Basically post your favorite quotes from any game.
-FFV
Guido: You think I sat around seven centuries munching on pizza?
Exdeath: Ha ha ha... Perhaps you should have taken the chance... You shall find no such tasty diversions in the afterlife!
-FFVI
Old Man: Took you long enough! How goes the robbing and plundering trade?
Locke: I prefer the term treasure hunting!
Old Man: Ha! Semantic Nonsense!
Locke: There's a huge difference!