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Title: Church of the Pow
Post by: Mr.PowPow on November 10, 2012, 05:31:54 PM: I'm establishing the Church of the Pow, because we must all love the Pow, embrace the Pow, stroke the Pow. The Pow hath fapped for our sins....sometimes without us knowing, but it is not creepy, it is through love that the shaft is stroked with such care. Though you may believe that I am he, but that is beyond the truth, the Pow is an entity of great Pow-er.

Join the movement of spreading the love!
(http://www.arcier.it/UserFiles/powpow.gif)
There is only one requirement for joining the Church of Pow, tis only that you accept his splooge. That is all~
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Kiss x Miz on November 10, 2012, 07:09:49 PM: I'm sure this'll attract all the girls.
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Mr.PowPow on November 10, 2012, 07:14:38 PM: Girls, boys, and whatever Brony is. It does not matter, anything with an anus will be accepted by the Pow <3
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Kiss x Miz on November 10, 2012, 07:17:07 PM: Will this faith be introduced to the general public in a gentle or rough way?
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Mr.PowPow on November 10, 2012, 07:20:19 PM: The Pow will use his witty charms to ease his way into the hearts of others, but for those who shield their hearts from the Pow.....he shall have to find entry through another way, and that way sometimes hurts a little~
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: dark 5FVD on November 10, 2012, 07:22:45 PM: Too bad that i don't believe in any religion and i don't like churches eather
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Mr.PowPow on November 10, 2012, 07:23:44 PM: My child, are you sure? We have cookies~
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: dark 5FVD on November 10, 2012, 07:25:11 PM: I don't care I'M SAYING NO!!!
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Muffin on November 10, 2012, 08:03:22 PM: I shall never join this church!
The flying spaghetti monster will forever be my deity! May his noodley appendage touch all!
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: O:\msg on December 23, 2012, 06:07:15 AM: I'm in!
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Mr.PowPow on December 23, 2012, 07:57:59 AM: Quote from: msg on December 23, 2012, 06:07:15 AM
I'm in!
You make the Pow happy, go forth and spread the splooge.
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: PriomBlazer on December 23, 2012, 08:36:29 AM: I would join but I'm already a Fallen Angel soo.....
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: TyranBrûlée on December 23, 2012, 01:59:31 PM: I can't believe you'd need all this attention.
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Mr.PowPow on December 23, 2012, 03:08:46 PM: Quote from: LaTyrannia on December 23, 2012, 01:59:31 PM
I can't believe you'd need all this attention.
Don't like it? don't post. In fact that sounds like the best solution for you.
but thanks for the attention ;)
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Cupcake Fury on December 23, 2012, 06:14:40 PM: I'm in!
SPLOOGE FOR ALL.
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Mr.PowPow on December 23, 2012, 08:10:06 PM: Yay, more members for the splooge collective.
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: O:\msg on December 23, 2012, 08:21:25 PM: I've been splooging all day in the name of the church of pow!
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Kiss x Miz on December 23, 2012, 09:28:05 PM: Always fap in direction of the UK, the land where his lord the Messiah's presence be. If you're in the UK, just fap straight down to the ground.
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Mr.PowPow on December 23, 2012, 09:50:28 PM: Quote from: Miserlychee on December 23, 2012, 09:28:05 PM
Always fap in direction of the UK, the land where his lord the Messiah's presence be. If you're in the UK, just fap straight down to the ground.
Kinda like how Muslims pray in the direction of Makkah, only with more fap.
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: dark 5FVD on December 24, 2012, 08:11:38 AM: euh it's mekkah (don't know how you write it and don't care)
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Apokura on January 11, 2013, 06:13:40 AM: Does the Church of the Pow want to teach the word to fap?
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: NekoBot on January 11, 2013, 07:02:49 AM: Quote from: Mr.PowPow on November 10, 2012, 05:31:54 PM
I'm establishing the Church of the Pow, because we must all love the Pow, embrace the Pow, stroke the Pow. The Pow hath fapped for our sins....sometimes without us knowing, but it is not creepy, it is through love that the shaft is stroked with such care. Though you may believe that I am he, but that is beyond the truth, the Pow is an entity of great Pow-er.

Join the movement of spreading the love!
(http://www.arcier.it/UserFiles/powpow.gif)
There is only one requirement for joining the Church of Pow, tis only that you accept his splooge. That is all~

Quote

I hate your religion lets fight for centuries and generations to come for absolutely no reason! Wooooo!

[Sarcasm]
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Mr.PowPow on January 11, 2013, 12:02:39 PM: Quote from: FireKuraWolf on January 11, 2013, 06:13:40 AM
Does the Church of the Pow want to teach the word to fap?
In perfect harmony, my child.
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: devon on January 11, 2013, 02:20:11 PM: Quote from: Mr.PowPow on November 10, 2012, 05:31:54 PM

(http://www.arcier.it/UserFiles/powpow.gif)
You saved that as a gif?

(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d30/Sailor_Silver_Star/Starry%20Skies/dokuro-chan_laugh.gif)
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Mr.PowPow on January 11, 2013, 07:06:04 PM: Quote from: devon on January 11, 2013, 02:20:11 PM
Quote from: Mr.PowPow on November 10, 2012, 05:31:54 PM

(http://www.arcier.it/UserFiles/powpow.gif)
You saved that as a gif?

(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d30/Sailor_Silver_Star/Starry%20Skies/dokuro-chan_laugh.gif)
It actually isn't even mine, I just found it. Why would -I- make an image? You mad bro?
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: devon on January 12, 2013, 03:41:25 AM: (http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d30/Sailor_Silver_Star/Starry%20Skies/dokuro-chan_laugh.gif)
Reposting for emphasis.
Title: Re: Church of the Pow
Post by: Mr.PowPow on January 12, 2013, 04:11:14 PM: Awesome and creative comeback

Oki, have fun with that =3