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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3100 on: April 28, 2012, 11:17:12 PM »
Of course you have friends, you just don't know how to.. advertise yourself.
Are you tired of the same old boring loud friends? Wish you could have a friend that is funny yet only when you wish him to be?
Well Daz version 01 is the friend for you. Daz is fitted with SAD patch that removes all possible complications of unwanted conversation, say goodbye to annoying friends and say hello to a bright new friendship.
Issues with advanced perviness and mood swings are to be expected, this product is non-refundable
I WANT A REFUND.

I'm sorry miss, but you have already been through several of the Daz V1's and you are never satisfied. Stop purchasing the product if you are not satisfied with its quality.
What the.. How many Daz V1's have I been through?

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3101 on: April 28, 2012, 11:19:45 PM »
Of course you have friends, you just don't know how to.. advertise yourself.
Are you tired of the same old boring loud friends? Wish you could have a friend that is funny yet only when you wish him to be?
Well Daz version 01 is the friend for you. Daz is fitted with SAD patch that removes all possible complications of unwanted conversation, say goodbye to annoying friends and say hello to a bright new friendship.
Issues with advanced perviness and mood swings are to be expected, this product is non-refundable
I WANT A REFUND.

I'm sorry miss, but you have already been through several of the Daz V1's and you are never satisfied. Stop purchasing the product if you are not satisfied with its quality.
What the.. How many Daz V1's have I been through?
Approx. 3 units.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3102 on: April 28, 2012, 11:20:29 PM »
At what rate are they being produced?

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3103 on: April 28, 2012, 11:21:57 PM »
We make about 7 units a year, there isn't much of a demnd for them.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3104 on: April 28, 2012, 11:23:37 PM »
Give me 116 of them.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3105 on: April 28, 2012, 11:25:30 PM »
Give me 116 of them.
So you can send 90% of them back with the story that they tried to rape you. We wont fall for that again >_>

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3106 on: April 28, 2012, 11:27:31 PM »
I actually wanted to become a Dazmaster. I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3107 on: April 28, 2012, 11:31:04 PM »
We just brought out 200 new versions, have fun collecting. We will most likely bring out another 100 when you are barely half way done collecting them all.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3108 on: April 28, 2012, 11:35:18 PM »
XDD. Somebody Post Hall of Fame this :3

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3109 on: April 28, 2012, 11:35:58 PM »
Psshh niqqa I get them all for free.
Or else you have no business.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3110 on: April 28, 2012, 11:38:58 PM »
Psshh niqqa I get them all for free.
Or else you have no business.
True....you are our best customer T_T

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3111 on: April 28, 2012, 11:39:59 PM »
I buy one two.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3112 on: April 28, 2012, 11:40:35 PM »

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3115 on: April 28, 2012, 11:55:59 PM »
lol hungry

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3116 on: April 29, 2012, 12:39:48 AM »
impatiently waiting for contest entry voting >.>

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3117 on: April 29, 2012, 12:50:10 AM »
Time passes by so slowly.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3118 on: April 29, 2012, 12:51:01 AM »
Except when you derp around Youtube

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3119 on: April 29, 2012, 12:52:44 AM »

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3120 on: April 29, 2012, 01:02:35 AM »
I am not boreD.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3121 on: April 29, 2012, 01:04:38 AM »

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3122 on: April 29, 2012, 01:42:20 AM »
writing down the particulars for a thread ima start soonish :3

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3123 on: April 29, 2012, 02:18:36 AM »
I am not boreD.
Derob ton ma I?
Unlucky press of the caps lock on the end.

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Re: Spam and other garbage you like to share #1
« Reply #3124 on: April 29, 2012, 02:30:55 AM »
Time passes by so slowly.
Ever since I became deeply aware of mortality, I have been feeling like time is moving quite fast. Days are becoming so much shorter....

 

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