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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6850 on: June 13, 2012, 04:19:50 PM »
yolo ... you obviously lack originality. mean drake came up with it on a hot summer's day, bored out of his fucking mind.
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6851 on: June 13, 2012, 04:22:50 PM »
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6852 on: June 13, 2012, 04:25:35 PM »
My roommate is moving in tomorrow. I wonder what prank I should greet her with...
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6853 on: June 13, 2012, 04:28:40 PM »
pretend to be a Satanist. Adorn the room with candles and signs of the devil xD
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6854 on: June 13, 2012, 04:28:58 PM »
Quote from: Light on June 13, 2012, 04:25:35 PM
My roommate is moving in tomorrow. I wonder what prank I should greet her with...

Make a rig that when she opens the door, punches a dildo up her ass and yells a recorded message saying "SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!"
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6855 on: June 13, 2012, 04:34:02 PM »
Quote from: Mr.PewPew on June 13, 2012, 04:28:40 PM
pretend to be a Satanist. Adorn the room with candles and signs of the devil xD

I don't want to spend too much money. >_>

Candles and signs of the devils are pretty expensive nowadays.

Quote from: Toffee on June 13, 2012, 04:28:58 PM
Make a rig that when she opens the door, punches a dildo up her ass and yells a recorded message saying "SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!"

I don't know how to make a rig like that in short notice. :/

Also I don't have a dildo
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6856 on: June 13, 2012, 04:34:34 PM »
Quote from: Light on June 13, 2012, 04:25:35 PM
My roommate is moving in tomorrow. I wonder what prank I should greet her with...
Lucky bastard.
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6857 on: June 13, 2012, 04:38:02 PM »
Yes, well, she was the only one who agreed and whose interests are similar to mine. Not that I'm complaining or anything
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6858 on: June 13, 2012, 04:47:59 PM »
Say come in and slam the door closed when she will just enter?
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6859 on: June 13, 2012, 04:50:04 PM »
Quote from: NekoBlindshoT on June 13, 2012, 04:47:59 PM
Say come in and slam the door closed when she will just enter?
... That's not how you seduce a girl. :|
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6860 on: June 13, 2012, 04:51:56 PM »
I already have a girlfriend. I'm not trying to seduce her. >_>
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6861 on: June 13, 2012, 04:52:33 PM »
Make her something to eat and then say "Help yourself to nibbles, he was our favorite hamster......its what he would have wanted"
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6862 on: June 13, 2012, 04:54:03 PM »
RUN AROUND NAKED XD
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6863 on: June 13, 2012, 04:56:08 PM »
Quote from: NekoBlindshoT on June 13, 2012, 04:54:03 PM
RUN AROUND NAKED XD
That's not actually a prank. It's humiliating. :|

Quote from: Light on June 13, 2012, 04:51:56 PM
I already have a girlfriend. I'm not trying to seduce her. >_>
... You're still a lucky bastard, eitherway.
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6864 on: June 13, 2012, 05:02:38 PM »
Quote from: Mr.PewPew on June 13, 2012, 04:52:33 PM
Make her something to eat and then say "Help yourself to nibbles, he was our favorite hamster......its what he would have wanted"

I think that would come off as a lame joke. :/

Quote from: NekoBlindshoT on June 13, 2012, 04:54:03 PM
RUN AROUND NAKED XD

>_>

Quote from: BloodcatNS on June 13, 2012, 04:56:08 PM
... You're still a lucky bastard, eitherway.

Pretty much, I guess.
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6865 on: June 13, 2012, 05:04:42 PM »
Quote from: Light on June 13, 2012, 05:02:38 PM
I think that would come off as a lame joke. :/
Not if it actually looks convincing as a roasted hamster
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6866 on: June 13, 2012, 05:05:56 PM »
Is she hot?
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6867 on: June 13, 2012, 05:17:01 PM »
Quote from: Mr.PewPew on June 13, 2012, 05:04:42 PM
Not if it actually looks convincing as a roasted hamster

I can't cook like that yet. >_>

If it's meat, then it's either chopped or minced.

Quote from: BloodcatNS on June 13, 2012, 05:05:56 PM
Is she hot?

I'm kind of scared to answer that.
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Offline BloodcatNS

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6868 on: June 13, 2012, 05:18:51 PM »
Just look at her face. Then her breasts. Then tell me if she's hot.
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Offline Mr.PowPow

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6869 on: June 13, 2012, 05:23:02 PM »
Quote from: BloodcatNS on June 13, 2012, 05:18:51 PM
Just look at her face. Then her breasts. Then tell me if she's hot.
Isn't it better conduct to look at her breasts first? o.o
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6870 on: June 13, 2012, 05:24:59 PM »
Face: she's half-french
Breasts: a bit on the small side
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6871 on: June 13, 2012, 05:26:22 PM »
Quote from: Mr.PewPew on June 13, 2012, 05:23:02 PM
Quote from: BloodcatNS on June 13, 2012, 05:18:51 PM
Just look at her face. Then her breasts. Then tell me if she's hot.
Isn't it better conduct to look at her breasts first? o.o
... No, wait. It's waist. You have to look at her waist to check if she's really a girl. If it's wide, then she is. Then look at her breasts. Is it big? After that, it's the face.
Quote from: Light on June 13, 2012, 05:24:59 PM
Face: she's half-french
Breasts: a bit on the small side
Face: Oh la la~ JACKPOT!
Breast: Dun matter. She has breasts.
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6872 on: June 13, 2012, 05:31:02 PM »
Huh, I always figured you were an "oppai" kind of guy, Blood.
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6873 on: June 13, 2012, 05:33:26 PM »
Small breasts are no good, trade her in for a real woman.
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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #6874 on: June 13, 2012, 05:38:06 PM »
I can't trade her in, she's the only one who met the criteria. :/
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