Spam and other garbage you like to share #1

[PriomBlazer]

Schl strtd 2 dys g.M lf's bck t bng vr gn

fxd

[elfkena]

-_-

[BloodcatNS]

[shredc0re]

why r u crng s mch

[Cupcake Fury]

Pay attention to the "As seen on".
What the fuck youtube.
Just.
What.
The.
Fuck.

[NekoBot]

I cant read this

[shredc0re]

I can't even..

[BloodcatNS]

Pay attention to the "As seen on".
What the fuck youtube.
Just.
What.
The.
Fuck.

Uh...

[NekoJonez]

^ o.O

[Mr.PowPow]

apparently all is not lost, even though I did badly in the first psychology final, I can still pick up the required marks in the next exam in a weeks time. Failure is not an option >__<

[shredc0re]

Penis

[Mr.PowPow]

Penis

I'm glad you took that out of your mouth long enough for you to say that =3

[shredc0re]

Penis

I'm glad you took that out of your mouth long enough for you to say that =3

mmmmmmm

[BloodcatNS]

Penis

Definitely.

[NekoBot]

Penis

Definitely.

Its annoying me today >_> carry on

[shredc0re]

Why are you getting annoyed so easily today?

[BloodcatNS]

Yes. Why does penis annoy you today?

[NekoBot]

Why are you getting annoyed so easily today?

I lost something very important to me yesterday, my most precious possesion.... thats probably why. Im sorry guys, really

[shredc0re]

Why are you getting annoyed so easily today?

I lost something very important to me yesterday, my most precious possesion.... thats probably why. Im sorry guys, really

Don't say sorry, you haven't offended me in any way.

And where did you lose it? You think you can get it back?

[NekoBot]

Why are you getting annoyed so easily today?

I lost something very important to me yesterday, my most precious possesion.... thats probably why. Im sorry guys, really

Don't say sorry, you haven't offended me in any way.

And where did you lose it? You think you can get it back?

Theres a key... it opens something something important and its sentimental value is more than my mother's koala blanket. I fell in the rain the other day and busted up my elbow good and It might have come off (I wore it as a necklace). I was more concerned about stopping bleeding and getting somewhere to clean it that I didnt notice it missing. Now, going back to the spot, its gone

[shredc0re]

Theres a key... it opens something something important and its sentimental value is more than my mother's koala blanket. I fell in the rain the other day and busted up my elbow good and It might have come off (I wore it as a necklace). I was more concerned about stopping bleeding and getting somewhere to clean it that I didnt notice it missing. Now, going back to the spot, its gone

And you can't find any other way of opening it without breaking the lock or having someone lock pick it for you and inserting a new lock? :/

[NekoBot]

Theres a key... it opens something something important and its sentimental value is more than my mother's koala blanket. I fell in the rain the other day and busted up my elbow good and It might have come off (I wore it as a necklace). I was more concerned about stopping bleeding and getting somewhere to clean it that I didnt notice it missing. Now, going back to the spot, its gone

And you can't find any other way of opening it without breaking the lock or having someone lock pick it for you and inserting a new lock? :/

The thing it opens isnt as important as youd think, the important thing, the thing Id kill people for, is the key itself. Its value to me is unmatched to any other thing Ive ever possessed. Whats inside the locked thing is great but it's not the point... Maybe I should explain the key's importance then..

[Cupcake Fury]

Yesh.

[NekoBot]

The key was given to me by someone very important to me. Let me explain
 
There was once a time I walked the streets of Manchester alone, and one night I came across a girl. Well, she wasn't looking too good, she was in bad shape and was fixing to add a digit to that years suicide count. I, being the person I was talked to her, the chat became a conversation and then that turned into an interest. I learned everything about this person and her situation, her father had been a drug dealer and was very abusive and always drugged up, beating her, molesting her, and other things too. She hated her life and wanted to end it. She thought that in death, she would have a sweet peaceful bliss and quite. We talked for hours and then kept talking for days and then weeks. I convinced her not to commit suicide and worked on the real issue. With my help and a couple others we got her father to jail and we got her out of a seriously bad situation. A friend of mine's family took her in until she was ready for her own family. We never stopped talking and it turned into something more then a friendship. The day before she was scheduled to leave for Conneticut (one reason I spend a lot of time here) she gave me two things. A key, and a chest. She told me that we'd meet again, and we wouldn't stop looking until the other was found. I took these treasures and hold them very dear to my heart. I have located her, and we have talked, there are new problems to deal with, problems to deal with. I continue to help... I dont know why... of course this isnt the full story. I wont tell the full story, but the key represents a lot to me. Many things, interpret it to how you want to but... i dont know.
 
Thats the story of the key or part of t anyways. Ive had it for 9 years now... and I lost it yesterday

[BloodcatNS]

Quite the romantic you is.

You should have kept a spare, you know. At least you still have the chest. Or is the key just as important?