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The Boasting Thread
« on: August 28, 2012, 10:47:05 PM »
Like the title says:- Boast about things you achieved/did/took part in. (No bluffing allowed.)

No boasting about penile sizes either.
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So, I'll start.

My first time was with a MILF.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2012, 10:53:27 PM »
My first time was with a MILF.
I think already....nobody can top that.


Regardless, I guess I can boast about the fact that I managed to cook oven garlic bread in a microwave!

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2012, 11:00:59 PM »
I illegally cut down a tree and used it for an illegal campfire. (some rules about the height of the flames bs)

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 11:07:29 PM »
I threw a used condom into a greenhouse, possibly spawning Sperm plants in the process.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 11:11:53 PM »
I threw a used condom into a greenhouse, possibly spawning Sperm plants in the process.
Next time throw it in the sea like a grown up. I've heard sperm whales are endangered.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 11:16:18 PM »
I threw a used condom into a greenhouse, possibly spawning Sperm plants in the process.
Next time throw it in the sea like a grown up. I've heard sperm whales are endangered.
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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2012, 11:20:20 PM »
The first time I kissed was when I was 9.
The first time my hand went down south was when I was 9.
It was a different girl ::)

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2012, 11:21:17 PM »
I'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2012, 11:25:08 PM »
I'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:
Last time I held hands with a girl was... 9 hours ago. My cute evil niece who almost starts drooling when she sees me grabbed my hand. :/

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2012, 11:27:38 PM »
I'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:
Last time I held hands with a girl was... 9 hours ago. My cute evil niece who almost starts drooling when she sees me grabbed my hand. :/
My god, I want a cute evil niece to hold my hand D:
Man....how low have I gone? o.o

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2012, 11:31:40 PM »
I'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:
Last time I held hands with a girl was... 9 hours ago. My cute evil niece who almost starts drooling when she sees me grabbed my hand. :/
My god, I want a cute evil niece to hold my hand D:
Man....how low have I gone? o.o
It's no blessing. O.O
She's really pretty for her age. Problem is .. age.. and familyness. Though when she looks at me with those eyes... it's not easy. (actually ranting now..)

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2012, 11:48:50 PM »
I have nothing to boast about

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2012, 11:58:29 PM »
I once got Squall (in FF8) to level 38 before leaving the Training area, then to lv100 before the end of the first disc. By the end of the second disc, all available characters were level 100 along with all the summons (that were available).

The life is weak with this one.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2012, 01:27:52 AM »
I have a legit version of Minecraft.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2012, 03:42:15 AM »
I never lost a rock-off.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2012, 11:03:45 AM »
I have ovaries. What now. <^>

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2012, 11:40:42 AM »
I have a legit version of Minecraft.
SO HAVE I NOW

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2012, 03:26:37 PM »
I have ovaries. What now. <^>
I give up.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2012, 03:51:48 PM »
I officially have a post with 10k+ notes on tumblr.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2012, 04:13:31 PM »
I beat Give Up :D

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2012, 05:30:12 PM »
The first time I kissed was when I was 9.
The first time my hand went down south was when I was 9.
It was a different girl ::)
Damnit, you're my hero.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2012, 12:18:50 AM »
The first time I kissed was when I was 9.
The first time my hand went down south was when I was 9.
It was a different girl ::)
Damnit, you're my hero.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2012, 05:07:39 PM »
I'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:

i'm 18 an i have never held hands with a girl..

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2012, 07:10:28 PM »
Carried over 3 people to the hospital from a accident and they're all alive. Thank god.

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Re: The Boasting Thread
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2012, 07:15:45 PM »
I'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:

i'm 18 an i have never held hands with a girl..
Touche~

Carried over 3 people to the hospital from a accident and they're all alive. Thank god.
That's probably the best thing in this thread lol