Spam and other garbage you like to share #1

[Mr.PowPow]

Who doesn't want the life sucked out of them by Morrigan, get it...eh eh.....sucked, she is a succubus. Oh you guys are terrible >_>

[BloodcatNS]

Why yes I fantasize about her all the time No Blood, no one likes anime boobies.

You too? Okay.

[Light]

Who doesn't want the life sucked out of them by Morrigan, get it...eh eh.....sucked, she is a succubus. Oh you guys are terrible >_>

http://instantrimshot.com/

Oh hey, that site has other sound effects as well

http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=crickets

I guess this one would be better suited for the situation.

[Mr.PowPow]

Well played Light, but after the first deception I was half expecting an audio of a cricket match >_>

[PriomBlazer]

2 days away from the net and it almost feels like a month

[NekoJonez]

2 days away from the net and it almost feels like a month

I know the feeling man. It's no fun. It's torture.

[PriomBlazer]

2 days away from the net and it almost feels like a month

It's torture.

That one line sounds like my life

[NekoJonez]

2 days away from the net and it almost feels like a month

It's torture.

That one line sounds like my life

They go hand in hand.

[PriomBlazer]

yes,yes they do.

(a person shall look at the computer help section now)

[shredc0re]

However that excludes people who are mentally deficient or lack the proper willpower (psychologically) to break through whatever is troubling them.
Not everyone reacts the same way, or can. Well they can, but their mind says otherwise.

^this

+ the fact that I feel lied to when I get a compliment

[TyranBrûlée]

*Mysteriously appears*

[Mr.PowPow]

*mysteriously shoots the person who mysteriously appears and mysteriously evades a mysterious lawsuit

[shredc0re]

*mysteriously pokes pows penis*

[Mr.PowPow]

mysteriously gets turned on and mysterious looks to Shred

[TyranBrûlée]

*Mysteriously disappears in order to avoid the inevitable orgy about to take place*
 

[Mr.PowPow]

mysteriously points out to the mysteriously disappeared LaTyrannia that more than two mysterious people need to be present to constitute as an orgy. Get your mysteriously disappearing ass back here.

[TyranBrûlée]

Orgy is 5 people with their shoes off.

[Mr.PowPow]

As far as I remember, five is more than two. I am still correct if my amazing math skills heed me.
Also~

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You need to learn orgy fundamentals, such as:
Invite all your family members you know, even though in some states this might be illegal.
Tell your friends there's a barbecue ... IN YOUR PANTS!!
Never pay. Settle for skank before paying. Remember, orgies are tasteless and demeaning. It makes no difference what your partners look like as long as they're from the same animal family as you. The same genus is good, and the same species is even better!
Invite your parents. Any couple that's been together this long has probably been to an orgy or two. It's just basic math!
Don't ever pass up a chance to let horseplay turn into an orgy. Everyone has a slip and fall "accident" every now and then!
Workplace cafeteria's are great places to organize an orgy, but the lighting is too bright for the kind of people a pick-up orgy is likely to draw. Take it to the boiler room if possible, or that large empty and sunny space on the roof.
Never forget your rohypnol! Your girlfriend will say she wants to try an orgy, right up until she sees the fat hairy man in a leather mask. Knock her out! She'll thank you later.
Never have an orgy with nothing but beginners. You need experience, because Orgies for Dummies is not a thorough book by any measure.
Don't be intimidated by the other guys' penis size. The women will thank you for your small penis when you're done with your anal dance.
Never wear a condom. Orgies are about sharing -- warts and all!
Invite people you don't know (orgy's are for sharing the love to everyone!) invite your teacher from elemetry school, invite that old man from across the street, invite those hookers in that dirty ally

[shredc0re]

Mysteriously rapes Pow in a corner of the forum

[Mr.PowPow]

Mysterious rocks back and forth, shivering in the corner with a towel draped around him. Crying and mysteriously babbling about the new series of Jersey Shore.

I feel so violated T__T

[shredc0re]

There's white stuff on your face.

[Mr.PowPow]

Yeah, I did some baking earlier o.o

[shredc0re]

POONTAH

[Mr.PowPow]

No Poontah.

[shredc0re]

POONTAH OR DEATH.