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[PriomBlazer]

Passed all 4 of my written exams today, only the physical intervention part left to do tomorrow then I'm a fully qualified doorman/security guard. They told me no jujitsu moves of my own and I can only use what they taught me, I'm supposed to be restraining people not killing them

If your name's not down you're not coming in.

No killing.lame

[NekoJonez]

For the peeps interested in reading my creepy pasta.... 

where is it?????

http://arpegi.wordpress.com/2013/08/29/creepypasta-you-should-have-been-playing-written-by-nekojonez/

Cool a creepy pazta that's just eerie and not creepy as sh*t

Thanks Jonez Made My Night

;3
You are welcome. But did you enjoy it?

[Kiss x Miz]

Passed all 4 of my written exams today, only the physical intervention part left to do tomorrow then I'm a fully qualified doorman/security guard. They told me no jujitsu moves of my own and I can only use what they taught me, I'm supposed to be restraining people not killing them

If your name's not down you're not coming in.

Sweet dude, gratz

[NekoJonez]

Sweet dude, gratz

same.

[O:\msg]

Thanks

[Toffee]

Holy fuck my arms are killing me...

Hauling ALL my mom's stuff from her old apartment into the one we're gonna live in BY HAND is exhausting. Especially considering we don't have a car or one of those cart trolley things. And the fact that we have to carry everything for around 4-5 blocks away.

AND we still have my and my brothers' stuff coming in from Chicago to contend with in a few weeks...

Moving sucks balls.

[BloodcatNS]

http://arpegi.wordpress.com/2013/08/29/creepypasta-you-should-have-been-playing-written-by-nekojonez/

You could do better. You should have made a story about the girl and not write "The story was too harsh to remember". There was an effective buildup in suspense, but you dropped it in the absolutely intriguing part. That's the charm in video game creepypastas. Something happens in the game that blurs reality from fiction. There's no fourth wall that's gonna remind that its just a game.

[Kiss x Miz]

http://arpegi.wordpress.com/2013/08/29/creepypasta-you-should-have-been-playing-written-by-nekojonez/

You could do better. You should have made a story about the girl and not write "The story was too harsh to remember". There was an effective buildup in suspense, but you dropped it in the absolutely intriguing part. That's the charm in video game creepypastas. Something happens in the game that blurs reality from fiction. There's no fourth wall that's gonna remind that its just a game.

Ah, give him a break. A pussy like him thinks everything is scary.

Holy fuck my arms are killing me...

Hauling ALL my mom's stuff from her old apartment into the one we're gonna live in BY HAND is exhausting. Especially considering we don't have a car or one of those cart trolley things. And the fact that we have to carry everything for around 4-5 blocks away.

AND we still have my and my brothers' stuff coming in from Chicago to contend with in a few weeks...

Moving sucks balls.

Carrying stuff from Chicago, I guess we we won't be seeing you for a few months

[TyranBrûlée]

That site is not good with female avatar things but I had my fun >w>

[Kiss x Miz]

Dat criipi faec.

(your face is wider though hueheuh)

[TyranBrûlée]

The wide ones were too wide ;_;

[senpai_FisT]

Oh god what have I done.

[Kiss x Miz]

Oh god what have I done.

what have you done.

[NekoJonez]

http://arpegi.wordpress.com/2013/08/29/creepypasta-you-should-have-been-playing-written-by-nekojonez/

You could do better. You should have made a story about the girl and not write "The story was too harsh to remember". There was an effective buildup in suspense, but you dropped it in the absolutely intriguing part. That's the charm in video game creepypastas. Something happens in the game that blurs reality from fiction. There's no fourth wall that's gonna remind that its just a game.

Thanks for the feedback. It was my first real attempt to a creepypasta. :3

[senpai_FisT]

what have you done.

link you guys to pickaface.net

[NekoJonez]

what have you done.

link you guys to pickaface.net

Best answer yet.

[NekoJonez]

http://arpegi.wordpress.com/2013/08/29/creepypasta-you-should-have-been-playing-written-by-nekojonez/

You could do better. You should have made a story about the girl and not write "The story was too harsh to remember". There was an effective buildup in suspense, but you dropped it in the absolutely intriguing part. That's the charm in video game creepypastas. Something happens in the game that blurs reality from fiction. There's no fourth wall that's gonna remind that its just a game.

Ah, give him a break. A pussy like him thinks everything is scary.

I haven't seen you write a creepy pasta.

[Kiss x Miz]

http://arpegi.wordpress.com/2013/08/29/creepypasta-you-should-have-been-playing-written-by-nekojonez/

You could do better. You should have made a story about the girl and not write "The story was too harsh to remember". There was an effective buildup in suspense, but you dropped it in the absolutely intriguing part. That's the charm in video game creepypastas. Something happens in the game that blurs reality from fiction. There's no fourth wall that's gonna remind that its just a game.

Ah, give him a break. A pussy like him thinks everything is scary.

I haven't seen you write a creepy pasta.

I don't even read creepypasta, why should I write it?

[NekoJonez]

Since if you critique it, then you are supposed to know about it.

Otherwise you just show that you pick the easiest trolling.

You can do better man!

[Kiss x Miz]

Since if you critique it, then you are supposed to know about it.

Otherwise you just show that you pick the easiest trolling.

You can do better man!

I didn't write the critique, Blood did.

[NekoJonez]

Since if you critique it, then you are supposed to know about it.

Otherwise you just show that you pick the easiest trolling.

You can do better man!

I didn't write the critique, Blood did.

There ya go.

Man, I am bored

[Kiss x Miz]

Since if you critique it, then you are supposed to know about it.

Otherwise you just show that you pick the easiest trolling.

You can do better man!

I didn't write the critique, Blood did.

There ya go.

Man, I am bored

I only critiqued you. And I know you're a pussy. Let's go on a rollercoaster, bud!

[PriomBlazer]

For the peeps interested in reading my creepy pasta.... 

where is it?????

http://arpegi.wordpress.com/2013/08/29/creepypasta-you-should-have-been-playing-written-by-nekojonez/

Cool a creepy pazta that's just eerie and not creepy as sh*t

Thanks Jonez Made My Night

;3
You are welcome. But did you enjoy it?

"But then strange things started happening. Thankfully nothing like “ultra-realistic blood” or “loud noises and freezing computers” like you read in many of these stories"
This line kinda feels off place

[senpai_FisT]

Okay, I'm having trouble seeing who's who now >_>

You all look the bloody same. Except for me, Toff and Hetty.

[Mr.PowPow]

Bloody 'ell, it's spreading :/

We need to kill Fist, the head-twat! That's the only way to turn everyone back!