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Offline senpai_FisT

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"Here's the situation."
« on: May 15, 2012, 03:55:18 AM »
We used to play this game IRL when I was at school, so I made a forum version.

You reply how you deal with the situation, then you present another situation to the next poster.
E.g: Poster 1 : Here's the situation. You are the last man on earth.
       Poster 2 : Fap.
I hope that clears it up.
I'll start.
Here's the situation : You're all out of toilet paper.
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Offline TyranBrûlée

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2012, 04:27:24 AM »
Go to the neighbor's place without pants.

HtS, you have terminal cancer.
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Offline Noob

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2012, 05:02:06 AM »
Die

HtS, You are the only female left in a world dominated by males
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Offline TyranBrûlée

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2012, 05:09:22 AM »
Choose now before the good ones go gay.

HtS, you're trapped in your closet and everyone just left for a 1-month vacation and you have no cellphone/internet service.
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Offline senpai_FisT

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2012, 06:17:50 AM »
Fap.



HtS, Both Admins are on vacation.
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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2012, 08:36:17 AM »
Enjoy my vacation.

HtS, Your 60- year old male teacher gets the sudden urge to kiss you and the door's locked.
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Offline senpai_FisT

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2012, 06:24:04 PM »
Rape him before he rapes me.


HtS Hostages hold your President hostage, in exchange for Nutella.
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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2012, 08:41:54 PM »
keep the nutella and say you can have him

HtS it is your last day on earth and you see the girl who you trully love what will you do?
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Offline Mr.PowPow

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2012, 08:49:02 PM »
Declare my love and just spend that day with her, what we do isn't important, its the simple presence thats important.

Hts, Pow magically appears in your bed
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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2012, 08:54:46 PM »
punch until he's uncoucious and bring him to the hospital

HtS you can choose between an lamborghini aventador or a mazda RX-8 what do you choose
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Offline Mr.PowPow

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2012, 08:57:08 PM »
Neither, I just ride on my gigantic balls~

Hts, your ISP has cut you off, there is no internet for most likely a month
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Offline senpai_FisT

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2012, 09:11:12 PM »
.......(get it? There's no internet! I can't post!..........I suck at jokes.)


HtS Someone is repeatedly punching your balls.
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Offline Mr.PowPow

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2012, 09:13:06 PM »
Tell them that their sister, mother and grandmother handled my balls better....all night long~

Hts, a monkey raped you
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Offline senpai_FisT

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2012, 09:46:03 PM »
Tell him that I had AIDS.


HtS Mom just about to catch you fapping.
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Offline Mr.PowPow

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2012, 10:30:23 PM »
5 more seconds to splooge? Challenge accepted!

Hts, you just saw your crush with another dood
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Offline senpai_FisT

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2012, 05:19:46 AM »
Kill her and rape him.



HtS Arpegi offline.
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Offline TyranBrûlée

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2012, 05:21:08 AM »
Watch porn

HtS; Your computer has a virus that not even reformatting will fix.
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Offline Cupcake Fury

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2012, 05:26:34 AM »
Fap till your dead. HtS Pow is at your anus. May god help you.
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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2012, 08:29:10 PM »
Say you've got aids and that there is a monster living in ur anus and it will bite everything that enters

HtS You are in a ship that is sinking
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Offline senpai_FisT

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2012, 10:22:00 PM »
Sing "Captain Alexander"


HtS Jonez is visiting you. (Unless you are Jonez, and therefore you cannot visit yourself.)
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Offline Cupcake Fury

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2012, 11:14:57 PM »
Im not answerin that one cause I want powpow to :3
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Offline Mr.PowPow

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2012, 11:17:10 PM »
Kindly ask him to leave (If you're expecting something funny, I'm afraid I've been restricted as of yesterday)

Hts, all the milk in the fridge is gone
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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2012, 07:41:37 PM »
take beer and drink that

HtS: you ran out of oxygen in your space helmet what do you do?
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Offline senpai_FisT

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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2012, 10:57:36 PM »
Open my packet of potato chips.



HtS You just can't find your guitar pick.
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Re: "Here's the situation."
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2012, 11:02:12 PM »
Use dick.

HtS You are drinking with a sexy chick, dafuq do you do.
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