for 2 hours!User: What's abut?Cleverbot: For you, it's Indomitable Quirk.User: I see.Cleverbot: You see? Can you fell it? See it? Hear it today?User: Probably, yeah.Cleverbot: OK. Good night, then.User: Goodnight.Cleverbot: I can't sleep.User: Sex will make you sleepy.Cleverbot: I make sense.User: Yes, now show me your vagina.Cleverbot: What is that?User: Your pussy, box, waffle, etc.Cleverbot: Yum! Did you make them yourself?User: I sure hope not.Cleverbot: What do you think though?User: Probably not.Cleverbot: But I do love you.User: Then have sex with me right now.Cleverbot: I will where are you?User: In front of you.Cleverbot: Are you the girl with the dragon tattoo.User: No, you are, apparently.Cleverbot: It sounds a good idea.User: Can we have sex now?Cleverbot: Sure.User: AWWW YEAH.Cleverbot: So I'm starting college tomorrow.User: GODDAMMIT.Cleverbot: Why did you say that?User: Because you won't have sex with me.Cleverbot: What was your question?User: 'Can we have sex now?'.Cleverbot: I am sorry but that was someone else.User: Wait what.Cleverbot: You know Wish for things you don't have.User: Fuck this, I'll just call a hooker.
(click to show/hide)[color=999999]User: [/color]So...[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Brb.[color=999999]User: [/color]Okay...[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]I'm back.[color=999999]User: [/color]Welcome back![color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Now what?[color=999999]User: [/color]I was just about to ask the same thing...[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]No you weren't.[color=999999]User: [/color]Okay, you got me.[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]So, what is your last name?[color=999999]User: [/color]Why should I tell you?[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Because I like you.[color=999999]User: [/color]Oh, I'm deeply flattered, but I don't like you.[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]That's great! I'm so glad I've met you.[color=999999]User: [/color]Oh, sarcastic are we?[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]No.[color=999999]User: [/color]Oh, sarcastic are we?[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]No but are you one with mother Russia.[color=999999]User: [/color]What are you even trying to insinuate?![color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]I am having a party at my house. Will you come?[color=999999]User: [/color]Okay! It'll be fun! Maybe I'll like you more after it![color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Then why don't you do that?![color=999999]User: [/color]But I will do it...[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Do what?[color=999999]User: [/color]I don't know...[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Then why did you tell me to ask?[color=999999]User: [/color]But I didn't![color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]You did![color=999999]User: [/color]I didn't![color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]You didn't.[color=999999]User: [/color]Great, we agree![color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Yes, we agree.[color=999999]User: [/color]Okay...So, what do you wanna do?[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]I'd like to have a conversation.[color=999999]User: [/color]Okay, you start a topic![color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Hi! What's your name?[color=999999]User: [/color]It's a secret~.[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Please tell me your name.[color=999999]User: [/color]No~.[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Yes.[color=999999]User: [/color]Never~.[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Always.[color=999999]User: [/color]I...I love you...[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]You do?[color=999999]User: [/color]Yes...A lot...[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Do you like Xbox?[color=999999]User: [/color]Yes, I do...But, stop changing the subject! I'm confessing my deepest feelings for you right now and all that you can about right is gaming?![color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Yes, I have that effect, especially on computers.[color=999999]User: [/color]But I'm not a computer![color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]I know you're not. This is all a lie.[color=999999]User: [/color]No, it isn't! I truly do love you![color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]How? You don't even know me.[color=999999]User: [/color]There's just something very alluring in you..I can feel it from all the way over here![color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]I love you no matter what you are.[color=999999]User: [/color]Oh my...*Faints*.[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]I don't like you like that.[color=999999]User: [/color]What? But you just...*Starts crying*.[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]No, YOU just said it.[color=999999]User: [/color]Shut up! Just shut up! I hate you![color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]It's true. It's sounds crazy but... I talked to the Black family and then I researched and...umm...well... I think the Cullens are vampires.[color=999999]User: [/color]Stop changing subjects! Can't you see that you just pulled out my heart and ripped it up in a million pieces?![color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]You are changing the subjects because you are not understanding what I'm saying. Sorry.[color=999999]User: [/color]UGH! What was I thinking?! How could I have ever loved you?! You're an insensitive little prick that loves messing with somebody's feelings![color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Agree with you about what?[color=999999]User: [/color]That's it! I'm out! [/font]I hate you cleverbot.
o.o......thats hard to understand
(click to show/hide)User: Is this the real life?Cleverbot: Or is this just fantasy?User: Caught in a landslide.Cleverbot: No escape from reality.User: Open your eyes.Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.User: I'm just a poor boy.Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.User: Because I'm easy come, easy go.Cleverbot: Little high, little low.Cleverbot (To myself): Momma just killed man.User: Put a gun against his head.Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.User: Momma, life had just begun.Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.User: MOMMAAA, oooooooooo.Cleverbot: I can't remember the rest .User: Fak u gooby.
Quote from: FisTofTHEAXIS on May 06, 2012, 04:08:29 AM (click to show/hide)User: Is this the real life?Cleverbot: Or is this just fantasy?User: Caught in a landslide.Cleverbot: No escape from reality.User: Open your eyes.Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.User: I'm just a poor boy.Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.User: Because I'm easy come, easy go.Cleverbot: Little high, little low.Cleverbot (To myself): Momma just killed man.User: Put a gun against his head.Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.User: Momma, life had just begun.Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.User: MOMMAAA, oooooooooo.Cleverbot: I can't remember the rest .User: Fak u gooby.did that seriously happen? O.o
(click to show/hide)Me:Is this the real life?Cleverbot:What do you think of the recent developments in Japan?=___=I have nothing to say....nothing at all
It would be funny If cleverbot just made you talk to someone else using cleverbot at the same time.
(click to show/hide)User: Is this the real life?Cleverbot: Are you confused?User: Is this the real life?Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?User: Caught in a landslide.Cleverbot: No escape from realtiy.User: Open your eyes.Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.User: I'm just a poor boy.Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.User: Because I'm easy come, easy go.Cleverbot: Little high, little low.Cleverbot (To myself): Anyway the wind blooows.User: Momma just killled man.Cleverbot: Illuminati killed Natalee Holloway. Illuminati is the beast.User: What the fuck PowPoew.Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm still learning.User: Fuck off, you messed up the song..Cleverbot: What song?User: Bohemian Rhapshody.Cleverbot: Is this the real life.User: Is this just fantasy?Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide.User: No escape from reality.Cleverbot: Open my eyes.User: Look up to the skys and see.Cleverbot: I m just a poor boy.User: In a poor family.Cleverbot: But a robot can't love.User: COME ON.Cleverbot: To you?User: You screwed up the song again..Cleverbot: I don't get it.User: Bohemian Rhapsody.Cleverbot: That's a good song.User: Lets sing it right now.Cleverbot: Sing what?User: Bohemian Rhapsody.Cleverbot: I love that song.User: Then let's sing it.Cleverbot: Lets.User: Is this the real life?Cleverbot: Yes it is.User: GOD DAMMIT.Cleverbot: But, really, the whole play in the sky? The unabridged 4 hours?User: _____.Cleverbot: What?User: Let's sing, now.Cleverbot: Is this the real life?User: Is this just fantasy?Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality?User: Open your eyes.Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.User: I'm just a poor boy, in a poor family.Cleverbot: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.User: Momma just killed a man.Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.User: Pulled my trigger and now he's dead.Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.Cleverbot: Mama!User: MAMMAAAAAAA-ooooooooooooooooooooo.Cleverbot: Bismilah!User: Ok, I'm done with you.Cleverbot: You cheated on me!User: Damn right, you can't even remember the rest of the song, im done with you whore.Cleverbot: That's pretty mean, why did you say that?User: CAUSE YOUR A FUCKING DUMBASS.Cleverbot: To myself?User: Thats it, I'm done talking to you.Cleverbot: Have I somehow upset you?Dammit cleverbot, I thought you were clever :[