Author Topic: Do not touch - Forum game (Read 16277 times)

NekoJonez · « **on:** May 16, 2013, 11:37:57 AM »

Tell the user above why they shouldn't touch the item they said.

Eg:

NekoJonez: There is a cat on the floor

Mizari: Don't touch it, it will eat your balls off. But there is a disc on the table.

senpai_FisT · « **Reply #1 on:** May 16, 2013, 12:24:56 PM »

Don't touch it! It's a ripper blade from UT99. It'll cut your balls off.

There's a chainsaw on the lawn.

NekoJonez · « **Reply #2 on:** May 16, 2013, 01:48:13 PM »

Don't touch it, it activates by itself.

But there is a tree in the bathroom.

Kiss x Miz · « **Reply #3 on:** May 16, 2013, 02:11:24 PM »

Don't touch it, it's the scary tree from Harry Potter and it'll swing you around like crazy.

There's a doll in your couch.

senpai_FisT · « **Reply #4 on:** May 16, 2013, 03:13:14 PM »

Don't touch it, it's possessed by a dick gnawing demon!

Oh hey, is that a guitar on the couch?

shredc0re · « **Reply #5 on:** May 16, 2013, 04:47:10 PM »

Don't touch, it's actually an evil transformer.

A super cute kitty in the street.

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #6 on:** May 16, 2013, 05:05:26 PM »

Don't touch it, its kawaii levels are over 9000!

There's a banana on the roof.

senpai_FisT · « **Reply #7 on:** May 16, 2013, 06:12:47 PM »

Don't touch it, it was in my ass.

There's a dragon dildo on the cupboard.

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #8 on:** May 16, 2013, 06:18:07 PM »

Don't touch it! Your mothers been using it. She likes her some dragon.

There's a cake on the floor.

senpai_FisT · « **Reply #9 on:** May 16, 2013, 06:21:30 PM »

Do not touch it, it is but a lie!

There is a Kirby on the dancefloor.

Mr.PowPow · « **Reply #10 on:** May 16, 2013, 06:24:13 PM »

Don't touch it, it's hungry not horny!

There's a sloth under your bed.

Kiss x Miz · « **Reply #11 on:** May 16, 2013, 06:37:11 PM »

Don't touch it, call the police and have it arrested instead.

There's a little girl on a swing in the park.

NekoJonez · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2013, 12:56:25 PM »

Don't touch, well you will be unable too since it's a ghost.

There is a barrel on the roof.

Kiss x Miz · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2013, 01:09:39 PM »

Don't touch it! Just drink whatever is in it and just leave it up there.

There's a silhouette behind the curtains

NekoJonez · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2013, 04:38:47 PM »

Don't touch - It's wet paint.

There is a paint can next to it.

TyranBrûlée · « **Reply #15 on:** June 03, 2013, 04:52:39 AM »

Donut touch that paint can.
There are unspeakable dangers residing within the murky paint waters.

There's a button that says "push here".

shredc0re · « **Reply #16 on:** June 03, 2013, 09:21:27 AM »

Don't touch, it'll launch nuclear rockets everywhere.

There's a button next to that button that says "free candy".

NekoJonez · « **Reply #17 on:** June 03, 2013, 05:17:35 PM »

Do not touch, it's a Pedo Bear... Spawner.

But look, there is a laptop with porn over there. (

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TyranBrûlée · « **Reply #18 on:** June 07, 2013, 06:07:18 AM »

DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING TOUCH THAT, IT'S A TARP.

But hey, real-life hot women waiting for you on your bed.

Joel16 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 07, 2013, 06:34:36 AM »

Don't touch, it's a humanoid form of an alien that likes eating human flesh!

But hey look an emergency escape door.

TyranBrûlée · « **Reply #20 on:** June 07, 2013, 07:17:12 AM »

Don't touch that shit man, it leads into outer space where the hot, flesh-eating, alien women are.

But you know, there's a fire escape.

PriomBlazer · « **Reply #21 on:** June 07, 2013, 11:25:04 AM »

Don't touch that it will let the fire escape!

Oh hey look there's a jar of dirt next to you

NekoJonez · « **Reply #22 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:32:29 PM »

Don't touch it. It's too dirty. (ah, puns)

Look, there is an Arpegi next to you.

PriomBlazer · « **Reply #23 on:** August 12, 2013, 07:20:38 PM »

Don't touch it.you will get addicted to touching it over and over and over again

And on the side of your left you shall see a huge potato

Kiss x Miz · « **Reply #24 on:** August 13, 2013, 08:31:33 AM »

Don't touch it, you might demolish the town downhill with it.

There is a hobbit standing in front of you

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Author Topic: Do not touch - Forum game (Read 16277 times)