Author Topic: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1 (Read 5115765 times)

Toffee · « **Reply #14925 on:** November 28, 2012, 08:22:49 PM »

Welp, after a half week of no internet due to forgetting to pay the bills, I'm glad to be back with all.. of... you...

*crickets chirping*

... Hello?

Well, I'm off to masturbate then.

Muffin · « **Reply #14926 on:** November 28, 2012, 08:43:03 PM »

HAVE FUN TOFF

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #14927 on:** November 28, 2012, 09:55:33 PM »

A moment of silence for Toffee's underwear elastic....

Toffee · « **Reply #14928 on:** November 28, 2012, 09:59:34 PM »

Hey, when I masturbate, I do it all the way baby.

Seat elevated at just the right height, shutters closed, doors locked, speakers on moderately loud, fully naked, bottle of lotion on one side, and box of tissues on the other.

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #14929 on:** November 28, 2012, 10:03:52 PM »

I wish I put that much preparation into it, the best thing I ever did was used lotion and that was only on one occasion.....I say lotion, it was just mayonnaise :/

then again there was the false-tan incident too.

Toffee · « **Reply #14930 on:** November 28, 2012, 10:06:40 PM »

Trust me, finding the right lotion with the right viscosity will make all future masturbatory acts SO much more satisfying. Plus, it makes your penis smooth and supple which will definitely impress the ladies.

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #14931 on:** November 28, 2012, 10:08:09 PM »

good lotion requires money, and by the time I land myself in money I might as well just hire a hooker lol

Toffee · « **Reply #14932 on:** November 28, 2012, 10:12:41 PM »

You can get a bottle of good lotion for only $4 - $6.

I prefer this:

It's at the right consistency which means it's slippery but not too watery and clingy but not too sticky.
Plus it smells amazing. And leaves my penis flesh feeling smooth afterwards.

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #14933 on:** November 28, 2012, 10:17:12 PM »

I'll have to look around I guess, though I can imagine the reaction of walking into a store and only buying a bottle of lotion and the cashier looks me in the eyes as if to say "I know what you're gonna do" and I look right back at him/her as if to say "Yeah, well I'll be thinking of you"

Kiss x Miz · « **Reply #14934 on:** November 28, 2012, 10:43:18 PM »

I imagine this is what you guys would talk about if you'd have a pyjama party.

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #14935 on:** November 28, 2012, 10:44:31 PM »

Nah, there wouldn't be any talking, just some really intense eye contact and also a bottle of lube at the ready.

Toffee · « **Reply #14936 on:** November 28, 2012, 10:59:22 PM »

Quote from: Mizari on November 28, 2012, 10:43:18 PM

I imagine this is what you guys would talk about if you'd have a NO pyjama party.

Muffin · « **Reply #14937 on:** November 29, 2012, 02:45:40 AM »

Youtube comments are the best thing ever.

senpai_FisT · « **Reply #14938 on:** November 29, 2012, 04:32:32 AM »

If you're cheap or don't want to attract unnecessary attention, use olive oil.

Light · « **Reply #14939 on:** November 29, 2012, 07:53:30 AM »

"Unbirthing" is probably one of the most frightening things I've learned about ever.

senpai_FisT · « **Reply #14940 on:** November 29, 2012, 08:12:06 AM »

Quote from: ＬＩＧＨＴ on November 29, 2012, 07:53:30 AM

"Unbirthing" is probably one of the most frightening things I've learned about ever.

Quote from: The Internet

A kind of vore which one female character absorbs, forces, or consumes another character through their genitals

Light · « **Reply #14941 on:** November 29, 2012, 08:40:25 AM »

Pretty much. >_>

You could probably deduce that from the word's meaning alone though.

Caster no Mae · « **Reply #14942 on:** November 29, 2012, 11:20:05 AM »

Quote from: ＬＩＧＨＴ on November 29, 2012, 08:40:25 AM

Pretty much. >_>

You could probably deduce that from the word's meaning alone though.

there's Nice stuff like that too around here and there~~

O:\msg · « **Reply #14943 on:** November 29, 2012, 11:28:34 AM »

On the lube conversation - whatever you do, don't use Ann Summers "pleasure gel."
It's supposed to tingle or something, but some of us are alergic to it, and it f***ing burns!!! Painfully. And washing your penis in the sink just makes it burn more.

NekoBot · « **Reply #14944 on:** November 29, 2012, 11:43:32 AM »

What the hell I cant get a friggen break. Head injury then constantly having sleeping spells now I'm sick as hell >_<

Light · « **Reply #14945 on:** November 29, 2012, 12:04:09 PM »

Quote from: Caster no Mae on November 29, 2012, 11:20:05 AM

there's Nice stuff like that too around here and there~~

Don't remind me. :<

Kiss x Miz · « **Reply #14946 on:** November 29, 2012, 01:02:36 PM »

Quote from: msg on November 29, 2012, 11:28:34 AM

On the lube conversation - whatever you do, don't use Ann Summers "pleasure gel."
It's supposed to tingle or something, but some of us are alergic to it, and it f***ing burns!!! Painfully. And washing your penis in the sink just makes it burn more.

Try brown soap. You can pretend you have a late stage STD for a couple days. Also, inferno on the tip.

Muffin · « **Reply #14947 on:** November 29, 2012, 02:37:19 PM »

Light's avvie's are always the best. o.o

Toffee · « **Reply #14948 on:** November 29, 2012, 06:01:25 PM »

So...

this showed up when I googled "unbirthing"

Keep in mind this is the only forum safe one I've found.

Muffin · « **Reply #14949 on:** November 29, 2012, 06:05:48 PM »

TRIPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

News:

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