Author Topic: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1 (Read 5139553 times)

BloodcatNS · « **Reply #8250 on:** July 02, 2012, 05:40:20 PM »

DEADDOODEADDOODDEADDOODDEADDOODDEADDOODDEADDOODDEADDODEAD

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #8251 on:** July 02, 2012, 05:46:07 PM »

Oh no, dood! D:

BloodcatNS · « **Reply #8252 on:** July 02, 2012, 05:49:02 PM »

GRAB TOSS BOOM!

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #8253 on:** July 02, 2012, 05:52:46 PM »

You're really mean, dood T_T

Noob · « **Reply #8254 on:** July 02, 2012, 06:14:52 PM »

dood, dood!

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #8255 on:** July 02, 2012, 06:16:55 PM »

DOOD!

Noob · « **Reply #8256 on:** July 02, 2012, 06:29:58 PM »

Quote from: de jokr on July 02, 2012, 02:40:51 PM

No, seriously. I expected at least ten new members and a shitton of posts :\
How long was I out?

Since June 12

O:\msg · « **Reply #8257 on:** July 02, 2012, 06:48:55 PM »

Anyone here jumped on that 50 shades of grey porn book bandwagon? Someone has written 50 shades of chav taking the piss, I swear it's based on Hull, all of the things mentioned here happen. A lot.

50 shades of Chav. "As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight."

Another extract from my 2nd book 13 flavours of WKD. "It was Dwayne's birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he called The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time."

More from raunchy Chav fest 13 flavours of WKD. "Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of am orange. As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you"

Last extracts from the final book of the trilogy, My Tan was 11 Shades of Orange. "As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same."

Final extract from the book 12 Shades of my Fake Tan. "My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had ****** his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from farm foods. He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my doughy ****. It stung but I liked it. I shouted again again so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile. He even had a semi on which was rare, as the crack normally played havoc with his erections."

More from 12 Shades of my Fake Tan. "I had a week to myself, bliss. The kids were all at their respective dads apart from Shakira whose dad was on remand. Luckily her Grandma was home as this time last year she was in Malia on an 18-30. Dwayne wanted me to be a Dominatrix but I couldn't get the gear as the new security guard at Ann Summers was a right git. I had to improvise. I put on my fave black sl*g wellies and wrapped bin bags around my muffin tops. For the mask I pulled my old black period pants over my head. I looked like gothic Vanessa Feltz attempting a bank job. Dwayne looked well chuffed as he had scored some Viagra off his dealer. I climbed on top but the idiot was asleep. He had bought diazepam my mistake. I tried to get him inside me but it was like trying to push toothpaste back into the tube. Finishing myself on the kids buzz light-year wasn't my finest hour

NekoBot · « **Reply #8258 on:** July 02, 2012, 07:23:40 PM »

I try D:

Cupcake Fury · « **Reply #8259 on:** July 02, 2012, 08:57:01 PM »

Death Note Spoilers

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O:\msg · « **Reply #8260 on:** July 02, 2012, 09:05:50 PM »

Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #8261 on:** July 02, 2012, 09:31:48 PM »

Quote from: msg on July 02, 2012, 09:05:50 PM

Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?

What a great novel~

NekoBot · « **Reply #8262 on:** July 02, 2012, 09:38:13 PM »

All the people in the house go Woo-Woo!

Noob · « **Reply #8263 on:** July 02, 2012, 09:55:30 PM »

Woo-woo!

NekoBot · « **Reply #8264 on:** July 02, 2012, 09:57:18 PM »

Woo-Woo!

dark 5FVD · « **Reply #8265 on:** July 02, 2012, 09:58:47 PM »

i'm bored... what to do now

NekoBot · « **Reply #8266 on:** July 02, 2012, 10:00:47 PM »

Say aaaaww yeah! then wave your hands like you dont care

dark 5FVD · « **Reply #8267 on:** July 02, 2012, 10:02:14 PM »

>_> <_< ok nobody can hear me AAAAAAAAAAAH YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

NekoBot · « **Reply #8268 on:** July 02, 2012, 10:11:04 PM »

Now do the wiggle!

TyranBrûlée · « **Reply #8269 on:** July 02, 2012, 10:13:25 PM »

OooOoooO

dark 5FVD · « **Reply #8270 on:** July 02, 2012, 10:14:38 PM »

Quote from: NekoBot on July 02, 2012, 10:11:04 PM

Now do the wiggle!

Nah i don't know how to do that XD

NekoBot · « **Reply #8271 on:** July 02, 2012, 10:17:31 PM »

do the fistpump

Cupcake Fury · « **Reply #8272 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:04:12 PM »

Pewdiepie style.

TyranBrûlée · « **Reply #8273 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:43:58 PM »

Oh gosh my friends love pewdiepie =.=
I think they're gay for him

senpai_FisT · « **Reply #8274 on:** July 03, 2012, 12:38:27 AM »

Alright, so porn is blocked in Qatar?.......GET ME OUT OF HERE!!1!

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