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My first time was with a MILF.
I threw a used condom into a greenhouse, possibly spawning Sperm plants in the process.
Quote from: The Pow on August 28, 2012, 11:07:29 PMI threw a used condom into a greenhouse, possibly spawning Sperm plants in the process.Next time throw it in the sea like a grown up. I've heard sperm whales are endangered.
I'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:
Quote from: The Pow on August 28, 2012, 11:21:17 PMI'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:Last time I held hands with a girl was... 9 hours ago. My cute evil niece who almost starts drooling when she sees me grabbed my hand. :/
Quote from: Zarri on August 28, 2012, 11:25:08 PMQuote from: The Pow on August 28, 2012, 11:21:17 PMI'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:Last time I held hands with a girl was... 9 hours ago. My cute evil niece who almost starts drooling when she sees me grabbed my hand. :/My god, I want a cute evil niece to hold my hand D:Man....how low have I gone? o.o
I have a legit version of Minecraft.
I have ovaries. What now. <^>
The first time I kissed was when I was 9.The first time my hand went down south was when I was 9.It was a different girl
Quote from: Mizari on August 28, 2012, 11:20:20 PMThe first time I kissed was when I was 9.The first time my hand went down south was when I was 9.It was a different girl Damnit, you're my hero.
Quote from: The Pow on August 28, 2012, 11:21:17 PMI'm 17 and I have never even held hands with a girl, I think thats a pretty neat achievement, I'm as rare as a unicorn D:i'm 18 an i have never held hands with a girl..
Carried over 3 people to the hospital from a accident and they're all alive. Thank god.