Author Topic: A non-serious roleplay (Read 407826 times)

Muffin · « **Reply #1075 on:** January 05, 2014, 06:27:53 PM »

I'm just gonna sit over here and wait until somebody dies and then we can go on a quest to search for a MacGuffin to bring you back.

Swagmaster · « **Reply #1076 on:** January 05, 2014, 09:36:22 PM »

*kills himself*

There you go

Muffin · « **Reply #1077 on:** January 05, 2014, 09:51:09 PM »

Well then, that was easy!
*Muddy robs the dead Austin of his gold*

That's right, suckers! I was the Big Evil! *Muddy laughs maniacally*

Swagmaster · « **Reply #1078 on:** January 05, 2014, 10:08:17 PM »

*Austins body vanishes along with all the gold muddy looted*

HAHA THAT WAS ALL AN ILLUSION

Muffin · « **Reply #1079 on:** January 05, 2014, 10:43:23 PM »

What? Oh come on! That's not fair!

Swagmaster · « **Reply #1080 on:** January 05, 2014, 11:19:31 PM »

All's fair in love and war. AND THIS IS LO -- Er, i mean, WARRRR

Muffin · « **Reply #1081 on:** January 06, 2014, 12:29:27 AM »

War? Aw man, but that requires effort...
*Big Evil Muddy is a lazy bum*

BloodcatNS · « **Reply #1082 on:** January 06, 2014, 12:32:28 AM »

What if war is a declaration of love for sentient countries? What if invading forces are the sperm while the defending country is the egg?

Muffin · « **Reply #1083 on:** January 06, 2014, 12:42:26 AM »

That's a nice way of putting it...
*Big Evil Muddy backs away slowly from the bloodied kitten from Nova Scotia*

BloodcatNS · « **Reply #1084 on:** January 06, 2014, 12:57:06 AM »

Where are you going? Why are you going? What are you going to do to where you're going?

*Bloodied kitteh slowly towards Muddy while having some sort of erratic movement that's almost as fast as television static, showing horrifying images like blood-red eyes and very large teeth*

How are you going to go?

Muffin · « **Reply #1085 on:** January 06, 2014, 01:07:54 AM »

U-uh...Y-you should get t-that staticky t-thing checked, Mr. Kitty...I-it's quite creEEEE GET AWAY!
*Muddy melts into the earth because well, he's part mud and can do that*

Swagmaster · « **Reply #1086 on:** January 06, 2014, 01:57:24 AM »

Awh c'mon is the evil mudsy scared of getting a little bloody?

Muffin · « **Reply #1087 on:** January 06, 2014, 02:02:58 AM »

Yes, yes I am. I'm very hemophobic. *Says Muddy from the comfort of his mud puddle*

senpai_FisT · « **Reply #1088 on:** January 06, 2014, 02:33:06 AM »

In came the anal crusader.

"Muddy's ass get!" he yells!

Ass Grope 1d20 : 11, total 11

Muffin · « **Reply #1089 on:** January 06, 2014, 02:46:29 AM »

So does that mean you groped it with a force of 11 or does it mean you groped it 11 times?

senpai_FisT · « **Reply #1090 on:** January 06, 2014, 02:48:12 AM »

NekoJonez · « **Reply #1091 on:** January 12, 2014, 02:43:12 PM »

I miss Roleplaying.

Swagmaster · « **Reply #1092 on:** January 12, 2014, 04:17:56 PM »

Oh great, humble Jonez! Who's to say we may not continue? What has halted you to begin with?

NekoJonez · « **Reply #1093 on:** January 12, 2014, 04:57:12 PM »

A lot my good friends. I have seen a lot on my travels. I have become an even bigger story teller.

Swagmaster · « **Reply #1094 on:** January 12, 2014, 07:19:04 PM »

Then let's embark on a new adventure! Just like old times, my friend.

NekoJonez · « **Reply #1095 on:** January 12, 2014, 10:09:52 PM »

Sure, why not. In which kind of places? I mean, I have visited Hyrule.

Swagmaster · « **Reply #1096 on:** January 13, 2014, 04:16:48 AM »

I have heard of a mysterious power which lets one travel to the mysterious world of Lorule

NekoJonez · « **Reply #1097 on:** January 16, 2014, 08:10:22 PM »

Oh my lords, let's go;

Swagmaster · « **Reply #1098 on:** January 16, 2014, 09:39:44 PM »

First we must flatten ourselves. Who had tacos?

BloodcatNS · « **Reply #1099 on:** January 17, 2014, 12:05:37 AM »

I had taco burger sandwiches.u want sum?

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Author Topic: A non-serious roleplay (Read 407826 times)